#AssPants
September 6, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Nice asspants (complimentary)
Nice, asspants (derogatory)
Trying to figure out whether 'asspants' is a valid insult or simply a description of many pants
July 7, 2023 at 3:18 PM
When beck said "chain-smoke Kansas flashdance asspants" that really spoke to me
August 21, 2023 at 5:01 PM
“culo” is also “ass” in Spanish. lol, I never considered the implication that “culottes” sort of implicates culottes as being “asspants.”
June 22, 2026 at 1:19 PM
Trying to figure out whether 'asspants' is a valid insult or simply a description of many pants
July 7, 2023 at 3:16 PM
March 20, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Well flashdance asspants, this is exciting
February 24, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Maybe all pants are asspants.
June 22, 2026 at 1:27 PM
first reveal, can u rate my boobs
May 29, 2026 at 2:01 PM
"...had to do Red Cross."

Now do Obamacare, asspants.
Q: Did you post that picture of yourself depicted as Jesus Christ?

TRUMP: I did post it and I thought it was me as a doctor and had to do Red Cross. Only the fake news could come up with that one.
April 13, 2026 at 5:11 PM
To be honest, what scares me most about Asspants Vance is that he may be seen as a "more acceptable" republican to those who are having regrets about Trump, should Trump croak in office. There's going to be a "sweet spot" when that could happen and Vance could both escape scrutiny and be somewhat
July 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Chainsmoke Kansas Flashdance Asspants
July 24, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Aslan asspants
January 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
Badass McCool Pants. AssPants for short. /j
November 6, 2024 at 7:34 PM
At the moment it's "Hotwax". Not only have you got "silver foxes looking for romance in the chainsmoke kansas flashdance asspants" but the instrumentation is so good, the overdriven harmonica, and all the instruments and samples cheekily sneaking in and out as it snakes around.
June 18, 2026 at 12:59 PM
silver foxes looking for romances... flashdance... asspants.
the man is wearing sunglasses and making a funny face .
ALT: the man is wearing sunglasses and making a funny face .
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November 18, 2025 at 5:53 AM
I mean, I guess the aristocratic version of culottes WERE painted-on asspants as we would understand them. The version of culottes in women’s fashion just looks nothing like the original, which I think is why I never put that together.
June 22, 2026 at 1:59 PM
#FinalFantasyTactics #FanArt Shitty attempt on a cloak, but I imagined Ramza’s party started to wear cloaks with the white bull head on the back just like the one on his chest (his blue armor asspants) as a huge FUCK YOU to the church and Delita lmao.
December 22, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Chainsmoke Kansas flashdance asspants
June 18, 2026 at 12:34 PM
i am wearing some new asspants today
November 6, 2024 at 11:01 AM