I ASPIRE TO THIS LEVEL OF PETTY
November 1, 2026 at 10:45 PM
I ASPIRE TO THIS LEVEL OF PETTY
Note: we MUST aspire to include Stephen Miller here.
It's the quickest way to save the lives of your neighbors.
It's the quickest way to save the lives of your neighbors.
November 3, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Note: we MUST aspire to include Stephen Miller here.
It's the quickest way to save the lives of your neighbors.
It's the quickest way to save the lives of your neighbors.
i aspire to own more sex toys than silverware
November 1, 2026 at 9:40 AM
i aspire to own more sex toys than silverware
Absolutely astounding how many people openly publicly loudly aspire to be space Nazis
Why would George Lucas do this to George Lucas?
November 2, 2026 at 1:02 AM
Absolutely astounding how many people openly publicly loudly aspire to be space Nazis
ok this is the one part of anakin's story i actually relate to and aspire to, maybe these guys do have a point
November 2, 2026 at 4:29 AM
ok this is the one part of anakin's story i actually relate to and aspire to, maybe these guys do have a point
One should never aspire to be the bigot’s preferred candidate
October 31, 2026 at 3:14 AM
One should never aspire to be the bigot’s preferred candidate
I too aspire to nope not gonna touch that one
Anthropic thinks they should be able to kill 50 people at a time.
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November 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
I too aspire to nope not gonna touch that one
Something we should all aspire to..
Die Loved. Die having done good. Die leaving something meaningful behind.
Designs for life from the examples of Patrick Stewart and Bonnie Greer.
Me for @noosphere.app
www.noosphere.app/die-loved-le...
Designs for life from the examples of Patrick Stewart and Bonnie Greer.
Me for @noosphere.app
www.noosphere.app/die-loved-le...
Die Loved - lessons in life from Patrick Stewart and Bonnie Greer
We give far too much attention to the hate mongers and rabble rousers - Patrick Stewart and Bonnie Greer show us a better design for living.
www.noosphere.app
October 30, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Something we should all aspire to..
I aspire to be this delusional
October 31, 2026 at 1:05 AM
I aspire to be this delusional
Thank you. Your humanity shows the values all politicians should aspire to.
October 31, 2026 at 6:58 PM
Thank you. Your humanity shows the values all politicians should aspire to.
I aspire to her level of don’t give a fuckery
November 1, 2026 at 4:43 AM
I aspire to her level of don’t give a fuckery
the communism stuff gets funnier and funnier every year. there are basically zero communist nations left. even the ones still calling themselves "communist" don't aspire to it. sure, marxists and leninists are still a thing, academically, but the idea they could impact national politics is hilarious
They're now going with "Democrats will literally kill you" to get out the vote in these final hours.
November 3, 2026 at 10:31 PM
the communism stuff gets funnier and funnier every year. there are basically zero communist nations left. even the ones still calling themselves "communist" don't aspire to it. sure, marxists and leninists are still a thing, academically, but the idea they could impact national politics is hilarious
The pinnacle toward which we white bald men aspire.
patrick stewart was also possibly the best looking white bald man in history, we cannot forget this when discussing his legacy
October 30, 2026 at 4:57 AM
The pinnacle toward which we white bald men aspire.
ME: Those aren't toys. Put them back.
SWEET BABY, looking me dead in my eye, main text: No.
SWEET BABY, subtext: What you gonna do about it?
me, internal monologue: truth be told I don't know actually
I do know that I aspire to my daughter's level of bluff calling
SWEET BABY, looking me dead in my eye, main text: No.
SWEET BABY, subtext: What you gonna do about it?
me, internal monologue: truth be told I don't know actually
I do know that I aspire to my daughter's level of bluff calling
November 3, 2026 at 12:21 AM
ME: Those aren't toys. Put them back.
SWEET BABY, looking me dead in my eye, main text: No.
SWEET BABY, subtext: What you gonna do about it?
me, internal monologue: truth be told I don't know actually
I do know that I aspire to my daughter's level of bluff calling
SWEET BABY, looking me dead in my eye, main text: No.
SWEET BABY, subtext: What you gonna do about it?
me, internal monologue: truth be told I don't know actually
I do know that I aspire to my daughter's level of bluff calling
Aspire to make impossible music that AI doesn’t even want to steal.
November 1, 2026 at 4:30 PM
Aspire to make impossible music that AI doesn’t even want to steal.
What a glorious and profound life to have led. Aspire to THAT.
October 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
What a glorious and profound life to have led. Aspire to THAT.
I aspire to love even the one who misunderstands me.
November 2, 2026 at 6:38 AM
I aspire to love even the one who misunderstands me.
You are absolutely iconic. This is level of growth everyone should aspire to reach 🤩
November 2, 2026 at 11:02 PM
You are absolutely iconic. This is level of growth everyone should aspire to reach 🤩
I aspire to this level of petty
November 1, 2026 at 12:46 AM
I aspire to this level of petty
Churchill had the guts to fight Hitler and the Nazis, he didn’t aspire to be them.
November 1, 2026 at 5:42 PM
Churchill had the guts to fight Hitler and the Nazis, he didn’t aspire to be them.
this is a level of delusion i aspire to be about mario
October 31, 2026 at 3:29 PM
this is a level of delusion i aspire to be about mario
The beacon we all aspire to be
November 3, 2026 at 4:17 AM
The beacon we all aspire to be
would be himbo, for how much longer must you aspire?
November 1, 2026 at 10:28 PM
would be himbo, for how much longer must you aspire?
I aspire to be to Rowf, and hope that through that process I can move past being Beaker
What Muppet are you.
November 2, 2026 at 3:54 PM
I aspire to be to Rowf, and hope that through that process I can move past being Beaker
the older I get, the more I aspire to be her
Atlantis Atlantis Movie
ALT: Atlantis Atlantis Movie
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November 3, 2026 at 11:37 AM
the older I get, the more I aspire to be her