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Airspeed

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Comic. [Two people in a hot air balloon] PERSON 1: 0 mph... 0 mph... Ooh, 1 mph with that last gust... 0 mph... 1 mph... 1 mph... *2 mph!!!* PERSON 2: *Yessss!* [caption] Breaking the hot air balloon level-flight airspeed record
October 30, 2025 at 10:05 PM
jaycmartin35.bsky.social
What is the airspeed velocity of a swallow?
June 4, 2026 at 4:04 PM
bradmossesq.bsky.social
what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
August 30, 2025 at 2:08 AM
numb.comfortab.ly
What is the airspeed velocity of a tossed Bovino?
February 6, 2026 at 10:30 PM
3callfinagle.bsky.social
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
June 7, 2025 at 2:00 AM
irhottakes.bsky.social
"What is your name? What is your quest? What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
Trump stands in silence then walks off as he's asked three humiliating questions in front of Xi
September 25, 2026 at 4:59 PM
alfartpee.bsky.social
What is the airspeed of an unladen African swallow?
June 23, 2026 at 12:57 PM
happyhappy-joyjoy.bsky.social
Does Hakeem Jeffries know the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
February 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
mcopelov.bsky.social
What is the airspeed of an unladen Shahed?
June 23, 2026 at 1:24 PM
nev4da.bsky.social
Speed is life, pilot.
Fox McCloud with the caption "airspeed is measured in knots"
August 18, 2026 at 2:42 AM
dell.bsky.social
if the plane had just a little less airspeed this could’ve been a mass casualty event. flight crew was alert & saved lives.
atrupar.com Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · Feb 25
I miss DEI
February 25, 2025 at 6:47 PM
karinr719.bsky.social
What’s the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
May 10, 2025 at 9:08 PM
followtheh.bsky.social
In order to cross the Strait of Hormuz you must successfully answer this question:

what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?

IYKYK
June 23, 2026 at 1:02 PM
rgpoulussen.bsky.social
The British Airspeed AS.51 "Horsa" glider, a pretty good design. Around 3,600 were made. #WW2 #HISTORY
July 14, 2026 at 4:45 AM
colindickey.com
The Strait of Hormuz is open but only if you know the airspeed of an unladen swallow
indyfromspace.bsky.social Dr. Sarah Parcak @indyfromspace.bsky.social · Apr 18
The Strait of Hormuz is open but only if you can get past the Sphinx
April 18, 2026 at 1:31 PM
rgpoulussen.bsky.social
#OTD in 1944, Brize Norton airfield. To be assembled, an Airspeed Horsa glider. #WW2 #HISTORY
April 26, 2026 at 6:40 AM
kd5mdk.bsky.social
That is a Laden Swallow. Airspeed velocity is 0.
August 16, 2026 at 4:54 AM
laminx.bsky.social
What…is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
stevemking.bsky.social Steve King♿️ @stevemking.bsky.social · Nov 4
It's Election Eve! Ask me about something, anything. I'll answer truthfully. Idgaf
stevemking.bsky.social Steve King♿️ @stevemking.bsky.social · Nov 4
Ahmed doesn't have a creative bone in his body. I posted this like a year ago. I remember him and his organization. He was an empty vessel in the before time. Still is
November 4, 2024 at 10:44 PM
xergg.bsky.social
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
December 7, 2025 at 2:57 AM
delevenz.bsky.social
Does anybody know why Zohran has never talked about the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow?
July 2, 2025 at 1:28 AM
classicwarbirds.co.uk
Airspeed Oxford at Duxford.
February 11, 2026 at 4:48 PM
lifesafeast.bsky.social
What’s the airspeed velocity of the shit Bessent wants us to swallow?
June 4, 2026 at 5:00 PM
missriss.bsky.social
What is the airspeed velocity of a skydiving baby?

Evangelical or Protestant?
November 14, 2023 at 10:33 PM
rakaydos.bsky.social
Airspeed being relative to the air, the best airspeed will be achieved by dumping ballast. (Or ripping the bag)
October 30, 2025 at 10:09 PM
koyamori.bsky.social
What is the airspeed velocity of an unladen swallow? 🥥
November 6, 2024 at 6:47 PM