#Aneurisms
Lighting that makes no sense and gives people aneurisms

Cat edition
April 27, 2024 at 12:38 AM
Dev Patel could 100% do it and would cause a sequence of aneurisms that would improve politics
August 6, 2026 at 12:57 AM
I'm going to send every right-wing pundit a copy of Martin Mull's A History of White People and just trigger a wave of aneurisms
August 16, 2024 at 2:49 PM
aneurisms could restore their entire reputation with a single snap
January 21, 2026 at 8:59 PM
this cup should give any proper philosopher of history, or any historian really, aneurisms. where can i buy one
My wife bought me a new mug. 🗃️
June 30, 2024 at 2:18 PM
I think the aneurisms this will give a lot of people may lead to diagnosable derangement
September 16, 2025 at 4:41 AM
Does the NHS cover aneurisms for foreign visitors? Because.
March 13, 2026 at 11:34 AM
RETVRN (to literally 3 years ago when nobody was having aneurisms over pronouns and the “”integrity of women’s sports””)!
November 8, 2024 at 5:10 PM
Have mercy on the eggspotters Shen, you're gonna give them aneurisms
April 2, 2025 at 1:09 PM
You may be noticing a lot more pregnant women dying from brain aneurisms, blood clots, strokes. It’s the Covid.
May 27, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Any day that Margarine Taco Grease is upset by basic human decency is a day I thank God for creating brain aneurisms.
March 4, 2025 at 3:07 AM
The amount of truly random shit that causes disabilities would frighten people like this. Not just car accidents, but slips and head injuries, tree branches, mini aneurisms with no symptoms.
June 17, 2025 at 10:41 AM
These girls gonna give the bsky autistics aneurisms.
if u ever think i'm flirting with u just know that i am but i'm also not and that's as specific as i can be
September 15, 2023 at 3:51 PM
DoD security investigators consistently had aneurisms when they first discovered the concept of “callsigns” in aviation, especially since naval ones are generally as derogatory as possible
June 16, 2026 at 5:41 PM
this guy’s gonna give the Abundance bros aneurisms, it owns
It's not the wealthy who are leaving New York City—it’s the working class.

That’s why we’re going to use every single tool at our disposal to make this city one that people can actually afford.

And that starts with freezing the rent.
May 30, 2025 at 1:19 PM
Pro tip: don’t sign into that E*Trade/Merrill Edge/Fidelity account tomorrow, friend.

We don’t have enough hospital staff to deal with everyone having heart attacks, strokes, and aneurisms all at one time.
April 3, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Giving tankies aneurisms seems like an extra reason to be a socialist liberal
August 1, 2025 at 1:23 AM
I’m gonna give all corrupt politicians fatal brain aneurisms with my magical thinking 🥰
November 6, 2024 at 9:20 PM
The number of literal aneurisms it would cause on the right would be worth it
July 21, 2025 at 9:08 PM
I work in a Neuro ICU and this is fact. Also for brain bleeds/hemorrhages, subdural hematomas, and aneurisms.
October 27, 2025 at 9:17 PM
oh they are mad mad (apologies for link to the bad place) about it. Q and Iris are giving them aneurisms on a scale rarely seen before.
May 9, 2026 at 5:55 PM
May 2, 2026 at 1:47 PM
Brexit died today.

It being April Fools day seems appropriate as the gammons all over the country explode with rage about sowing they’re too stupid to explain.

The raise the colours dipahits will be having aneurisms!
April 1, 2026 at 10:41 AM
What temperature is best for triggering brain aneurisms? Asking for a friend. Actually, 200 million friends.
July 2, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Reading that should be classified as a leading cause of aneurisms.
That guy is fvkcing insane
October 2, 2026 at 4:15 AM