Excuse me all, come like my comment and tell altusda we need to know how their hand got stuck in a turkey!!
Need a vote; 60% majority
November 18, 2025 at 3:37 AM
Excuse me all, come like my comment and tell altusda we need to know how their hand got stuck in a turkey!!
🎯✅ #AltUSDA Approved
Hey @altcdc.altgov.info, @altusda.altgov.info, can you pass this free work along to your folks? Brooke Rollins pyramid is way easier to understand than RFK Jrs. His allows you to eat like 12 whole oats too.
Who else is eating a piece of chicken, a piece of broccoli, a corn tortilla and one other thing tonight, per USDA Guidelines?
January 17, 2026 at 12:19 AM
🎯✅ #AltUSDA Approved
What happened to all the "Alt" accounts from the site formerly known as Twitter? We need them again! AltEPA, AltNatParkSer, RogueNASA, AltUSDA, Alt_CDC, AltHHS, AltNOAA, AltNIH...Come back!
November 11, 2024 at 1:21 PM
What happened to all the "Alt" accounts from the site formerly known as Twitter? We need them again! AltEPA, AltNatParkSer, RogueNASA, AltUSDA, Alt_CDC, AltHHS, AltNOAA, AltNIH...Come back!
Meetings throughout USDA today to scare as many as possible into taking DRP. With no information or knowledge about any other options or how anything is going to happen. Every question about anything but DRP answered with "I don't know"
#altUSDA #altGov @altusda.altgov.info
#altUSDA #altGov @altusda.altgov.info
April 3, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Meetings throughout USDA today to scare as many as possible into taking DRP. With no information or knowledge about any other options or how anything is going to happen. Every question about anything but DRP answered with "I don't know"
#altUSDA #altGov @altusda.altgov.info
#altUSDA #altGov @altusda.altgov.info
I stirred up AltUSDA
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Curious about what happens behind the scenes in the #AltGov worksphere? Here’s a sneak peek of what we don’t do 👀
November 20, 2025 at 1:11 AM
I stirred up AltUSDA
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It's all hands on deck!! We need votes in favor of hearing the story behind how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey!
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It's all hands on deck!! We need votes in favor of hearing the story behind how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey!
November 18, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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It's all hands on deck!! We need votes in favor of hearing the story behind how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey!
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@alt-irs.altgov.info
@altssa.altgov.info
It's all hands on deck!! We need votes in favor of hearing the story behind how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey!
*eight years
January 30, 2025 at 2:01 PM
*eight years
Did you ever want to know how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey? Well, if you did, today is your lucky day!!!
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STORYTIME. So there I was, with a kitten in one hand, and a pickle in the other. #thanksgivingfuckups 🧵
Looks like the Ayes have it!
November 20, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Did you ever want to know how AltUSDA got their hand stuck in a turkey? Well, if you did, today is your lucky day!!!
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Retweeted AltUSDA (@altusda):
ICYMI: Scientific Curiosity Could Bridge Partisan Divide, New Study Says...
ICYMI: Scientific Curiosity Could Bridge Partisan Divide, New Study Says...
November 18, 2024 at 5:08 AM
Retweeted AltUSDA (@altusda):
ICYMI: Scientific Curiosity Could Bridge Partisan Divide, New Study Says...
ICYMI: Scientific Curiosity Could Bridge Partisan Divide, New Study Says...
The grifter lack of reading comprehension continues. No AltGov accounts, they're all full of shit.
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 AM
The grifter lack of reading comprehension continues. No AltGov accounts, they're all full of shit.
tell me I'm not the only one bothered by USDA Secretary Rollins quoting bible verses in official agency communiques? #AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info @altpublicservice.bsky.social #SeperationOfChurchAndState
July 4, 2026 at 4:14 PM
tell me I'm not the only one bothered by USDA Secretary Rollins quoting bible verses in official agency communiques? #AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info @altpublicservice.bsky.social #SeperationOfChurchAndState
As someone that administers the land grant research at a University - THANK YOU FOR JOINING. I've been waiting on pins and needles for an altUSDA 🤗
February 16, 2025 at 2:41 PM
As someone that administers the land grant research at a University - THANK YOU FOR JOINING. I've been waiting on pins and needles for an altUSDA 🤗
~230 FSIS staff supposed to relocate from DC to IA suddenly!?!?
