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Sometimes, it's worth paying for the optional extras.
#AlternateTimelineApple
November 15, 2024 at 8:15 AM
This is perfection.

"I'm never buying a UK-region iPod again."
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Michi (@michi@wetdry.world)
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July 28, 2025 at 11:01 PM
PowerBook G4. Now with Apple Intelligence.
#AlternateTimelineApple
January 1, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Apple adds a basic competency test to the iOS developer beta installation page in order to prevent non-developers from installing software they're not supposed to be running.

#AlternateTimelineApple
June 11, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Mmmmm… something powerful is coming.
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October 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Before the iPhone 6 introduced contactless payments to Apple devices, Apple Pay only supported cash. Macs with a cash slot could accept notes and coins from currencies such as the US Dollar, British Pound, Euro, Chinese and Japanese Yen, and Hylian Rupee.

#AlternateTimelineApple
January 9, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I'm never buying a UK-region iPod again.

#AlternateTimelineApple
July 27, 2025 at 10:20 PM
In an alternate timeline, Apple also retroactively increased the price of iPods by $200.

#AlternateTimelineApple
June 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
In an alternate timeline, Apple decided to revisit their small form factor iPhone, however instead of simply releasing an iPhone Mini, they went even further.

iPhone Nano had a 3" display and was the smallest ever iOS device.

#AlternateTimelineApple
September 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
People on the Internet: Apple should bring back the iPod.
Apple:

#AlternateTimelineApple
September 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
Got jumpscared while listening to music today. Anyone else in the UK get this alert?

#AlternateTimelineApple
September 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Screw you
*un-professionalises your iPhone 17 Pro*

#AlternateTimelineApple
October 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
Did you know? iOS 27 lets you delete the Dynamic Island as well as rearrange status bar elements.

#AlternateTimelineApple
August 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
Ubisoft releases Assassin's Creed Shadows for Mac, but only compatible with PowerPC G4 models.

#AlternateTimelineApple
March 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
In an alternate timeline, Apple brands their products like Sony and Sony brands their products like Apple.

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#AlternateTimelineSony
March 21, 2026 at 7:25 AM
With the release of iPodOS 26 Developer Beta 2 (23A5276f), Apple brings Apple Intelligence to the iPod Nano 6th generation.

#AlternateTimelineApple
June 27, 2025 at 7:38 PM
EVT-stage prototype multi-disk iPod; it featured multiple dual-platter 1.8" hard drives in a RAID-0 configuration with a total storage capacity of 240GB.

#AlternateTimelineApple
September 4, 2025 at 8:51 PM
Okay, but what if...?
(dbrand teardown skin image used as reference, the rest is edited by me)

#AlternateTimelineApple
October 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
Say hello to the all-new Mac nano, powered by M6 and M6 Pro while 40% smaller than the Mac mini.

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(actually a custom vinyl skin I made for the Apple TV)
August 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
February 2012: Apple announced the iPhone 4e. It featured the same A5 SoC as the iPhone 4S for Siri support, single 8MP rear camera, and all-new Cornea Display (basically the iPhone 3GS screen). It retailed starting at $359 for 16GB storage.

#AlternateTimelineApple
March 1, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Apple introduces the all-new MacBook. It features the A20 chip in an unapologetically polycarbonate design, in a throwback to the original 2006 model.

It comes in five vibrant colours: White, pink, yellow, blue, and green.

#AlternateTimelineApple
December 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Apple experimented on an 8th gen iPod classic with an A19 SoC, flash storage, and two-tone casing, however it was cancelled after an engineer made an offhand comment about how ugly the design looked.

The design was later reused for the iPhone 17 Pro.

#AlternateTimelineApple
October 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
Apple releases software update that adds local LLM support for the iPod.

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February 13, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Apple originally considered releasing a 4.7" iPhone 17 Pro Mini, however during DVT stage an engineer remarked how absurd the device looked while on a MagSafe store display stand and so development was scrapped.

(17 Pro and 15 Pro Max for scale)

#AlternateTimelineApple
September 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
In iOS, iPadOS, and macOS 26, Apple introduces epigenetic age verification in compliance with the UK Online Safety Act 2025.

When downloading apps with mature content, users can provide a blood sample from which age can be calculated.

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July 25, 2025 at 9:20 PM