*to the tune of american woman* osama bin laden
September 4, 2023 at 6:34 PM
*to the tune of american woman* osama bin laden
ICE thugs murdered an American woman.
January 7, 2026 at 6:23 PM
ICE thugs murdered an American woman.
/to the tune of "American Woman" Political violence
April 27, 2026 at 7:45 PM
/to the tune of "American Woman" Political violence
Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
December 8, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Read this as an American woman and then go break something.
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
January 1, 2026 at 11:43 AM
“Can’t believe NYC elected a Muslim as mayor.”
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
In truth—a Black American Christian woman swearing in a Ugandan American Muslim of South Asian ethnicity as his Syrian American wife holds the Qurans he swears in on, all while standing on the steps of a subway station—is the most NYC thing imaginable.
Bessie Coleman was a half Native American and half African-American woman and the first of both to hold a pilot license in the US and internationally.
February 2, 2025 at 1:13 PM
Bessie Coleman was a half Native American and half African-American woman and the first of both to hold a pilot license in the US and internationally.
the average American millennial man is a woman now
i had a phase where i thought being racist was okay because i didn't know any better. i did not have any of these phases. also i became a woman
i actually don’t think the “average” american millennial man had a nazi phase. it’s not some boys will be boys shit. this makes me side eye you and your friend group, sounds like a personal problem
October 21, 2025 at 2:16 PM
the average American millennial man is a woman now
This woman is in charge of the US Agency for Global Media, which is supposed to serve and represent the best American values
February 9, 2026 at 3:10 AM
This woman is in charge of the US Agency for Global Media, which is supposed to serve and represent the best American values
the year is 2026. you're a jewish american woman. the world leader you most respect is the catholic pope. everything's fine.
April 10, 2026 at 5:25 PM
the year is 2026. you're a jewish american woman. the world leader you most respect is the catholic pope. everything's fine.
He raped a woman in a department store and, if the complete Epstein files are ever released, may have done the same to minors. Now he's raping the American taxpayer.
May 21, 2026 at 12:27 AM
He raped a woman in a department store and, if the complete Epstein files are ever released, may have done the same to minors. Now he's raping the American taxpayer.
Every time I see this fat headed fuck he’s on tv threatening an American woman.
Tom Homan: We are making Los Angeles safer. Mayor Bass should be thanking us. She says they are going to mobilize—guess what? We are already mobilizing. We are going to bring the National Guard in tonight
June 8, 2025 at 12:08 AM
Every time I see this fat headed fuck he’s on tv threatening an American woman.
Dr. Margaret Warren Lawrence
1914-2019 age 105
The first African American woman pediatrician and the first African American psychoanalyst in the U.S.. She was expert in children’s mental health disorders. Her mission was to help children develop ego strength.
#MentalHealthAwarenessMonth
#SheShed
1914-2019 age 105
The first African American woman pediatrician and the first African American psychoanalyst in the U.S.. She was expert in children’s mental health disorders. Her mission was to help children develop ego strength.
#MentalHealthAwarenessMonth
#SheShed
May 5, 2026 at 4:18 AM
Dr. Margaret Warren Lawrence
1914-2019 age 105
The first African American woman pediatrician and the first African American psychoanalyst in the U.S.. She was expert in children’s mental health disorders. Her mission was to help children develop ego strength.
#MentalHealthAwarenessMonth
#SheShed
1914-2019 age 105
The first African American woman pediatrician and the first African American psychoanalyst in the U.S.. She was expert in children’s mental health disorders. Her mission was to help children develop ego strength.
#MentalHealthAwarenessMonth
#SheShed
Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again
April 15, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Look if we’re ignoring Supreme Court rulings then every American woman has a right to an abortion again
Exciting news!! Former Interior Secretary Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico Democratic primary for Governor and if elected, she will make history as the nation’s first Native American woman to serve as governor. 
June 3, 2026 at 12:46 PM
Exciting news!! Former Interior Secretary Deb Haaland has won the New Mexico Democratic primary for Governor and if elected, she will make history as the nation’s first Native American woman to serve as governor. 
This woman is an American treasure.
Jessica: ICE now has a larger budget than the IDF. There is no reason that we should be choosing to fund them to that level while you are cutting snap benefits—
Watters: Snap benefits, they’re just saying you can't buy doritos
Jessica: That is not true.
