Double-breasted assblaster!
October 19, 2025 at 2:38 PM
Double-breasted assblaster!
I'm convinced more Americans would use a bidet if they replaced the French name with something like "assblaster 3000"
January 21, 2026 at 12:21 AM
I'm convinced more Americans would use a bidet if they replaced the French name with something like "assblaster 3000"
Hot take Megan fox’s character should have gotten with a Transformer. Idc if it was a glup shitto or a new one called AssBlaster anything would’ve been better than weirdo that replaced her instantly with another girl
She should’ve been an autobot medic she has nerves of steel on the battlefield!
She should’ve been an autobot medic she has nerves of steel on the battlefield!
December 2, 2024 at 11:36 PM
Hot take Megan fox’s character should have gotten with a Transformer. Idc if it was a glup shitto or a new one called AssBlaster anything would’ve been better than weirdo that replaced her instantly with another girl
She should’ve been an autobot medic she has nerves of steel on the battlefield!
She should’ve been an autobot medic she has nerves of steel on the battlefield!
Someone: Just got me some Taco Bell!
Internet: Haha! Enjoy the diarrhea, bro!
More Internet: Yeah! That place is a real assblaster!
Media: This just in, Taco Bell giving people diarrhea in five states!
Internet: Now wait a fucking minute, that was Taylor Farms.
Internet: Haha! Enjoy the diarrhea, bro!
More Internet: Yeah! That place is a real assblaster!
Media: This just in, Taco Bell giving people diarrhea in five states!
Internet: Now wait a fucking minute, that was Taylor Farms.
July 17, 2026 at 10:01 PM
Someone: Just got me some Taco Bell!
Internet: Haha! Enjoy the diarrhea, bro!
More Internet: Yeah! That place is a real assblaster!
Media: This just in, Taco Bell giving people diarrhea in five states!
Internet: Now wait a fucking minute, that was Taylor Farms.
Internet: Haha! Enjoy the diarrhea, bro!
More Internet: Yeah! That place is a real assblaster!
Media: This just in, Taco Bell giving people diarrhea in five states!
Internet: Now wait a fucking minute, that was Taylor Farms.
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
November 30, 2024 at 1:26 AM
Yes, I'm religious. I believe in the holy trinity.
Graboid, Shrieker, Assblaster all great names for your partner
August 16, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Graboid, Shrieker, Assblaster all great names for your partner
Just realized there is a Tarkir deck that may help bolster my assblaster deck with Doran at the helm.
Noice
Noice
February 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Just realized there is a Tarkir deck that may help bolster my assblaster deck with Doran at the helm.
Noice
Noice
In case anyone was wondering:
Graboid - Father
Shrieker - Son
Assblaster - Holy Ghost
Graboid - Father
Shrieker - Son
Assblaster - Holy Ghost
November 30, 2024 at 3:12 AM
In case anyone was wondering:
Graboid - Father
Shrieker - Son
Assblaster - Holy Ghost
Graboid - Father
Shrieker - Son
Assblaster - Holy Ghost
My brother bought me an assblaster for Christmas
December 28, 2024 at 4:00 PM
My brother bought me an assblaster for Christmas
"Ssssoo we got to Airmaster, or as I like to call him, Assblaster because my blast got ass-ted and oooohhheeee boy, we're never getting to (pitched down) put on the dress at this point.
So R.I.P. Materia to Shroud Pfife and onto our 6th SOLDIER, you messed it and you guessed it: Cleud Strefe!"
So R.I.P. Materia to Shroud Pfife and onto our 6th SOLDIER, you messed it and you guessed it: Cleud Strefe!"
can you beat final fantasy 7 without money, materia, equipment and rolling dice before every boss and if it isn't box cars you have to restart
September 10, 2026 at 8:14 AM
"Ssssoo we got to Airmaster, or as I like to call him, Assblaster because my blast got ass-ted and oooohhheeee boy, we're never getting to (pitched down) put on the dress at this point.
So R.I.P. Materia to Shroud Pfife and onto our 6th SOLDIER, you messed it and you guessed it: Cleud Strefe!"
