jfc they are going to have customized ascots, what more do you want
April 6, 2026 at 9:13 PM
jfc they are going to have customized ascots, what more do you want
Roses wear bow ties,
Violets wear ascots,
Violets wear ascots,
Lakers center Jaxson Hayes has been suspended one game for pushing a Wizards mascot.
February 4, 2026 at 8:19 PM
Roses wear bow ties,
Violets wear ascots,
Violets wear ascots,
There were no gay people on TV in my day, just willowy comedians in ascots on panel shows raising their eyebrows and making jokes about rimjobs
July 24, 2025 at 4:04 PM
There were no gay people on TV in my day, just willowy comedians in ascots on panel shows raising their eyebrows and making jokes about rimjobs
"A case of ascots and pompadour"
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August 4, 2025 at 10:42 PM
"A case of ascots and pompadour"
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Ya I clean up well too.
Ascots for days. Get yourself one gay boys.
Ascots for days. Get yourself one gay boys.
August 30, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Ya I clean up well too.
Ascots for days. Get yourself one gay boys.
Ascots for days. Get yourself one gay boys.
Dude got me buying ascots. 🤟😎
September 28, 2026 at 1:24 AM
Dude got me buying ascots. 🤟😎
I love the ascots
January 13, 2026 at 5:42 AM
I love the ascots
August 11, 2024 at 2:16 AM
We now return to World's Scrungliest Ascots
January 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
We now return to World's Scrungliest Ascots
February 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
he should stick to ties and ascots or whatever tf
June 9, 2025 at 12:28 AM
he should stick to ties and ascots or whatever tf
how many ascots do you think he owns? just the one? a handful? a dozen? i honestly have no idea
May 28, 2025 at 6:45 PM
how many ascots do you think he owns? just the one? a handful? a dozen? i honestly have no idea
'Are Nige has called for Gianni Infantino to resign as FIFA President.
Dropped out of the headlines, Nigel? Looking for a good bandwagon to hop on?
Man who's been at more Royal Ascots than football matches says what?
Dropped out of the headlines, Nigel? Looking for a good bandwagon to hop on?
Man who's been at more Royal Ascots than football matches says what?
July 30, 2026 at 6:24 PM
'Are Nige has called for Gianni Infantino to resign as FIFA President.
Dropped out of the headlines, Nigel? Looking for a good bandwagon to hop on?
Man who's been at more Royal Ascots than football matches says what?
Dropped out of the headlines, Nigel? Looking for a good bandwagon to hop on?
Man who's been at more Royal Ascots than football matches says what?
ascots have reached a good fashion equilibrium. they pop up often enough to stay in the game but not so often that you get annoyed
September 20, 2026 at 5:53 AM
ascots have reached a good fashion equilibrium. they pop up often enough to stay in the game but not so often that you get annoyed
Do you think scarves and ascots grow on trees?!
April 12, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Do you think scarves and ascots grow on trees?!
He certainly rocked that leisure suit
And he loved those ascots
And he loved those ascots
September 22, 2026 at 2:57 PM
He certainly rocked that leisure suit
And he loved those ascots
And he loved those ascots
Other things that might be banned under executive orders;
cheekbones
pico de gallo
ascots marketed to teens
men’s breast stroke
cursive capital Q
Arborio rice
San Francisco
opera glasses
aperitifs & champagne
guys reading
sorbet
medleys
films set in Detroit
referring to 1962-2016
lapdogs
cheekbones
pico de gallo
ascots marketed to teens
men’s breast stroke
cursive capital Q
Arborio rice
San Francisco
opera glasses
aperitifs & champagne
guys reading
sorbet
medleys
films set in Detroit
referring to 1962-2016
lapdogs
February 7, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Other things that might be banned under executive orders;
cheekbones
pico de gallo
ascots marketed to teens
men’s breast stroke
cursive capital Q
Arborio rice
San Francisco
opera glasses
aperitifs & champagne
guys reading
sorbet
medleys
films set in Detroit
referring to 1962-2016
lapdogs
cheekbones
pico de gallo
ascots marketed to teens
men’s breast stroke
cursive capital Q
Arborio rice
San Francisco
opera glasses
aperitifs & champagne
guys reading
sorbet
medleys
films set in Detroit
referring to 1962-2016
lapdogs