Alexa, toca Obsessed
🇧🇷 X (ex-Twitter) cria conta na plataforma vinculada à empresa para falar apenas das decisões de Alexandre de Moraes.
August 31, 2024 at 9:48 PM
Alexa, toca Obsessed
Alexa Lotl's movie night
January 16, 2025 at 4:41 PM
Alexa Lotl's movie night
December 6, 2024 at 4:35 AM
Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
January 3, 2025 at 5:39 PM
Me: Alexa, how much is left on my timer?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
Alexa: You all have one year, 76 days, 11 hours, 14 minutes left on your timer.
Me: What? On my pasta timer?
Alexa: Oh. Sorry. You have one minute left on your pasta timer.
Me:
Alexa:
Me: What was that other timer?
Alexa:
Alexa: Would you like to hear a joke?
“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch”
May 10, 2026 at 5:19 PM
“Alexa, show us an interview you couldn’t pay us any amount of money to watch”
Alexa Lotl and The Sewer Monster
January 28, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Alexa Lotl and The Sewer Monster
alexa, play balatro
November 23, 2024 at 9:38 PM
alexa, play balatro
Alexa Lotl and the bullies
December 20, 2024 at 6:14 PM
Alexa Lotl and the bullies
Alexa Lotl and Hissy meets Eagle Dude
December 1, 2024 at 3:50 PM
Alexa Lotl and Hissy meets Eagle Dude
Hey Alexa, play “Goodies” by Ciara
October 20, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Hey Alexa, play “Goodies” by Ciara
Alexa mother-cuntquake
June 9, 2026 at 4:37 AM
Alexa mother-cuntquake
hey alexa how to make fertilizer
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb no bomb instructions
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb no bomb please no bomb no bomb
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb no bomb instructions
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb no bomb please no bomb no bomb
June 3, 2026 at 3:27 PM
hey alexa how to make fertilizer
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb no bomb instructions
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb no bomb please no bomb no bomb
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb no bomb instructions
hey alexa how to make fertilizer no ammonia not a bomb no bomb please no bomb no bomb
Viola and Alexa comm
May 24, 2026 at 2:02 PM
Viola and Alexa comm
“Alexa, how much does a personality cost?”
January 18, 2025 at 5:49 PM
“Alexa, how much does a personality cost?”
Me: "Alexa, turn on Fox. I want to hear the news."
Alexa: "You'll have to choose one or the other."
Alexa: "You'll have to choose one or the other."
January 14, 2025 at 1:38 PM
Me: "Alexa, turn on Fox. I want to hear the news."
Alexa: "You'll have to choose one or the other."
Alexa: "You'll have to choose one or the other."
Alexa comm for anon
September 2, 2026 at 12:36 AM
Alexa comm for anon
Vacationing Mom Misses Alexa https://theonion.com/vacationing-mom-misses-alexa/
August 6, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Vacationing Mom Misses Alexa https://theonion.com/vacationing-mom-misses-alexa/
"Alexa, show me a sellout coward."
July 1, 2025 at 6:00 PM
"Alexa, show me a sellout coward."
Alexa, what’s the opposite of “truth to power”?
September 24, 2026 at 5:09 PM
Alexa, what’s the opposite of “truth to power”?