So R.I.P. Materia to Shroud Pfife and onto our 6th SOLDIER, you messed it and you guessed it: Cleud Strefe!"
Really not looking forward to drinking 2 liters of prescription AssBlaster 9000™ Sauce for my procedure on Wednesday 🙃
I hope to god my doctor can figure out what the fuck is wrong with me
I hope to god my doctor can figure out what the fuck is wrong with me
May 6, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Really not looking forward to drinking 2 liters of prescription AssBlaster 9000™ Sauce for my procedure on Wednesday 🙃
I hope to god my doctor can figure out what the fuck is wrong with me
I hope to god my doctor can figure out what the fuck is wrong with me
Graboid, Shriker, Assblaster, or Dirt Devil?
March 5, 2024 at 3:24 AM
Graboid, Shriker, Assblaster, or Dirt Devil?
I get that it's a 'toughness' thing rather than something to actually be enjoyed as food, but I prefer my hot sauces to taste good and not exist solely to burn my tongue. Gimme a good pineapple-coconut-habenaro sauce over the Assblaster 9000™ sauce anyday.
May 29, 2025 at 11:19 PM
I get that it's a 'toughness' thing rather than something to actually be enjoyed as food, but I prefer my hot sauces to taste good and not exist solely to burn my tongue. Gimme a good pineapple-coconut-habenaro sauce over the Assblaster 9000™ sauce anyday.
Rudy and the Assblaster 7000
September 4, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Rudy and the Assblaster 7000
Next week AssBlaster is coming to the White House!
June 15, 2026 at 8:42 PM
Next week AssBlaster is coming to the White House!
I'm sorry to bring over shit from the shit site but the Mega Man contest is only on there
But I kept getting so many Grok comments that I need to do something about my Robot Master design
Luckily it is still in wip stage but it still is so goddamn fucking assblaster frustrating
But I kept getting so many Grok comments that I need to do something about my Robot Master design
Luckily it is still in wip stage but it still is so goddamn fucking assblaster frustrating
December 30, 2025 at 11:30 PM
I'm sorry to bring over shit from the shit site but the Mega Man contest is only on there
But I kept getting so many Grok comments that I need to do something about my Robot Master design
Luckily it is still in wip stage but it still is so goddamn fucking assblaster frustrating
But I kept getting so many Grok comments that I need to do something about my Robot Master design
Luckily it is still in wip stage but it still is so goddamn fucking assblaster frustrating
Makes it even funnier that they're some of the most industrious mercenaries in the setting. Imagine being some peasant Spearman levy in cathay and then Gorgut Headthumper Assblaster ducks into your tent and is like "hey check this out" and bends over and braps the flesh from your bones
October 27, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Makes it even funnier that they're some of the most industrious mercenaries in the setting. Imagine being some peasant Spearman levy in cathay and then Gorgut Headthumper Assblaster ducks into your tent and is like "hey check this out" and bends over and braps the flesh from your bones
C:/Program Files/AssBlaster
December 4, 2025 at 6:43 PM
C:/Program Files/AssBlaster
I sent you my assblaster please respond
August 1, 2026 at 1:34 AM
I sent you my assblaster please respond
Assblaster 2000 is still the best name of a gun ever and Tremors is to thank for it
October 20, 2024 at 8:09 PM
Assblaster 2000 is still the best name of a gun ever and Tremors is to thank for it
They missed an opportunity and could have called the product Assblaster 2000.
January 5, 2024 at 4:36 PM
They missed an opportunity and could have called the product Assblaster 2000.
some of the New Customers included ... i can't remember exactly, but generally it was along the lines of Dick Wiggelshit, Steven Fucks, Master Assblaster, and so on. I was 23, I am requesting a pass for these
My director supervisor had failed to clarify however that this was the preview database
My director supervisor had failed to clarify however that this was the preview database
June 30, 2025 at 9:04 PM
some of the New Customers included ... i can't remember exactly, but generally it was along the lines of Dick Wiggelshit, Steven Fucks, Master Assblaster, and so on. I was 23, I am requesting a pass for these
My director supervisor had failed to clarify however that this was the preview database
My director supervisor had failed to clarify however that this was the preview database