Akabi: APPROACH, UGLY ONE!
Tavares: Sir, I am strangely turned on right now.
Akabi: APPROACH, UGLY ONE!
Tavares: Sir, I am strangely turned on right now.
"Okay guys, hear me out."
"No, Ares, just no."
"Aw come on, Karlach."
"Ares, he has no legs."
"Shapeshift."
"He called you stinky."
"I can fix that."
"HE TURNED YOU INTO CHEESE!"
*Jaheira sighs, grabs them both by an ear and drags them away from the Dijinni.*
"Okay guys, hear me out."
"No, Ares, just no."
"Aw come on, Karlach."
"Ares, he has no legs."
"Shapeshift."
"He called you stinky."
"I can fix that."
"HE TURNED YOU INTO CHEESE!"
*Jaheira sighs, grabs them both by an ear and drags them away from the Dijinni.*
They have a fierce, fast argument that sounds like how a hurricane would speak. :')
They have a fierce, fast argument that sounds like how a hurricane would speak. :')
#bg3vpzine #bg3fanzine #bg3 #baldur'sgate3 #bg3vp #Akabi #benji #zara #Klaus #circus
#bg3vpzine #bg3fanzine #bg3 #baldur'sgate3 #bg3vp #Akabi #benji #zara #Klaus #circus
Li'louvre gets her friend Barcus and they get to work to install him as the pilot, retrofitting the voice to sound like Akabi and Li'louvre disguises it to look like him. Li'louvre then sets of fireworks as a distractions and Barcus comes in to replace the SW
Li'louvre gets her friend Barcus and they get to work to install him as the pilot, retrofitting the voice to sound like Akabi and Li'louvre disguises it to look like him. Li'louvre then sets of fireworks as a distractions and Barcus comes in to replace the SW
#BlytheStarion
#BlytheStarion
Ayumu: "Would you look at that, seems Akabi is still cheesing people."
Cheesed NPC: "..."
Ayumu: "I don't get nutritional value from cheese, but you're a cheesed person. Your brain is cheese, your thoughts are cheese. If I eat you, will I know who you are, or will I just know... cheese?"
Ayumu: "Would you look at that, seems Akabi is still cheesing people."
Cheesed NPC: "..."
Ayumu: "I don't get nutritional value from cheese, but you're a cheesed person. Your brain is cheese, your thoughts are cheese. If I eat you, will I know who you are, or will I just know... cheese?"
Anyway tonight is Extrasensory Deprivation with #Elminster and #Akabi
#BG3Fic #BG3 #TheMatureRatingIsAPun
Anyway tonight is Extrasensory Deprivation with #Elminster and #Akabi
#BG3Fic #BG3 #TheMatureRatingIsAPun
(She has no idea the jungle Akabi sent her to *was* Chult 😬)
(She has no idea the jungle Akabi sent her to *was* Chult 😬)
Derryth Bonecloak.
Also if there are any other characters not yet listed on the form, feel free to throw pitches in for them!
Derryth Bonecloak.
Also if there are any other characters not yet listed on the form, feel free to throw pitches in for them!
What was one of the strangest things your tav/durge encountered on the journey?
This one stupid djinn turned Ria's boyfriend into a FUCKING CHEESE
What was one of the strangest things your tav/durge encountered on the journey?
This one stupid djinn turned Ria's boyfriend into a FUCKING CHEESE