#AmazonFail
Jetzt weiss ich ☝🏻 warum ich 12 Sahnekännchen bestellt habe #AmazonFail
October 2, 2026 at 2:40 PM
366 days later, the question isn't “Why was Hiddleston misspelled?”
It's “What kind of system lets incorrect identities persist for years?”

Full report: archive.org/details/365-...

#namesmatter #enshittification #amazonfail #OSINT #Metadata #tomhiddleston
365 Days Of Investigating Amazon's Metadata Mess
This is my 365-days report of my Amazon Metadata Quest. If you stumble upon this document, welcome to the rabbit hole that no one cared to crawl into and which no one seems to care about. Not the acto...
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September 29, 2026 at 11:36 AM
September 28, 2025 → September 29, 2026.
One typo. 365 days. A much bigger investigation than I ever intended to conduct.

Names matter. People matter. Accuracy matters.

Full report: archive.org/details/365-...

#namesmatter #enshittification #amazonfail #OSINT #Metadata #datadecay #tomhiddleston
365 Days Of Investigating Amazon's Metadata Mess
This is my 365-days report of my Amazon Metadata Quest. If you stumble upon this document, welcome to the rabbit hole that no one cared to crawl into and which no one seems to care about. Not the acto...
archive.org
September 29, 2026 at 3:29 AM
@josephcox.bsky.social I spent 365 days auditing Amazon's metadata decay (and built a physical monument to a database bug)".

Full report: archive.org/details/365-...

#namesmatter #enshittification #amazonfail #OSINT #datadecay
September 28, 2026 at 6:22 AM
I reported a typo. I accidentally started a 365-day investigation.

What I found might even surprise YOU: archive.org/details/365-...

#namesmatter #enshittification #amazonfail #OSINT #technology
365 Days Of Investigating Amazon's Metadata Mess
This is my 365-days report of my Amazon Metadata Quest. If you stumble upon this document, welcome to the rabbit hole that no one cared to crawl into and which no one seems to care about. Not the acto...
archive.org
September 28, 2026 at 5:39 AM
A name was misspelled. That was the beginning. 365 days later, this is what I have found: archive.org/details/365-da…

Metadata that no one owns and no one feels responsible fixing.#namesmattere#enshittificationo#amazonfaili#OSINTNT
https://archive.org/details/365-da…
September 28, 2026 at 3:22 AM
Tomorrow is my one year anniversary of looking into Amazon's metadata mess. It taught me something uncomfortable: errors don't necessarily stay where they started.
Full report: archive.org/details/365-...
#namesmatter #enshittification #amazonfail #OSINT #Metadata
365 Days Of Investigating Amazon's Metadata Mess
This is my 365-days report of my Amazon Metadata Quest. If you stumble upon this document, welcome to the rabbit hole that no one cared to crawl into and which no one seems to care about. Not the acto...
archive.org
September 27, 2026 at 9:16 AM
How many errors can hide inside a catalogue before someone notices? Apparently, quite a lot. 


Full report: is.gd/AmazonDEMeta...

#namesmatter #enshittification #amazonfail #OSINT #Metadata #technology #datagovernance #systemicfailure
September 21, 2026 at 8:47 AM
Amazon Pilot Declares Speed Limit for Cargo Plane, but Co-Pilot Decides to 'Push the Envelope' Instead

One pilot said slow down. The other said push harder. Amazon's investigating which one had the better performance metrics.

#World #AmazonFail #CorporateSafety #Aviation #satire
Amazon Pilot Declares Speed Limit for Cargo Plane, but Co-Pilot Decides to 'Push the Envelope' Instead
One pilot said slow down. The other said push harder. Amazon's investigating which one had the better performance metrics.
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September 11, 2026 at 8:37 AM
Ordered some AirPods for a gift… got soap instead. Then when proceeding to try to return the soap using the standard Amazon return process, I was not allowed to continue the return because I could not prove I factory reset the soap. 🤣 (don’t worry they let me return it in the end) #amazonfail
December 19, 2024 at 7:05 PM
Is it weird I'm sort of disappointed that Wild Swans hasn't had its Amazon ranking stripped so I can personally join outrage of #amazonfail?
November 18, 2024 at 6:00 AM
LOLcats commentary on: #amazonfail: <a href="http://is.gd/s6hX" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://is.gd/s6hX
November 18, 2024 at 6:00 AM
Re last: but may be debunked here: <a href="http://is.gd/sbwv" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://is.gd/sbwv #amazonfail
November 18, 2024 at 6:00 AM
My blog post on Amazon's censorship of its rankings and search results:#amazonfail
January 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
#amazonfail Among the books targeted by Amazon's stupidity, Minal Hajratwala's "Leaving India," about her family's migration from India!
January 17, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Amazon.com shipping charges is why I don't shop there anymore. #amazonfail
December 1, 2024 at 5:31 PM
I ordered a @skywatcherusa.bsky.social HEQ5, and was looking forward to setting it up tomorrow while cooking the turkey. I have the tripod box, but no mount. 😭 #Amazonfail
November 28, 2024 at 3:43 AM
The itch.io debacle reminded me of the first time I became aware of the delisting tactic: www.edrants.com/amazonfail-a...
Yes, yes, no one is expecting anything good from THAT company but still.(AmazonFail was in 2009)
Amazonfail: A Call to Boycott Amazon - Reluctant Habits
It's been called #amazonfail on Twitter, but it represents the greatest insult to consumers and the most severe commercial threat to free expression that we're likely to see in some time. Amazon has d...
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July 24, 2025 at 10:00 PM
I just don’t know how to reply to this, I’ll let you instead.

#Amazonfail #isthisreal #donteatthis #sendittotheWH
May 1, 2025 at 2:42 AM
My #OnyxStorm
Copy didn’t release from kindle until 1:30. I have to sleep cause I work 7am-8 pm 😭😭😭 If it had released at midnight I promised myself I could read until 1. 😒 #booksky #booktok #rebeccayarros #booamazon #amazonfail 📚👀📚💙
January 21, 2025 at 6:36 AM
God, am I disappointed in Amazon right now: http://snurl.com/fr6d8 #amazonfail
November 15, 2024 at 3:08 PM
RT @womanistmusings: This is not a glitch <a href="http://tinyurl.com/d33756" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://tinyurl.com/d33756 #amazonfail #lgbt #rebelleft #p2
Page not found – Lili Saintcrow
NYT-bestselling author, often beset by squirrels.
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November 6, 2024 at 5:59 PM
facebook group: confront Amazon re censoring of queer texts: <a href="http://is.gd/s6Wn" class="hover:underline text-blue-600 dark:text-sky-400 no-card-link" target="_blank" rel="noopener" data-link="bsky">http://is.gd/s6Wn #p2 #rebelleft #lgbt #lgbtq #amazonfail via @joeiverson
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November 6, 2024 at 5:59 PM