#ULFAI #DroneZone #ArmyDenial #SatireNews #ByTheJestPress By: TheJestPress.com **ULFA(I) Alleges Indian Army Drone Attack—Army Claims Drone Actually Looking For Lost WiFi Signal** In an episode straight out of "Who Flew It Anyway?", ULFA(I) commanders erupted into outrage this week, alleging that their “top-secret” jungle camps were blasted by Indian Army drones. The Army, however, has insisted there was no such drone, no such attack, and, frankly, they can barely keep their office WiFi from dropping.