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Say hello to the all-new Mac nano, powered by M6 and M6 Pro while 40% smaller than the Mac mini.

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(actually a custom vinyl skin I made for the Apple TV)
August 26, 2026 at 9:19 PM
Did you know? iOS 27 lets you delete the Dynamic Island as well as rearrange status bar elements.

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August 2, 2026 at 10:02 PM
In an alternate timeline, Apple also retroactively increased the price of iPods by $200.

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June 25, 2026 at 11:01 PM
In an alternate timeline, watchOS 27 adds Offensive Gesture Detection which uses the accelerometer and gyroscope with machine learning to detect if the user is making offensive gestures and will automatically take the necessary corrective actions.

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June 8, 2026 at 7:53 PM
In 2009, Apple experimented with an iPod built for mobile gaming with a second Click Wheel used for control inputs. It was canned after an engineer showed Jobs and he struggled to complete a game of Tetris due to Click Wheel drift.

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April 27, 2026 at 12:49 PM
The MacBook Neo was originally planned to accompany the MacBook and the MacBook Pro in 2006 as a 12-inch entry model, however the processor limitations resulted it being shelved. That is, until 20 years later when Apple Silicon finally made it possible.

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March 31, 2026 at 11:01 PM
In an alternate timeline, Apple brands their products like Sony and Sony brands their products like Apple.

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March 21, 2026 at 7:25 AM
Due to rising NAND prices, Apple takes inspiration from the original MacBook Air and ships the M5 generation of MacBooks with iPod hard drives instead of SSDs. Despite the slower speeds, they earned improved iFixit scores due to the better repairability.

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February 5, 2026 at 10:12 PM
Just saw this in an alternate timeline.

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January 25, 2026 at 11:29 AM
In an alternate timeline, Apple made the MacBook Pro with a translucent back plate, similar to the iBook G3.

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January 6, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Apple introduces the all-new MacBook. It features the A20 chip in an unapologetically polycarbonate design, in a throwback to the original 2006 model.

It comes in five vibrant colours: White, pink, yellow, blue, and green.

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December 28, 2025 at 10:27 PM
Expanding their line of Mac accessories, Apple releases the Magic Click Wheel. With a capacitive touch surface and tactile buttons, it is a dedicated media playback controller for compatible macOS, iOS, and iPadOS devices.

1,000 songs sold separately.

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December 26, 2025 at 11:10 PM
In an alternate timeline, the Scottish variant of the orange iPhone 17 Pro was much more resistant to colour-scratching than the international model because it was made by taking the silver version and anodising it in Irn Bru.

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October 29, 2025 at 8:06 PM
Screw you
*un-professionalises your iPhone 17 Pro*

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October 26, 2025 at 1:07 PM
The 2015 12.9" iPad Pro was not the first time Apple considered making a larger iPad. From the very beginning, they experimented with a 9.7" and a 15.5" iPad model however only the 9.7" made it to production. The yield for 15.5" touchscreens was too low.

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October 18, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Mmmmm… something powerful is coming.
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October 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Okay, but what if...?
(dbrand teardown skin image used as reference, the rest is edited by me)

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October 13, 2025 at 7:34 PM
In response to the Flip Video's success, Apple originally intended for the 2009 iPod nano, classic, and touch to all have video cameras. The classic's camera was cancelled because the hard drive write speed wasn't enough for continuous 240p recording.

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October 12, 2025 at 10:16 PM
Apple experimented on an 8th gen iPod classic with an A19 SoC, flash storage, and two-tone casing, however it was cancelled after an engineer made an offhand comment about how ugly the design looked.

The design was later reused for the iPhone 17 Pro.

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October 4, 2025 at 9:41 PM
I had a few expectations from 2025, but seeing my #AlternateTimelineApple satire posts being covered on Hong Kong's national news website because they missed the "satire" tag was not one of them.

(The article was probably written by AI with no human fact checking)
September 24, 2025 at 12:23 PM
In an alternate timeline, Apple decided to revisit their small form factor iPhone, however instead of simply releasing an iPhone Mini, they went even further.

iPhone Nano had a 3" display and was the smallest ever iOS device.

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September 23, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Apple originally considered releasing a 4.7" iPhone 17 Pro Mini, however during DVT stage an engineer remarked how absurd the device looked while on a MagSafe store display stand and so development was scrapped.

(17 Pro and 15 Pro Max for scale)

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September 22, 2025 at 7:00 PM
People on the Internet: Apple should bring back the iPod.
Apple:

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September 21, 2025 at 9:12 PM
PreEVT stage iPhone 17 Pro, Apple tried to replace the Camera Control with a Digital Crown and dedicated shutter button. This was in response to user feedback about the lack of tactility from a capacitive button.

This did not make it to production.

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September 20, 2025 at 4:12 PM
In 2007, Apple experimented with replacing MacBook trackpads with a pair of Click Wheels; one would move the cursor along the X-axis while the other would move it along the Y-axis. It was internally referred to as the Etch A Sketch Mac.

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September 19, 2025 at 7:20 PM