Go to work for Allstate. The Good Hands people.
November 9, 2026 at 11:21 PM
Go to work for Allstate. The Good Hands people.
Allstate. The Good Hands People.
November 9, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Allstate. The Good Hands People.
Lauren Boebert can go to work for Allstate. The Good Hands People.
November 9, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Lauren Boebert can go to work for Allstate. The Good Hands People.
Boebert can get a job with Allstate. The Good Hands People.
November 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Boebert can get a job with Allstate. The Good Hands People.
If the Giants win, I will draw JJ McCarthy as Mayhem from Allstate
November 8, 2026 at 6:23 PM
If the Giants win, I will draw JJ McCarthy as Mayhem from Allstate
That guy has been going through more hell than the allstate mayhem guy
November 9, 2026 at 1:33 AM
That guy has been going through more hell than the allstate mayhem guy
Show us who's really running your Bluesky
November 10, 2026 at 6:40 PM
Show us who's really running your Bluesky
my personal Allstate Playoff Predictor
1. I
2. Guess
3. We
4. Have
5. To
6. Wait
7. And
8. Watch
9. The
10. Games
11. Alabama
12. Then
1. I
2. Guess
3. We
4. Have
5. To
6. Wait
7. And
8. Watch
9. The
10. Games
11. Alabama
12. Then
November 7, 2026 at 2:16 PM
my personal Allstate Playoff Predictor
1. I
2. Guess
3. We
4. Have
5. To
6. Wait
7. And
8. Watch
9. The
10. Games
11. Alabama
12. Then
1. I
2. Guess
3. We
4. Have
5. To
6. Wait
7. And
8. Watch
9. The
10. Games
11. Alabama
12. Then
RIGHT INTO THE LOVING OUTSTRETCHED HANDS OF ALLSTATE
November 8, 2026 at 3:53 AM
RIGHT INTO THE LOVING OUTSTRETCHED HANDS OF ALLSTATE
"Her cervix was in good hands with Allstate, and she's 2cm dilated!"
November 7, 2026 at 7:28 PM
"Her cervix was in good hands with Allstate, and she's 2cm dilated!"
Allstate good hands net, Maggiano’s uprights.
November 8, 2026 at 1:30 AM
Allstate good hands net, Maggiano’s uprights.
Man they got the Allstate man, Dennis Haysbert doing gambling ads now... Is nothing sacred?!
November 7, 2026 at 1:55 AM
Man they got the Allstate man, Dennis Haysbert doing gambling ads now... Is nothing sacred?!
Boebert can get a job with Allstate. The Good Hands People.
November 9, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Boebert can get a job with Allstate. The Good Hands People.
Boebert can get a job with Allstate. The Good Hands People.
November 9, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Boebert can get a job with Allstate. The Good Hands People.
Boebert can get a job with Allstate. The Good Hands People.
November 9, 2026 at 10:33 PM
Boebert can get a job with Allstate. The Good Hands People.
Boebert can get a job with Allstate. The Good Hands People.
November 9, 2026 at 10:32 PM
Boebert can get a job with Allstate. The Good Hands People.
There's a fucking Allstate commercial on the radio that i swear is using the Persona 5 menu sound effect its fucking with me
November 10, 2026 at 2:03 AM
There's a fucking Allstate commercial on the radio that i swear is using the Persona 5 menu sound effect its fucking with me
November 8, 2026 at 1:11 AM
National insurance companies are on notice. Get with the program.
Allstate
StateFarm
Progressive
GEICO
USAA
Farmers
Allstate
StateFarm
Progressive
GEICO
USAA
Farmers
November 11, 2026 at 2:01 PM
National insurance companies are on notice. Get with the program.
Allstate
StateFarm
Progressive
GEICO
USAA
Farmers
Allstate
StateFarm
Progressive
GEICO
USAA
Farmers
Multiple instances of the Allstate guy in the quad box is proof that the advertising industry needs more regulation.
November 7, 2026 at 6:16 PM
Multiple instances of the Allstate guy in the quad box is proof that the advertising industry needs more regulation.
"Identity Theft comes in many forms....."
Dennis Haysbert in Allstate Commercial
ALT: Dennis Haysbert in Allstate Commercial
static.klipy.com
November 5, 2026 at 5:14 PM
"Identity Theft comes in many forms....."
NFL scouts for the BYU-Utah rivalry game today:
• Lions x2
• 49ers x2
• Panthers x2
• Cowboys
• Patriots
• Eagles
• Buccaneers
• Jaguars
• Browns
• Bills
• Ravens
• Raiders
• Steelers
• Cardinals
• Falcons
Additionally:
• Allstate Sugar Bowl x2
• Orange Bowl x2
• Lions x2
• 49ers x2
• Panthers x2
• Cowboys
• Patriots
• Eagles
• Buccaneers
• Jaguars
• Browns
• Bills
• Ravens
• Raiders
• Steelers
• Cardinals
• Falcons
Additionally:
• Allstate Sugar Bowl x2
• Orange Bowl x2
November 7, 2026 at 4:37 PM
NFL scouts for the BYU-Utah rivalry game today:
• Lions x2
• 49ers x2
• Panthers x2
• Cowboys
• Patriots
• Eagles
• Buccaneers
• Jaguars
• Browns
• Bills
• Ravens
• Raiders
• Steelers
• Cardinals
• Falcons
Additionally:
• Allstate Sugar Bowl x2
• Orange Bowl x2
• Lions x2
• 49ers x2
• Panthers x2
• Cowboys
• Patriots
• Eagles
• Buccaneers
• Jaguars
• Browns
• Bills
• Ravens
• Raiders
• Steelers
• Cardinals
• Falcons
Additionally:
• Allstate Sugar Bowl x2
• Orange Bowl x2
it's a close battle, but then it does the ERB surprise 3rd person addition right at the end thing and it's the allstate mayhem guy
November 10, 2026 at 3:48 AM
it's a close battle, but then it does the ERB surprise 3rd person addition right at the end thing and it's the allstate mayhem guy