So then if we extrapolate, it is more a sign of strength to be somebody who feels deeply. And fears much than it is a sign of strength to be like these. Alphabros, and act like nothing affects you.
November 2, 2026 at 7:34 PM
So then if we extrapolate, it is more a sign of strength to be somebody who feels deeply. And fears much than it is a sign of strength to be like these. Alphabros, and act like nothing affects you.
Yeah, Obama did look right in that suit. It was well-tailored, he looked masculine and enviably fit.
Yet oddly enough, America's self-styled "Alphabros" somehow prefer the lardass in high heels, a wig, and a cheap off-the-rack, untailored, bright blue polyester-blend clownsuit.
Yet oddly enough, America's self-styled "Alphabros" somehow prefer the lardass in high heels, a wig, and a cheap off-the-rack, untailored, bright blue polyester-blend clownsuit.
October 30, 2026 at 7:51 PM
Yeah, Obama did look right in that suit. It was well-tailored, he looked masculine and enviably fit.
Yet oddly enough, America's self-styled "Alphabros" somehow prefer the lardass in high heels, a wig, and a cheap off-the-rack, untailored, bright blue polyester-blend clownsuit.
Yet oddly enough, America's self-styled "Alphabros" somehow prefer the lardass in high heels, a wig, and a cheap off-the-rack, untailored, bright blue polyester-blend clownsuit.
AlphaBros and MAGAts are so damn fragile.
October 18, 2026 at 7:33 PM
AlphaBros and MAGAts are so damn fragile.
lol generation alpha and generation beta are gonna be so cooked by the time they finish hs if we haven't gotten rid of the "alphabros & betacuck" culture by then
May 31, 2025 at 12:14 AM
lol generation alpha and generation beta are gonna be so cooked by the time they finish hs if we haven't gotten rid of the "alphabros & betacuck" culture by then
Mainly straight guys get waxed since that's what the Alphabros deem to be manly now
But there's certainly some queer men that just don't like their body hair and thats fine and all...but still, body hair is hot 😭
But there's certainly some queer men that just don't like their body hair and thats fine and all...but still, body hair is hot 😭
March 3, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Mainly straight guys get waxed since that's what the Alphabros deem to be manly now
But there's certainly some queer men that just don't like their body hair and thats fine and all...but still, body hair is hot 😭
But there's certainly some queer men that just don't like their body hair and thats fine and all...but still, body hair is hot 😭
They’re a bunch of transphobic AlphaBros, so ask them if they’re covering a bad makeup day.
July 3, 2025 at 8:48 PM
They’re a bunch of transphobic AlphaBros, so ask them if they’re covering a bad makeup day.
Such a snowflake. I hope all those Alphabros in the first row will ridicule him for it 🍿👀
January 17, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Such a snowflake. I hope all those Alphabros in the first row will ridicule him for it 🍿👀
In den letzten 48 Stunden durfte ich mir zu unterschiedliche, technischen Problemstellungen von 3 unterschiedlichen Männer anhören:
"Das geht nicht!"
"Wie willst du das machen?"
"Das funktioniert nicht."
Aber AlphaBros wollen die Welt, so wie sie ist, erbaut haben.
Genau mein Humor.
"Das geht nicht!"
"Wie willst du das machen?"
"Das funktioniert nicht."
Aber AlphaBros wollen die Welt, so wie sie ist, erbaut haben.
Genau mein Humor.
March 3, 2025 at 7:04 PM
In den letzten 48 Stunden durfte ich mir zu unterschiedliche, technischen Problemstellungen von 3 unterschiedlichen Männer anhören:
"Das geht nicht!"
"Wie willst du das machen?"
"Das funktioniert nicht."
Aber AlphaBros wollen die Welt, so wie sie ist, erbaut haben.
Genau mein Humor.
"Das geht nicht!"
"Wie willst du das machen?"
"Das funktioniert nicht."
Aber AlphaBros wollen die Welt, so wie sie ist, erbaut haben.
Genau mein Humor.
Dirty talkin alpha bro needs serviced #bate #bater #popper #bator #popperbate #masturbator #penismasterbator #sperm #cum #jizz #penis #dong #goon #gooner #peenus #dick #jo #jackoff #milking #edging #wank #dick #wanker #brojob #bwc #cock #nut #gay #tug #jerkoff #ejaculation #dirtytalk #alphabros
February 19, 2026 at 1:18 PM
Von Manfluencern bis Tradwives: Ein Team an der @unicologne.bsky.social untersucht gemeinsam mit @medialepfade.bsky.social Spielarten des Antifeminismus auf TikTok. Um Jugendliche zu sensibilisieren, entwickeln sie kostenloses Bildungsmaterial. @mmkramer.bsky.social
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June 5, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Von Manfluencern bis Tradwives: Ein Team an der @unicologne.bsky.social untersucht gemeinsam mit @medialepfade.bsky.social Spielarten des Antifeminismus auf TikTok. Um Jugendliche zu sensibilisieren, entwickeln sie kostenloses Bildungsmaterial. @mmkramer.bsky.social
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Women being in charge of themselves is not a threat to any real man.
