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Turner & Hooch: Extinction (2021)
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Finch Turner (Tom Hanks) and Hooch II (Bark RuffRuffalo) traverse the robo-pocalypse looking for peanut butter
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maryscottoconnor.com Orpheus Condescending @maryscottoconnor.com · Sep 27
If you put enough cream and sugar in it, you can make any bitter, acrid, disgusting piece of shit liquid taste tolerable.
"Socrates said that." That's right, he did. I'm drinking out of my ENORMOUS coffee cup, and for all I know, I could be drinking hemlock... I can't drink black coffee, never could. Of course, I don't sweeten it anymore. Nor do I use cream, so this WHOLE FUCKING MEME IS A LIE. No, I put almond milk and vanilla in my coffee. Which makes me even worse a person than Chevy Chase. I am knowingly contributing to the disastrous climate issue by consuming almond milk. I KNOW WHAT A PROBLEM ALMONDS ARE. But I hate oat milk and soy milk is problematic for me and real milk has too many calories and YES I AM A SELFISH BITCH FUCK I HATE MYSELF. This was just supposed to be a lighthearted cute fucking meme, a good excuse to post a CUTE GODDAMNED SELFIE, for once I felt GOOD about a picture I took... shit. The guilt is KILLING ME, someone help, oh god, if I could just be a braindead member of the christofascist MAGA zombie brigade, life would be SO MUCH EASIER.
September 27, 2023 at 2:14 PM
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outonthemoors.bsky.social CrazyMyra @outonthemoors.bsky.social · Sep 29
Boss: "Make the mannequins look super-realistic. Make them show exactly how a woman feels in sexy lingerie"
Me: OK
Lingerie mannequins in a clothing shop. The one nearest the camera is wearing very small bikini panties and has a thumb hooked into the back to keep the material out of her arsecrack
September 29, 2023 at 3:20 PM
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roger1952.bsky.social The Kimono Gallery @roger1952.bsky.social · Jul 7
"Nameless Flowers" (名もなき花) by the contemporary Japanese artist Ono Tako (おのたこ).
A beautiful vertical digital illustration titled Nameless Flowers (Na mo Naki Hana), created by the contemporary Japanese artist Ono Tako. Rendered on a textured, warm beige digital canvas that meticulously simulates the aged patina of historic mulberry paper, this work seamlessly bridges traditional bijinga (beautiful women) aesthetics with a modern, deeply intimate narrative of affection. The scene depicts two young women captured in a tender, quiet embrace in front of a tall wooden vanity mirror, creating an evocative study of light, color, and textile pattern. The central figure stands turned toward the left, looking down into the mirror while framing her face with both hands in a moment of soft vulnerability. She is dressed in a flowing, deep violet-blue kimono adorned with vertical pinstripes and a scattered motif of five-petaled plum or cherry blossoms rendered in a light jade-green. Her hair is intricately styled in a modern, braided updo with soft curls framing her face. Embracing her from behind is a second woman, whose face rests gently against her companion’s neck. This second figure wears a vibrant red and coral-pink kimono decorated with delicate, line-drawn purple aster or spider chrysanthemum motifs, secured by a wide yellow obi tied in a voluminous bow at her back. Her dark hair is parted neatly down the center and pulled back into a sleek, classic bun fastened with a small yellow hair pin. The artist's line work is remarkably fine and expressive, capturing the graceful, fluid drapes of the silk garments and the delicate contours of the figures' bare feet resting on the floor. In the lower left foreground, the sturdy, dark wood frame of the standing mirror grounds the composition, while a discarded red and yellow textile bundle rests in the opposite corner, hinting at the private, domestic nature of the space.
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