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“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Developer builds Ram-Altman, a Linux script that automatically emails OpenAI CEO Sam Altman daily progress reports on idle desktop memory.
respawnfirst.com
November 8, 2026 at 6:00 PM
pizzacakecomic.bsky.social
Watching Sam Altman backpedal is hilarious
November 6, 2026 at 6:17 PM
cibo.bsky.social
Hell yeah
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Developer builds Ram-Altman, a Linux script that automatically emails OpenAI CEO Sam Altman daily progress reports on idle desktop memory.
respawnfirst.com
November 8, 2026 at 12:06 PM
wurzelmann.at
Ich liebe das Internet:

“Ram Altman” Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC

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#AbolishAI
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Developer builds Ram-Altman, a Linux script that automatically emails OpenAI CEO Sam Altman daily progress reports on idle desktop memory.
respawnfirst.com
November 8, 2026 at 7:17 PM
techaltar.bsky.social
10/10 no notes
respawnfirst.com/linux-script...
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Developer builds Ram-Altman, a Linux script that automatically emails OpenAI CEO Sam Altman daily progress reports on idle desktop memory.
respawnfirst.com
November 8, 2026 at 3:29 PM
yusilver.bsky.social
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHAHAHAHAHSHSHAGSGSGAGAGGSSGAGAGSGA
Causar dano psíquico no Sam Altman inundando a caixa de email dele bora galera
November 9, 2026 at 10:49 AM
brent.zone
Sam Altman: fuuuuck everyone's mad at me about the RAM comment fuuuuuck

Dario Amodei: fuuuuck we're about to go public we're losing so much money fuuuuck

Jensen Huang:
November 9, 2026 at 4:02 PM
funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social
Sam Altman watching you use the RAM on your PC. Text appears above a photo showing Sam Altman peering intently through a glass window frame from outside.
November 6, 2026 at 2:03 PM
rfksbrainworm.bsky.social
I wonder if he regrets saying that
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Developer builds Ram-Altman, a Linux script that automatically emails OpenAI CEO Sam Altman daily progress reports on idle desktop memory.
respawnfirst.com
November 8, 2026 at 2:48 PM
derfbackderf.bsky.social
By Ben Jennings.

Zuckerberg, Bezos, Musk and Altman.
November 9, 2026 at 6:08 PM
trzn.bsky.social
sam altman findet ram in privaten computern verschwendung weil er ungenutzt rumliegt!? hey das geht mir auch so mit dem geld auf konten von superreichen
November 9, 2026 at 8:01 AM
wobbles.bsky.social
Gay AI CEOs are way less reassuring than you’d think
Sam Altman Openai
Alt: Sam Altman Openai
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November 8, 2026 at 9:48 PM
reddit-espana-bot.bsky.social
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC

https://www.reddit.com/r/pcmasterrace/comments/1xqwbs9/ram_altman_is_now_a_linux_script_that_emails_sam/
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
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November 8, 2026 at 12:07 PM
kr3at0r.bsky.social
Esta es una de las cosas más graciosas que he visto últimamente: un script para Linux que monitoriza el uso de la RAM de tu PC y al final del día le manda un mail a Sam Altman avisándole de que no estás usando toda y la que estás “desperdiciando” xd
Ram-Altman script emails Sam Altman about unused RAM
Every five minutes, the Ram-Altman script checks unused Linux RAM and can email Sam Altman daily when availability tops 10%. See how the joke works
cybernews.com
November 9, 2026 at 10:52 PM
852dude.bsky.social
I honestly want to taunt him with my RAM.

respawnfirst.com/linux-script...
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Developer builds Ram-Altman, a Linux script that automatically emails OpenAI CEO Sam Altman daily progress reports on idle desktop memory.
respawnfirst.com
November 8, 2026 at 5:25 PM
saandress.bsky.social
His daughter works for Sam Altman. End of conversation
November 6, 2026 at 8:25 PM
drphiloponus.bsky.social
Tremendous Trolling.
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Developer builds Ram-Altman, a Linux script that automatically emails OpenAI CEO Sam Altman daily progress reports on idle desktop memory.
respawnfirst.com
November 9, 2026 at 8:52 AM
hhackenbecker.bsky.social
More like Spam Altman. Let's do this.
respawnfirst.com/linux-script...
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Developer builds Ram-Altman, a Linux script that automatically emails OpenAI CEO Sam Altman daily progress reports on idle desktop memory.
respawnfirst.com
November 8, 2026 at 11:29 PM
aellalabrys.bsky.social
"Entsprechend enttäuscht zeigte er [Sam Altman] sich im Gespräch mit Studierenden davon, dass diese nicht bereit seien, neue Wege mit KI zu gehen."

In der Übersetzung sind "Neue Wege" schlicht "seine Wege". Und ja, die will ich auch nicht.

t3n.de/news/sam-alt...
Sam Altman zu Gen Z: Warum er von der jungen Generation enttäuscht ist
OpenAI-Chef Sam Altman kritisiert die Gen Z: Studierende seien zu zögerlich bei KI-Innovationen. Was der Tech-Milliardär von der jungen Generation fordert.
t3n.de
November 9, 2026 at 8:58 AM
gokufumante.bsky.social
essa fala do Altman devia ser uma coisa muito óbvia
November 8, 2026 at 8:55 PM
palas.blrgms.com
não descansaremos enquanto sam altman não estiver assim
November 6, 2026 at 1:37 AM
sojournermemoirs.bsky.social
respawnfirst.com/linux-script...
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Developer builds Ram-Altman, a Linux script that automatically emails OpenAI CEO Sam Altman daily progress reports on idle desktop memory.
respawnfirst.com
November 8, 2026 at 2:27 PM
circlea.co.uk
Sorry not sorry Sam Altman 🤷🏻

#samaltman #ram #gaming #furry #punk
November 8, 2026 at 11:03 AM
semperwry.bsky.social
I snort-laughed.

respawnfirst.com/linux-script...
"Ram Altman" Is Now a Linux Script That Emails Sam Altman Daily to Report How Much Unused RAM Is in Your PC
Developer builds Ram-Altman, a Linux script that automatically emails OpenAI CEO Sam Altman daily progress reports on idle desktop memory.
respawnfirst.com
November 8, 2026 at 3:08 PM
eliza.vg
im ram altman
November 7, 2026 at 2:29 AM