#Alsatian
You're telling me an Alsatian baked this cake?
October 12, 2026 at 4:49 AM
Alsatian Anne Geddes
October 11, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Weird interaction at the park today. Walking across some open grass to the big field. Guy is approaching with an on lead muzzled Alsatian. I start walking in a different direction to create some distance. He repeatedly changes direction to come towards us. Ignoring the hint.
October 11, 2026 at 6:36 PM
The Ligne Maginot fortress Schoenenbourg is an impressive history museum taking visitors through the fortifications that were built over 60m deep into the Alsatian countryside.

#France #LigneMaginot #Photography #Museum
October 11, 2026 at 5:36 PM
We had charcuterie at Higgins for our anniversary dinner. Also risotto and ragu respectively

Our child was with us and he ate 90% of our bread basket. He nibbled on buttered noodles and broccoli, and finished off with strawberry basil and blueberry pistachio ice creams.

happy 16 years to us.
October 11, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Domaine Zind-Humbrecht Pinot Blanc, Alsace, France 2023—delicious, very food-friendly, and an exceptional value from a legendary Alsatian biodynamic white wine maker. Blend of Auxerrois Blanc and Pinot Blanc grapes. gusclemens.substack.com/p/domaine-zi...
Domaine Zind-Humbrecht Pinot Blanc, Alsace, France 2023
Unusually rich and complex for a basic Pinot Blanc
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October 10, 2026 at 7:02 PM
Yes! Ha ha!
This is my girl: half Malamute half White Alsatian. Refuses to believe that she is 12!
October 10, 2026 at 5:22 PM
She should be the size of an Alsatian the amount she eats
October 10, 2026 at 10:26 AM
Mind you, the Alsatian in Ilford who mauled another dog and woman was owned by a useless conspiracy-theory addled lady who refused to get him neutered because it was "against nature" and "big pharma" or something. So I'm possibly being unfair to the male owners here.
October 10, 2026 at 9:51 AM
Just met my first half-witted man with an off-lead Alsatian, and it's not even mid-day yet.
Alsatians are great dogs if they're well looked after, but they're often partnered with the kind of unshaven, perma-hungover bloke you wouldn't trust with a simple task, let alone ask to train a dog.
October 10, 2026 at 9:50 AM
La Belle Strasbourgeoise, 1703, in traditional Alsatian costume, fine lace, with Cavalier King Charles spaniel; by French artist Nicolas Largillière, born #OTD 1656. Trained in Antwerp, worked at English & French courts, portraying families of James II & Louis XIV.
Musée des Beaux-Arts de Strasbourg
October 10, 2026 at 5:02 AM
"GIRL, AGED FIVE, IS ATTACKED BY A LARGE DOG"
Joe Regent for @BoltonNews.bsky.social

Chelsie Leather says an Alsatian-type dog attacked her five-year-old daughter Kava on Lever Street.
GM Police have closed the case after failing to identify the owner.

#BoltonNews
#TomorrowsPapersToday
October 9, 2026 at 10:26 PM
no, cruise's guy is named rockwell. the title is his nom (huge cartoon french accent) diggAIR (normal) which is like a (perfect alsatian accent) nom de plume (cartoon🇫🇷) an zis of carz iz, ow you say (normal) i mean this of course is how you say nicknom in the director's native (cartoon🇫🇷) l'esPANyuh
October 9, 2026 at 7:06 PM
My short review of the Shadow of the object by Chloe Arodjis long listed for the booker prize the story of a girl who becomes enthralled by the magic lanterns she is introduced to by a dying woman. I didn’t really enjoy this book 3 stars. bionicsarahsbooks.wordpress.com/2026/10/09/t...
The Shadow of the object by Chloe Arodjis
3 stars 4/10 Book 3 Booker prize Long list Read The book starts with the narrator being bitten badly on the hand by their parents’ Alsatian dog and needing to go into hospital Whilst in hospital, s…
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October 9, 2026 at 10:54 AM
Happy birthday to my friend Ruairi. I drew his late dog Sam. Can you tell what he's biting?
#Mournes #alsatian #dog #art #romyart #painting #drawing #germanshepherd
October 8, 2026 at 6:42 PM
warum ist die "alsatian bight" aber bei lothringen?
October 8, 2026 at 6:25 PM
Wonder if he’ll try the cyanide capsules out on his pet Alsatian dog Blondie (aka Hegseth) first?
Can only hope so
October 7, 2026 at 2:48 PM
What a handsome Alsatian
October 7, 2026 at 12:30 AM
Well, in the end I was feeling a bit insomniac. Went out for another smoke. Little fucker spotted me and started barking again. I mean, I'm no fan of dogs (was hospitalised by an alsatian as a kid) but I never did anything to upset the little bastard. Apart from exist.
October 6, 2026 at 10:27 PM
#ClocktoberMusic
#MusicChallenge

5. Time

Nothing Rhymed - Morrissey (Gilbert O' Sullivan cover)

'Nothing older than time, nothing sweeter than wine...
Nothing why 'cause today Nothing rhymed'

www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiRd...
💎 Morrissey - Nothing Rhymed (Gilbert O'Sullivan Cover) LIVE
YouTube video by Alsatian Cousin
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October 6, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Zut Alors!
October 6, 2026 at 9:06 PM
I think you can make a case for France, which was happy to treat Alsatian Germans as French provided their politics were correct.

Later governments' reification of French identity would certainly qualify, though.
October 6, 2026 at 9:22 AM
In my world, few wines withstand 14 and up. One the best of them is Alsatian.
October 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
When he’s like this I notice he washes his back legs a lot more, and sleeps with them outstretched. I inherited an elderly Alsatian who did that, but it made her progressively more aggressive and had to be put to sleep in the end.
October 5, 2026 at 5:57 PM