Obvious attempt to force out experienced leadership, and they're obvious about it -- offering early retirement for anyone who can't relocate.
#AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
Obvious attempt to force out experienced leadership, and they're obvious about it -- offering early retirement for anyone who can't relocate.
#AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
April 23, 2026 at 3:40 PM
~230 FSIS staff supposed to relocate from DC to IA suddenly!?!?
Obvious attempt to force out experienced leadership, and they're obvious about it -- offering early retirement for anyone who can't relocate.
#AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
Obvious attempt to force out experienced leadership, and they're obvious about it -- offering early retirement for anyone who can't relocate.
#AltUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
For those cooking a turkey for the first time this Thanksgiving AltUSDA has a great tip on how not to remove the giblets!
STORYTIME. So there I was, with a kitten in one hand, and a pickle in the other. #thanksgivingfuckups 🧵
Looks like the Ayes have it!
November 18, 2025 at 7:10 PM
For those cooking a turkey for the first time this Thanksgiving AltUSDA has a great tip on how not to remove the giblets!
Follow these: @AltHHS, @altUSEPA, @Alt_CDC, @alt_fda, @altusda, @AltForestServ, ...
December 1, 2024 at 12:19 PM
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no discussion, no taking questions, just called an all hands meeting on short borice to slap us with this and immediately shut down the MSTeams meeting before anyone could respond!
#altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
#altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
April 23, 2026 at 3:42 PM
no discussion, no taking questions, just called an all hands meeting on short borice to slap us with this and immediately shut down the MSTeams meeting before anyone could respond!
#altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
#altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info
FYI @altspaceforce.altgov.info has 2 starter packs with verified #altgov accounts. And altUSDA just joined BlueSky.
February 16, 2025 at 4:38 AM
FYI @altspaceforce.altgov.info has 2 starter packs with verified #altgov accounts. And altUSDA just joined BlueSky.
Literally just to read a prepared script that was emailed to all FSIS staff 5 minutes into the meeting. It could hardly be a bigger F U if they had flipped us the bird as a closing image. #altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info #FSIS
April 23, 2026 at 3:49 PM
Literally just to read a prepared script that was emailed to all FSIS staff 5 minutes into the meeting. It could hardly be a bigger F U if they had flipped us the bird as a closing image. #altUSDA @altusda.altgov.info #FSIS
Follow scientists defying gag order @AltForestServ @AltNatParkSer @Alt_NASA @RogueNASA @altUSEPA @Alt_CDC @AltHHS @alt_fda @Alt_NIH @altusda
November 17, 2024 at 8:40 PM
Follow scientists defying gag order @AltForestServ @AltNatParkSer @Alt_NASA @RogueNASA @altUSEPA @Alt_CDC @AltHHS @alt_fda @Alt_NIH @altusda
February 2, 2026 at 11:17 PM
All hands needed! The usda run centers are safe for now but they're the minority www.dol.gov/sites/dolgov... #bettertogether #holdtheline #unionstrong #jobtraining #SaveJobCorp #altusda #altusfs #altdol
May 30, 2025 at 2:34 AM
All hands needed! The usda run centers are safe for now but they're the minority www.dol.gov/sites/dolgov... #bettertogether #holdtheline #unionstrong #jobtraining #SaveJobCorp #altusda #altusfs #altdol
You are very kind, AltUSDA. 💕
June 15, 2025 at 1:08 PM
You are very kind, AltUSDA. 💕
Federal Workers in DC met with Senate offices today to say “No Bad Budget in Our Name.” Our communities need a budget that protects critical public services and healthcare. We’re calling on Congress to hold out against Trump’s illegal power grab. #supportfederalworkers #wetookanoath
October 8, 2025 at 8:48 PM