JD Vance advises the Vatican to stay out of US politics
April 13, 2026 at 10:30 PM
JD Vance advises the Vatican to stay out of US politics
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
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January 25, 2026 at 6:38 PM
NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdami advises New Yorkers to stay home and read ‘Heated Rivalry’ during the winter storm
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* BESSENT: ADVISES COUNTRIES NOT TO PANIC, NOT TO RETALIATE 🇺🇸
April 2, 2025 at 9:42 PM
* BESSENT: ADVISES COUNTRIES NOT TO PANIC, NOT TO RETALIATE 🇺🇸
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
June 9, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Breaking:
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
WASHINGTON (AP) - Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
Congress Advises Newly Evicted Americans To Just Relocate To Second Home
Congress Advises Newly Evicted Americans To Just Relocate To Second Home
WASHINGTON—Following the expiration of the federal eviction moratorium intended to help tenants during the coronavirus pandemic, congressional leaders advised newly evicted Americans Monday to just re...
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July 21, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Congress Advises Newly Evicted Americans To Just Relocate To Second Home
Markwayne Mullin advises places of worship worried about acts of violence to "hire their own security"
May 19, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Markwayne Mullin advises places of worship worried about acts of violence to "hire their own security"
Ukraine advises foreign delegations not to visit Moscow on 9 May, says Zelenskyy.
May 7, 2026 at 5:38 PM
Ukraine advises foreign delegations not to visit Moscow on 9 May, says Zelenskyy.
HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool
HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool
WASHINGTON—Following federal cuts to utility bill assistance programs, the Department of Health and Human Services released guidance Thursday advising low-income seniors to stay cool by wallowing in t...
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July 24, 2025 at 4:00 PM
HHS Advises Low-Income Seniors To Wallow In Mud To Stay Cool
BESSENT: ADVISES COUNTRIES NOT TO PANIC, NOT TO RETALIATE
readers note: he really sounds like he is going to cry while denying that he knew anything about this lol
readers note: he really sounds like he is going to cry while denying that he knew anything about this lol
April 2, 2025 at 9:35 PM
BESSENT: ADVISES COUNTRIES NOT TO PANIC, NOT TO RETALIATE
readers note: he really sounds like he is going to cry while denying that he knew anything about this lol
readers note: he really sounds like he is going to cry while denying that he knew anything about this lol
Jon Stewart advises on how to handle political conversations in college
January 3, 2025 at 6:55 PM
Jon Stewart advises on how to handle political conversations in college
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John Oliver Offers Blistering Response After Jay Leno Advises Comedians To Avoid Politics
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August 8, 2025 at 12:16 AM
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CDC advises sticking fork in toaster most efficient way to retrieve toast
CDC says no means yes
cdc says go ahead and get bangs
February 13, 2024 at 10:34 PM
CDC advises sticking fork in toaster most efficient way to retrieve toast
And now Trump’s old pal Steve Bannon has to watch as Musk advises Trump while Sloppy Steve does his podcast.
November 12, 2024 at 5:03 PM
And now Trump’s old pal Steve Bannon has to watch as Musk advises Trump while Sloppy Steve does his podcast.
Centrist group advises Democrats to stop using words
August 22, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Centrist group advises Democrats to stop using words
BREAKING: The Department of State now advises Americans worldwide to exercise increased caution.
March 22, 2026 at 10:43 PM
BREAKING: The Department of State now advises Americans worldwide to exercise increased caution.
Judge Boasberg has taken the bench.
He advises the parties that he intends to conduct a fact-finding hearing today to determine whether the Trump Administration defied his court orders.
He advises the parties that he intends to conduct a fact-finding hearing today to determine whether the Trump Administration defied his court orders.
March 17, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Judge Boasberg has taken the bench.
He advises the parties that he intends to conduct a fact-finding hearing today to determine whether the Trump Administration defied his court orders.
He advises the parties that he intends to conduct a fact-finding hearing today to determine whether the Trump Administration defied his court orders.
Just now in presser on SoCal wildfires, FEMA Regional Administrator advises for those affected please register for assistance these ways:
* Go to disasterassistance.gov
* Download the FEMA app
* Call (800) 621-3362
* Go to disasterassistance.gov
* Download the FEMA app
* Call (800) 621-3362
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disasterassistance.gov
January 11, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Just now in presser on SoCal wildfires, FEMA Regional Administrator advises for those affected please register for assistance these ways:
* Go to disasterassistance.gov
* Download the FEMA app
* Call (800) 621-3362
* Go to disasterassistance.gov
* Download the FEMA app
* Call (800) 621-3362
WASHINGTON (AP) — Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
June 9, 2025 at 9:12 PM
WASHINGTON (AP) — Health secretary removes every member of scientific committee that advises the CDC on how vaccines should be used.
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
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September 23, 2026 at 6:01 PM
I had not seen this clip where Tammy Duckworth advises Democrats to "not impeach anybody," "get back to work" and "allow" Donald Trump to "save face" and I would just like to remind the senator from IL that the federal government took 4,000 Chicagoans and murdered a 38-year-old father last fall.
you can see why Melania advises Trump against pantomiming like this. yikes
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(Roberto Schmidt/Getty)
May 22, 2026 at 10:35 PM
you can see why Melania advises Trump against pantomiming like this. yikes
(Roberto Schmidt/Getty)
(Roberto Schmidt/Getty)
citizen app alert advises public to keep away from van nuys pier one imports as a dog was seen in the parking lot there eating its own pussy
April 2, 2025 at 10:18 AM
citizen app alert advises public to keep away from van nuys pier one imports as a dog was seen in the parking lot there eating its own pussy
“Health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has taken the extraordinary step of firing the expert panel that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, saying the action is needed to restore faith in vaccines.”
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Health secretary RFK Jr. abruptly fires CDC vaccine advisory panel
Health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has taken the extraordinary step of firing the expert panel that advises the CDC.
www.statnews.com
June 9, 2025 at 10:01 PM
“Health secretary Robert F. Kennedy Jr. has taken the extraordinary step of firing the expert panel that advises the Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, saying the action is needed to restore faith in vaccines.”
www.statnews.com/2025/06/09/r...
www.statnews.com/2025/06/09/r...