Just saying.
These hyper masculine alpha bros are fucking pathetic.
#alphabros
#masculinity
#men
#women
#toxicmasculinity
#healthymasculinity
#andrewtate
#jakepaul
#loganpaul
#maga
Just saying.
These hyper masculine alpha bros are fucking pathetic.
#alphabros
#masculinity
#men
#women
#toxicmasculinity
#healthymasculinity
#andrewtate
#jakepaul
#loganpaul
#maga
December 26, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Women being in charge of themselves is not a threat to any real man.
Just saying.
These hyper masculine alpha bros are fucking pathetic.
#alphabros
#masculinity
#men
#women
#toxicmasculinity
#healthymasculinity
#andrewtate
#jakepaul
#loganpaul
#maga
Just saying.
These hyper masculine alpha bros are fucking pathetic.
#alphabros
#masculinity
#men
#women
#toxicmasculinity
#healthymasculinity
#andrewtate
#jakepaul
#loganpaul
#maga
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I haven’t seen even 1 recruitment office with anyone in it.
Much less all the republicans and Maga that should be storming the doors
#WhereRUmaga #TheMilitaryNeedsMAGA
I haven’t seen even 1 recruitment office with anyone in it.
Much less all the republicans and Maga that should be storming the doors
#WhereRUmaga #TheMilitaryNeedsMAGA
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Surely they are lining up to enlist, right? 😂 #Maga #Iran #AlphaBros #ReeseWaters
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March 6, 2026 at 3:50 PM
youtube.com/post/UgkxG_C...
I haven’t seen even 1 recruitment office with anyone in it.
Much less all the republicans and Maga that should be storming the doors
#WhereRUmaga #TheMilitaryNeedsMAGA
I haven’t seen even 1 recruitment office with anyone in it.
Much less all the republicans and Maga that should be storming the doors
#WhereRUmaga #TheMilitaryNeedsMAGA
Reaction from alphabros who claim so hard they are cis and straight: "ewww gross"
Also fuck @aaron.bsky.team
Also fuck @aaron.bsky.team
December 13, 2024 at 10:35 PM
Reaction from alphabros who claim so hard they are cis and straight: "ewww gross"
Also fuck @aaron.bsky.team
Also fuck @aaron.bsky.team
Why can't we obsessed with stuff like this instead of silencers and alphabros...
July 3, 2025 at 2:42 AM
Why can't we obsessed with stuff like this instead of silencers and alphabros...
And they all started making pedophile alphabros and Krasnov their idols.
March 20, 2025 at 3:42 AM
And they all started making pedophile alphabros and Krasnov their idols.
The “poisoning our country” line is not for the Latinos or Haitians, it’s really for the AlphaBros: Elon, Peter, & Rupert. Please deport when ready.
December 3, 2024 at 7:40 AM
The “poisoning our country” line is not for the Latinos or Haitians, it’s really for the AlphaBros: Elon, Peter, & Rupert. Please deport when ready.
🚨 "Von Tradwives und Alphabros"
Dr. Franziska Bellinger und Dr. Michaela Kramer entwickeln offene Bildungsressourcen, um Jugendliche für die politische Dimension antifeministischer und rechtspopulistischer Beiträge in TikTok zu sensibilisieren.
📚 Mehr dazu im Unimagazin: ➡️ uni.koeln/SJH6E
Dr. Franziska Bellinger und Dr. Michaela Kramer entwickeln offene Bildungsressourcen, um Jugendliche für die politische Dimension antifeministischer und rechtspopulistischer Beiträge in TikTok zu sensibilisieren.
📚 Mehr dazu im Unimagazin: ➡️ uni.koeln/SJH6E
Von Tradwives und Alphabros
Jugendliche lernen den Umgang mit politischer Meinungsmache auf TikTok
uni.koeln
May 15, 2025 at 9:59 AM
🚨 "Von Tradwives und Alphabros"
Dr. Franziska Bellinger und Dr. Michaela Kramer entwickeln offene Bildungsressourcen, um Jugendliche für die politische Dimension antifeministischer und rechtspopulistischer Beiträge in TikTok zu sensibilisieren.
