#AlphaBros
She made disparaging comments about "Alphabros", clearly referencing Tudyk's role on the short-lived science fiction series, Dollhouse.
November 14, 2025 at 6:46 PM
Komplett schockierend. Ich bin es soo leid, ständig diese Shitshows von meistens männlichen Alphabros ohne jeglichen Respekt. Es geht nur darum, das anders denkende Gegenüber runterzumachen, um daraus Macht und Befriedigung zu ziehen. 😡
February 28, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Surely they are lining up to enlist, right? 😂

#Maga #Iran #AlphaBros

#ReeseWaters
March 3, 2026 at 7:34 PM
April 7, 2026 at 4:59 PM
Our brother has a talent and can dig very deep holes. Where shall he dig next?
#arabcock #monstercock #hungmale #hungarab #alphabros #alphamale #holedigger #aimaleart
October 27, 2024 at 4:07 PM
My brothers will ensure you submit to my alpha scent and do a good job sucking it until I flood your throat
#alphabros #alphamen #alphamale #arabcock #mansmells #hungarab #penispower #aimaleart
January 6, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Videl as Saiya 2 says something like "But we DO care about being idiots that go around making people feel weak and scared!" And cracking her knuckles as she walks forward. We pan to sky as we hear the cocky alphabros quickly switch to screams 💖
May 17, 2026 at 3:44 PM
🚨 "Von Tradwives und Alphabros"
Dr. Franziska Bellinger und Dr. Michaela Kramer entwickeln offene Bildungsressourcen, um Jugendliche für die politische Dimension antifeministischer und rechtspopulistischer Beiträge in TikTok zu sensibilisieren.
📚 Mehr dazu im Unimagazin: ➡️ uni.koeln/SJH6E
Von Tradwives und Alphabros
Jugendliche lernen den Umgang mit politischer Meinungsmache auf TikTok
uni.koeln
May 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
'alphabros', 'techbros' & #MAGAts new thing...

shaving off their eyelashes cuz theyre"too feminine"

ONE google search wouldve shown them the importance of having eyelashes... but research has never been their strong suit

so please DO enjoy those frequent eye infections! #Morons
January 14, 2025 at 11:12 PM
In den letzten 48 Stunden durfte ich mir zu unterschiedliche, technischen Problemstellungen von 3 unterschiedlichen Männer anhören:

"Das geht nicht!"
"Wie willst du das machen?"
"Das funktioniert nicht."

Aber AlphaBros wollen die Welt, so wie sie ist, erbaut haben.

Genau mein Humor.
March 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
lol generation alpha and generation beta are gonna be so cooked by the time they finish hs if we haven't gotten rid of the "alphabros & betacuck" culture by then
May 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
You win some you lose some! That study gave us Alphabros but at least we also got Omegaverse.....
June 6, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Surely the AlphaBros are volunteering already -- they'll soon ride into battle as the first cybertruck brigade.
June 23, 2025 at 1:19 AM
stelle mir zwei alphabros mit kleinem berg rosa oder ganz hellgrüne feinripp zwischen ihnen vor🥹
July 2, 2026 at 9:37 AM
Alphabros do not take a confidence hit well. #Survivor50
May 22, 2026 at 8:32 AM
Achilles? Gay.

Alexander the Great? Gay.

Von Steuben? Gay.

When you think about it, what's more masculine than banging another dude? Alphabros hand out with other dudes, exclusively, anyway...

😉
August 1, 2026 at 10:17 AM
Das aktuelle Unimagazin der @unicologne.bsky.social ist erschienen. Ich finde es großartig, dass @frbellinger.bsky.social und ich dafür zu unserem Projekt „Unlearning Antifeminism on TikTok“ (gefördert von der @volkswagenstiftung.de) interviewt wurden. 🎉

portal.uni-koeln.de/universitaet...
May 6, 2025 at 9:38 AM
And they all started making pedophile alphabros and Krasnov their idols.
March 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Ich dachte nur, ach duuuu gibts diese Typs das so Alphabros total lächerlich wirken.
December 8, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Reaction from alphabros who claim so hard they are cis and straight: "ewww gross"

Also fuck @aaron.bsky.team
December 13, 2024 at 10:35 PM
How are no jobs slated for elimination? You're going to ask a Professor of Russian studies to teach "cryptomaxxing for alphabros" or perhaps the graduate level "advanced strategies for harassing single moms on tinder."
"The affected majors include Classical Civilization, Digital Humanities, German, Russian, and Middle Eastern Studies, among others...no jobs are currently slated for elimination, though teaching assignments and workloads may be affected." bit.ly/47oHkm9
Syracuse University Plans to Cut Nine Humanities Majors | 570 WSYR
Syracuse University plans to cut nine humanities majors due to low enrollment and financial pressures. Current students can finish their degrees, but new enrollments are halted. No job cuts are expect...
bit.ly
March 27, 2026 at 4:57 PM
They’re a bunch of transphobic AlphaBros, so ask them if they’re covering a bad makeup day.
July 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Die Alphabros von Tiktok
June 7, 2026 at 7:02 PM