#Advising
This is who is advising the president of the United States
September 19, 2025 at 11:16 AM
I’m not convinced that advising people to follow the law is “sedition.”
November 20, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Advising Rodent : (Squeak squeak.)
April 15, 2026 at 10:55 AM
hello Mr Vice President this is your economist speaking I am advising you to keep using this metaphor
Vance on the economy:

"You don't turn the Titanic around overnight"
January 22, 2026 at 6:06 PM
am now advising against this
May 30, 2026 at 6:22 PM
This is sobering.

USC is advising foreign students to return to campus from winter break BEFORE Trump takes office.
December 5, 2024 at 9:44 PM
The Telegraph who hate illegal immigrants, advising Brits how to be illegal immigrants.
January 14, 2025 at 9:01 AM
Greg this is your lawyer. I am advising you to keep saying this shit
Also, Greg Bovino allegedly asked a reporter, “Did Judge Ellis get hit in the head by a rock like I did this morning? … Maybe she needs to see what that’s like before she gives an order like that.”
October 26, 2025 at 9:44 PM
NEW: NTEU is also advising against employees accepting the “deferred resignation” sent from the sketchy HR@opm.gov email address.
January 29, 2025 at 10:48 PM
Hello Donald this is your political strategist speaking. I am advising you today to please keep saying this stuff
Trump: "I don't want to drive housing prices down. I want to drive housing prices up for people who own homes."
January 29, 2026 at 6:38 PM
BREAKING: Israeli news advising that Hamas has approved a Gaza ceasefire agreement with hostages being released, as well.
January 15, 2025 at 4:52 PM
Why is Michael Wolff advising Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 3:22 PM
kristi this is ur publicist im advising you to keep posting this shit
Wait, so she ate Cricket?
May 8, 2024 at 4:53 PM
Telling Jesus he'll never make it if he keeps being so hostile to wealth. Advising him to moderate his message to appeal to the Galilee suburbs
March 6, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Hello Keith this is your agent I’m advising you to keep posting
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Bondi was a lobbyist for Qatar. She has no business advising Trump on the plane they want to bribe him with.
May 13, 2025 at 9:55 PM
The Telegraph who hate illegal immigrants, advising Brits how to be illegal immigrants.
June 25, 2025 at 10:51 AM
BREAKING: Judge Leon *rejects* Secretary Hegseth's bid to punish Sen. Kelly for advising troops to ignore illegal orders. ecf.dcd.uscourts.gov/cgi-bin/show...
February 12, 2026 at 5:45 PM
Who is advising Gregg Wallace? These videos!
December 1, 2024 at 9:39 AM
Rock Creek now testing positive for RFK Jr. particles. CDC advising residents to boil the entire watershed.
May 14, 2025 at 8:19 AM
December 24, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Hello Mr. President this is your political consultant speaking I am advising you to please keep posting this shit
Trump: "You can give up certain products. You could give up pencils. Because under the China policy, every child can get 37 pencils. They only need 1 or 2. They don't need that many. You always need steel. You don't need 37 dolls for your daughter. 2 or 3 is nice. So we're doing things right."
December 10, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Hello Keith this is your lawyer speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting this shit
Btw about this from Lizza's reply: Olivia and I lived together for 4+ years (4 b'days, 4 Xmases, 4 anniversaries). That's like $1250 of jewelry per celebration. And her apartment was a writing studio. And I made an f-ton then. What was I supposed to do? Get her a lot of Gift Certificates from Kmart?
November 18, 2025 at 1:51 PM
DHS this is your communications director speaking. I am advising you today to please keep posting about how everyone hates you.
January 23, 2026 at 3:47 AM
Hello Eric, this is your campaign manager speaking. I am advising you today to please keep saying this shit.
NYC Mayor Eric Adams: I want to be clear with you: Andrew Cuomo is a snake and a liar. I am in this race, and I'm the only one that can beat Mamdani.
September 5, 2025 at 9:22 PM