#Albolene
November 3, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Albolene + pops = 💦
Want more of him
November 4, 2026 at 10:01 PM
#bator I always put my travel #Albolene in my carryon #masturbator #masturbation
November 4, 2026 at 1:11 PM
“pass the goon sauce” referring to the communal tub of albolene
November 2, 2026 at 11:05 PM
porn, pumped nips, meaty dick, ball stretcher, weed, poppers, albolene and endless stroking is all I need 🤤😵‍💫😛

#porn #poppers #nips #pumpednips #nippig #titpig #pig #bator #420bator #popperpig #oxballs #ballstretching #popperbator #albolene #bate #bear
November 5, 2026 at 6:51 AM
Using Albolene for it's intended purpose 😅 what a concept
November 1, 2026 at 6:01 PM
🎶when you’re stuck like glue, Albolene!🎶

🎶When you’re black and blue, ahh, ALBOLENE!🎶

(🎶la la las🎶 follow)
November 1, 2026 at 10:16 PM
The people at Albolene Beauty literally hate us lmao 😂
October 27, 2026 at 5:02 PM
that albolene should last through Halloweenie
October 27, 2026 at 4:59 PM
October 25, 2026 at 11:26 PM
grab the albolene and the p—
October 24, 2026 at 2:23 AM
"My boner meat is turning blue, my penis is bizarre,
The night is almost over I'm still jerking in my car,
The albolene it keeps me slip'ry, jerk to porno stars,
Bating makes me skeet ejacula..."

-Tame Impala If They Gooned
October 25, 2026 at 3:55 AM
Starting the weekend edging with poppers and albolene. Who wants to join in?
October 23, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Albolene is great. Love it. Bator Balm is also great. Just pricier! lol.
October 21, 2026 at 2:11 AM
Beautiful cock. I love the big head. I also use albolene to jerk off. Best lube for a long edge/gooning sesh.
October 20, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I forgot to get more albolene while I was out today and the closest thing I could find was some vaseline in my dad’s bathroom 😩
October 18, 2026 at 9:19 PM
October 19, 2026 at 4:56 PM
I played hookey from church and spent Sunday gooning to mormon porn. Pumped, plugged, and poppered while stretching my throat so I can take it balls deep. Next time I need a real cock or two to cum on my face.
October 20, 2026 at 7:19 AM
continue to be a big fan of taking dick pics in soft afternoon light
October 18, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Mmmmm 🤤 🤤 🤤 I fucking love stroking my bate stick. I set a 30
min timer and then an additional 15 min timer. 45 min of sweet sweet slicked-up up and down. And now I have to stop 😭 😭 😭 #Locktober is so harddd and we’re barely halfway through 🫪🫪 stay strong, boys

#pole #sole
October 17, 2026 at 5:06 PM
Just a random thought but since priests, pastors, and other men of god get a small stipend to live on I believe it’s the church’s duty to pay for their Albolene and poppers for dedicating their lives to god!
💦💦💦💦
October 16, 2026 at 5:37 AM
Perhaps i should make a zine of my sexual drawings and collages. And the central thesis statement is the ups and downs of coconut oil versus @batorbalm.bsky.social versus albolene 🤔
October 15, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Psst hey guys… I bought a tub of Albolene 😳
October 13, 2026 at 12:28 AM
#albolene is my dick grease of choice
October 8, 2026 at 9:53 AM
Bros, bators, penis enthusiasts…

Where do you get your #Albolene that isn’t Amazon?

📷: @brotherbator.bsky.social
October 7, 2026 at 12:35 AM