#ArrestedScience
Marvel: "Infinity War is the most ambitious crossover event in history".
Me: Yes. Yes it is.
#YoureGonnaGetHopOns #ArrestedScience
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Unless you're giving the "Pulp Fiction" of 15 minute research talks, there is no need for an outline slide. #ArrestedScience
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Feeling responsible as a building fire warden because I was given a special hat. #ArrestedScience
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
Adding slightly too much potassium to water in my first year chemistry lecture. #ArrestedScience #OzChem #RealTimeChem
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When a school group is coming and you want to dazzle them with Chemistry. #ArrestedScience
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When you assume the quantities given in the paper are accurate. #ArrestedScience
January 29, 2025 at 12:30 AM
When you have to sacrifice one of your aging squid 🦑 #ArrestedScience
December 3, 2024 at 5:39 AM
When I hear an old-guard scientist saying that scientists belong in the lab and not on twitter doing #SciComm

#ArrestedScience
December 3, 2024 at 5:09 AM
When someone asks me for the 1000th time if I'm sure bobtail squid aren't actually cuttlefish #ArrestedScience
December 3, 2024 at 1:35 AM
So envious of this four degree labelling system #ArrestedScience
November 16, 2024 at 11:44 PM
Simulating vocal behaviour to study animal communication. #ArrestedScience
November 21, 2024 at 10:37 PM
When someone confuses #SocialMarketing with #SocialMediaMarketing
[i.e. all the time..."social marketing" ≠ "social media!!"]
#ArrestedScience #socmar #consmark #consocsci #behaviourchange
February 4, 2025 at 5:52 PM
Reading reviewer #3’s comments on a peer review. #ArrestedScience
December 11, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Opening pretty obvious academic spam snails because the subject line says it’s a conference invitation, just in case. #ArrestedScience
December 11, 2024 at 11:10 AM
Saying yes to another project #ArrestedScience
December 11, 2024 at 11:10 AM
How it feels listening to non-experts share their very confident opinion of my field #ArrestedScience
December 11, 2024 at 11:09 AM
Self citation #ArrestedScience
December 11, 2024 at 11:09 AM
It has been pointed out that one of the #ArrestedScience jokes I made this morning was previously made by someone else.

While I hadn’t seen that earlier version, I have no desire to take any credit away from someone else, and I deleted mine.
December 11, 2024 at 10:53 AM
Just went to search google news to see if anyone had written about #ArrestedScience yet.... this leads to some UNEXPECTED news stories about scientists who were actually, like, arrested.
December 11, 2024 at 10:43 AM
Those surprise close encounters with wildlife during fieldwork. #ArrestedScience
December 7, 2024 at 10:34 AM