let's talk about how assless chaps should fit 🧵
November 16, 2024 at 4:47 AM
let's talk about how assless chaps should fit 🧵
They’re not “assless chaps” all chaps are assless! If they had an ass they’d just be pants!
Everyone activate emergency discourse topics: mine is that I think the two guys from ABBA have definitely seen each other naked
April 5, 2026 at 8:20 AM
They’re not “assless chaps” all chaps are assless! If they had an ass they’d just be pants!
Assless chaps aren’t made for assless chaps
January 19, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Assless chaps aren’t made for assless chaps
I always thought 'assless chaps' referred to skinny English guys.
May 27, 2025 at 2:52 PM
I always thought 'assless chaps' referred to skinny English guys.
Holy shit you guys. I get it. Chaps are assless. So to say assless chaps is redundant.
July 25, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Holy shit you guys. I get it. Chaps are assless. So to say assless chaps is redundant.
July 24, 2026 at 3:13 PM
Aren't all chaps assless? Otherwise they'd be pants, right?
December 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Aren't all chaps assless? Otherwise they'd be pants, right?
Counterpoint: It's much more fun to say "assless chaps" redundant though it might be
Guys, listen. All chaps are assless. That's what makes them chaps. They're armor for your pants. If they had asses they, themselves, would be pants.
June 26, 2024 at 1:52 AM
Counterpoint: It's much more fun to say "assless chaps" redundant though it might be
I only buy assless chapstick
June 13, 2025 at 12:20 AM
I only buy assless chapstick
"assless" is a very funny word to say though, and "assless chaps" is a cellar door-tier phrase
October 19, 2025 at 3:29 AM
"assless" is a very funny word to say though, and "assless chaps" is a cellar door-tier phrase
Mandate pants are basically assless chaps.
March 11, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Mandate pants are basically assless chaps.
September 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Assless Chaps? Assless Chaps.
July 22, 2025 at 6:45 PM
Assless Chaps? Assless Chaps.
Cub finally got some assless chaps🍑
July 28, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Cub finally got some assless chaps🍑
might be time for some assless chaps, cowboy
July 21, 2025 at 8:02 PM
might be time for some assless chaps, cowboy
The leather chaps that we all will wear are assless for ventilation's sake.
October 19, 2025 at 2:18 AM
The leather chaps that we all will wear are assless for ventilation's sake.
but Derek, aren't all chaps assless?
November 16, 2024 at 4:48 AM
but Derek, aren't all chaps assless?
Grindt went down faster than a Bible when the assless chaps came out.
September 10, 2026 at 4:05 PM
Grindt went down faster than a Bible when the assless chaps came out.
Donald Trump saluted the YMCA guy wearing the assless chaps.
Somewhere in the depths of hell, Roy Cohn is smiling.
Somewhere in the depths of hell, Roy Cohn is smiling.
January 20, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Donald Trump saluted the YMCA guy wearing the assless chaps.
Somewhere in the depths of hell, Roy Cohn is smiling.
Somewhere in the depths of hell, Roy Cohn is smiling.
September 23, 2026 at 1:17 PM
No matter what you're thinking, assless chaps are not appropriate for a funeral.
July 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
No matter what you're thinking, assless chaps are not appropriate for a funeral.