Constantly amazed by the compassion people show! 💜
August 29, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Constantly amazed by the compassion people show! 💜
I continue to be amazed at the absolute lack of courage
September 15, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I continue to be amazed at the absolute lack of courage
Amazed* this hasn’t been more widely reported.
*not remotely amazed
*not remotely amazed
Although nothing Kemi Badenoch has done since has helped herself, the Conservatives have been on the back foot on this topic from the moment they *kicked off* by asking the government to publish data that it had, in fact, already published:
Elon Musk and the red lines of rightwing politics
Tory calls for new national probe into child rape gangs — that it did not make in government — expose opposition anxieties
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January 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM
Amazed* this hasn’t been more widely reported.
*not remotely amazed
*not remotely amazed
Elon Musk Amazed At How Much Cheaper Bribing Voters Is In Midwest
Elon Musk Amazed At How Much Cheaper Bribing Voters Is In Midwest
MADISON, WI—Amid his political action committee’s campaign to influence a closely contested Wisconsin Supreme Court election, Elon Musk told reporters Friday that he was amazed by how much cheaper bri...
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March 28, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Elon Musk Amazed At How Much Cheaper Bribing Voters Is In Midwest
I'm amazed only Iran and Cuba walked out on Trump's speech
September 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
I'm amazed only Iran and Cuba walked out on Trump's speech
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—Smurfs don’t have human genitalia
—’I might puke just looking at them,’ the Lord continued
—Immortal melon is ready to eat
—doubling our fleet of Zambonis
—Eat shit and die!
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—’I might puke just looking at them,’ the Lord continued
—Immortal melon is ready to eat
—doubling our fleet of Zambonis
—Eat shit and die!
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May 14, 2025 at 9:01 PM
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every time i see it i'm still amazed that spielberg got a real deal performance out of vin diesel in saving private ryan
September 24, 2026 at 1:04 AM
every time i see it i'm still amazed that spielberg got a real deal performance out of vin diesel in saving private ryan
always amazed to see the ways people will debase themselves for free
The Bari Weiss hysteria continues. Exactly what in "this piece isn't ready" and "try harder to get comment from the administration" constitutes the death of American journalism? www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2025/1...
What Bari Weiss Got Right
And what she got wrong
www.theatlantic.com
December 23, 2025 at 7:08 PM
always amazed to see the ways people will debase themselves for free
Maybe I’m Amazed.
September 28, 2026 at 2:39 AM
Maybe I’m Amazed.
July 10, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I am constantly amazed by how stupid republicans think their voters are
WELKER: When does it become the Trump economy?
TRUMP: It partially is right now. I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy
TRUMP: It partially is right now. I think the good parts are the Trump economy and the bad parts are the Biden economy
May 4, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I am constantly amazed by how stupid republicans think their voters are
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive.
when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
May 11, 2026 at 2:12 AM
this graduation speech moment is notable, and her amazed shock at having failed to read the room feels instructive.
when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
when you're inside the bubble, you think everybody else is. but everybody isn't.
Im honestly amazed that more DOJ employees haven't been throwing sandwiches.
August 14, 2025 at 7:20 PM
Im honestly amazed that more DOJ employees haven't been throwing sandwiches.
I’m continually amazed by Nancy
September 21, 2026 at 1:36 AM
I’m continually amazed by Nancy
I am constantly amazed as my capacity for hatred grows.
September 25, 2026 at 2:47 AM
I am constantly amazed as my capacity for hatred grows.
Rebecca is amazed by Chris’ magic trick in resident evil,,
May 13, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Rebecca is amazed by Chris’ magic trick in resident evil,,
You'd be amazed how many people it takes to fight a bin.
August 2, 2026 at 6:38 PM
You'd be amazed how many people it takes to fight a bin.
I'm amazed he didn't call it Trump Intelligence
September 27, 2026 at 2:09 PM
I'm amazed he didn't call it Trump Intelligence
i’m kind of amazed at how this is just the crudest, most obvious n****rbaiting you can imagine. “the people you don’t like, yeah, they are responsible for everything bad.” and it works!
January 9, 2025 at 1:04 AM
i’m kind of amazed at how this is just the crudest, most obvious n****rbaiting you can imagine. “the people you don’t like, yeah, they are responsible for everything bad.” and it works!
1281.They are amazed by the city church.
March 12, 2025 at 4:02 PM
1281.They are amazed by the city church.