"Do geese see God?" is a palindrome.
...but do they???
...but do they???
September 20, 2026 at 4:19 AM
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December 12, 2024 at 3:40 AM
This is a bird mom feeding its bird child.
This is why birds are nuts. Goddam terrifying.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
This is why birds are nuts. Goddam terrifying.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
January 19, 2026 at 1:21 AM
This is a bird mom feeding its bird child.
This is why birds are nuts. Goddam terrifying.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
This is why birds are nuts. Goddam terrifying.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
December 3, 2024 at 12:02 PM
November 3, 2024 at 1:10 AM
December 5, 2024 at 11:23 PM
Delivery guy left a pizza on my porch and seagulls got to it before I did.
I HOPE YOU TRASH BIRDS
LIKE JALAPEÑOS
#AllBirdsGoToHell
I HOPE YOU TRASH BIRDS
LIKE JALAPEÑOS
#AllBirdsGoToHell
February 5, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Delivery guy left a pizza on my porch and seagulls got to it before I did.
I HOPE YOU TRASH BIRDS
LIKE JALAPEÑOS
#AllBirdsGoToHell
I HOPE YOU TRASH BIRDS
LIKE JALAPEÑOS
#AllBirdsGoToHell
December 26, 2024 at 11:03 PM
June 19, 2026 at 9:29 PM
I'm sad to report this book is not about holding ducks accountable for their crimes.
November 7, 2024 at 8:10 PM
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December 1, 2025 at 12:23 AM
This is Ernest. 0/10
You think he's adorable but Ernest is studying the meatiest part of your throat.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
You think he's adorable but Ernest is studying the meatiest part of your throat.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
December 6, 2024 at 11:15 PM
This is Ernest. 0/10
You think he's adorable but Ernest is studying the meatiest part of your throat.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
You think he's adorable but Ernest is studying the meatiest part of your throat.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
It’s 2:30 in the morning and there’s a goose outside. I’m not fluent in honk, but I think it’s saying “if I can’t sleep, no one will sleep.”
#AllBirdsGoToHell
#AllBirdsGoToHell
February 3, 2025 at 7:39 AM
It’s 2:30 in the morning and there’s a goose outside. I’m not fluent in honk, but I think it’s saying “if I can’t sleep, no one will sleep.”
#AllBirdsGoToHell
#AllBirdsGoToHell
January 8, 2024 at 2:52 AM
This is Roxie. 0/10
She tortures worms before she eats them. It’s not evolutionary. Roxie is just sick in the head.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
She tortures worms before she eats them. It’s not evolutionary. Roxie is just sick in the head.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
December 5, 2024 at 12:25 AM
This is Roxie. 0/10
She tortures worms before she eats them. It’s not evolutionary. Roxie is just sick in the head.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
She tortures worms before she eats them. It’s not evolutionary. Roxie is just sick in the head.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
(Snapping a turkey’s neck)
Her: You are hardcore into Thanksgiving.
Me: Thanksgiving?
#AllBirdsGoToHell
Her: You are hardcore into Thanksgiving.
Me: Thanksgiving?
#AllBirdsGoToHell
November 28, 2024 at 5:32 AM
(Snapping a turkey’s neck)
Her: You are hardcore into Thanksgiving.
Me: Thanksgiving?
#AllBirdsGoToHell
Her: You are hardcore into Thanksgiving.
Me: Thanksgiving?
#AllBirdsGoToHell
April 4, 2026 at 6:56 AM
September 16, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Contrary to popular belief, penguins are not actually birds. They’re, like, tall dogs or something.
The bird’s natural predator is the thrown shoe.
We should all be afraid of geese.
(Happy National Bird Day)
The bird’s natural predator is the thrown shoe.
We should all be afraid of geese.
(Happy National Bird Day)
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January 6, 2025 at 2:22 AM
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My therapist suggested I put a little birdhouse in my soul and I suggested he take that little zen garden rake and poke himself in the fucking eyeballs.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
#AllBirdsGoToHell
June 1, 2026 at 2:00 AM
My therapist suggested I put a little birdhouse in my soul and I suggested he take that little zen garden rake and poke himself in the fucking eyeballs.
#AllBirdsGoToHell
#AllBirdsGoToHell