📚 Mehr dazu im Unimagazin: ➡️ uni.koeln/SJH6E
Dr. Franziska Bellinger und Dr. Michaela Kramer entwickeln offene Bildungsressourcen, um Jugendliche für die politische Dimension antifeministischer und rechtspopulistischer Beiträge in TikTok zu sensibilisieren.
📚 Mehr dazu im Unimagazin: ➡️ uni.koeln/SJH6E
📰 The new #Unimagazine is here🎉
This time with artificial lack of transparency, helpers at the start of life 👶, Tradwives and Alphabros 💪 and an insight into ageing research at #UniCologne 🔬.
English articles are available online ➡️ uni.koeln/PFP29 📲
This time with artificial lack of transparency, helpers at the start of life 👶, Tradwives and Alphabros 💪 and an insight into ageing research at #UniCologne 🔬.
English articles are available online ➡️ uni.koeln/PFP29 📲
May 6, 2025 at 7:30 AM
📰 The new #Unimagazine is here🎉
This time with artificial lack of transparency, helpers at the start of life 👶, Tradwives and Alphabros 💪 and an insight into ageing research at #UniCologne 🔬.
English articles are available online ➡️ uni.koeln/PFP29 📲
This time with artificial lack of transparency, helpers at the start of life 👶, Tradwives and Alphabros 💪 and an insight into ageing research at #UniCologne 🔬.
English articles are available online ➡️ uni.koeln/PFP29 📲
📰 Das neue #Unimagazin ist da🎉
Diesmal mit künstlicher Intransparenz, Helferinnen beim Start ins Leben 👶, Tradwives und Alphabros 💪 und einem Einblick in Alternsforschung an der #UniKöln 🔬.
Alle Artikel sind auch online und als PDF verfügbar ➡️ uni.koeln/MHWK8 📲
Diesmal mit künstlicher Intransparenz, Helferinnen beim Start ins Leben 👶, Tradwives und Alphabros 💪 und einem Einblick in Alternsforschung an der #UniKöln 🔬.
Alle Artikel sind auch online und als PDF verfügbar ➡️ uni.koeln/MHWK8 📲
May 6, 2025 at 7:29 AM
📰 Das neue #Unimagazin ist da🎉
Diesmal mit künstlicher Intransparenz, Helferinnen beim Start ins Leben 👶, Tradwives und Alphabros 💪 und einem Einblick in Alternsforschung an der #UniKöln 🔬.
Alle Artikel sind auch online und als PDF verfügbar ➡️ uni.koeln/MHWK8 📲
Diesmal mit künstlicher Intransparenz, Helferinnen beim Start ins Leben 👶, Tradwives und Alphabros 💪 und einem Einblick in Alternsforschung an der #UniKöln 🔬.
Alle Artikel sind auch online und als PDF verfügbar ➡️ uni.koeln/MHWK8 📲
Hey @bsky.app! I’ve never seen so many uncircumcised “eggplants” 🍆 in my life!!🤦🏽♀️ #AlphaBros are really annoying!
February 1, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Hey @bsky.app! I’ve never seen so many uncircumcised “eggplants” 🍆 in my life!!🤦🏽♀️ #AlphaBros are really annoying!
Why are those alpha bros constantly hugging their boxing opponents during the fight? You want to press your face against that manly chest just go on grinder #andrewtate #jakepaul #alphabros #anthonyjoshua #joshua #boxing #knockout
December 26, 2025 at 7:08 AM
Why are those alpha bros constantly hugging their boxing opponents during the fight? You want to press your face against that manly chest just go on grinder #andrewtate #jakepaul #alphabros #anthonyjoshua #joshua #boxing #knockout
Where is THEIR patriotism?
Post from Reese Waters - YouTube
Surely they are lining up to enlist, right? 😂 #Maga #Iran #AlphaBros #ReeseWaters
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March 4, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Where is THEIR patriotism?
You're about to see the most horrible shitty alphabros online say it's justified to kill a woman if she's annoying and liberal. And the terminally online administration is going to listen to every word they say.
January 9, 2026 at 6:54 PM
You're about to see the most horrible shitty alphabros online say it's justified to kill a woman if she's annoying and liberal. And the terminally online administration is going to listen to every word they say.
Oder anders: Viele klassische Götter und Mythengestalten sind viel interessanter und weniger verbissen, als irgendwelche "Alphabros" auch nur erahnen...
December 15, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Oder anders: Viele klassische Götter und Mythengestalten sind viel interessanter und weniger verbissen, als irgendwelche "Alphabros" auch nur erahnen...