Watters: Snap benefits, they’re just saying you can't buy doritos
Jessica: That is not true.
July 31, 2025 at 12:26 PM
This woman is an American treasure.
Jane Fisher (American Artist, born 1961)
"Untitled (Woman on Underwater Steps)", 1989.
Oil on Canvas, 48 × 62 inches.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Untitled (Woman on Underwater Steps)", 1989.
Oil on Canvas, 48 × 62 inches.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
May 23, 2026 at 3:52 AM
Jane Fisher (American Artist, born 1961)
"Untitled (Woman on Underwater Steps)", 1989.
Oil on Canvas, 48 × 62 inches.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
"Untitled (Woman on Underwater Steps)", 1989.
Oil on Canvas, 48 × 62 inches.
Private Collection.
#art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
Democratic candidate, Helena Moreno, a Mexican-born American, is the new of New Mayor Orleans.
#Pinks #ProudBlue #HelenaMoreno
#Pinks #ProudBlue #HelenaMoreno
October 13, 2025 at 11:13 AM
Democratic candidate, Helena Moreno, a Mexican-born American, is the new of New Mayor Orleans.
#Pinks #ProudBlue #HelenaMoreno
#Pinks #ProudBlue #HelenaMoreno
arrested judge- white woman
arrested mayor- Black man
indicted Rep- Black woman
Reps threatened with indictment- Cuban-American man & Black woman
manhandled Senator- Mexican-American man
arrested comptroller- Jewish man
Very subtle isn’t it?
arrested mayor- Black man
indicted Rep- Black woman
Reps threatened with indictment- Cuban-American man & Black woman
manhandled Senator- Mexican-American man
arrested comptroller- Jewish man
Very subtle isn’t it?
June 17, 2025 at 4:47 PM
arrested judge- white woman
arrested mayor- Black man
indicted Rep- Black woman
Reps threatened with indictment- Cuban-American man & Black woman
manhandled Senator- Mexican-American man
arrested comptroller- Jewish man
Very subtle isn’t it?
arrested mayor- Black man
indicted Rep- Black woman
Reps threatened with indictment- Cuban-American man & Black woman
manhandled Senator- Mexican-American man
arrested comptroller- Jewish man
Very subtle isn’t it?
Fuckin' A right, Ann.
ICE shoots, kills woman in Minneapolis
The White House wastes no time gaslighting the American people
open.substack.com
January 9, 2026 at 2:09 AM
Fuckin' A right, Ann.
This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.
April 20, 2026 at 12:03 PM
This👇🏼. AOC is the only one stating it clearly and plainly. Do I have any faith that the American people will ever elect a woman president someday? No. I hope I’m proven wrong.
Portrait of Otelia Cromwell, the first African American woman to receive a Ph.D. from Yale University, 1926, by contemporary US painter Jennifer Packer #WomensArt
May 17, 2025 at 12:56 PM
Portrait of Otelia Cromwell, the first African American woman to receive a Ph.D. from Yale University, 1926, by contemporary US painter Jennifer Packer #WomensArt
The penchant towards infantilizing an adult woman complicit in the broadest misinformation campaign in American history is simply stunning ... she is not innocent
August 21, 2026 at 3:42 PM
The penchant towards infantilizing an adult woman complicit in the broadest misinformation campaign in American history is simply stunning ... she is not innocent
"Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake" has sat with me through every subsequent global crisis
Here's an anecdote: On 9/10/2001, The Onion staff had a New York launch party at the Bowery Ballroom to celebrate the staff's move from Madison, Wisconsin to New York City.
They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.
They woke up hungover, took a week off, and then produced one of the greatest front pages in the history of newspapers.
Hey everybody. On the 25-year anniversary, we're reprinting the much revered 9/11 edition of The Onion and sending that free to every member this month.
It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
It's been 25 long years. Look back in anger.
September 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
"Not Knowing What Else To Do, Woman Bakes American-Flag Cake" has sat with me through every subsequent global crisis
“America First” means renaming an American Institution after a woman from Slovakia.
July 24, 2025 at 12:47 AM
“America First” means renaming an American Institution after a woman from Slovakia.