My head assploded and harsh words came out after reading the ABCs stupidest ever 730 report on EVs
So, you've decided to write a terrible EV piece.
An early column, because I'm away this Friday.
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April 22, 2026 at 1:24 AM
My head assploded and harsh words came out after reading the ABCs stupidest ever 730 report on EVs
it'd be cool if like, his head just assploded or somethin
March 5, 2025 at 1:28 AM
it'd be cool if like, his head just assploded or somethin
The Assploded Head: A Star Wars Story
My head's assplode
September 6, 2026 at 5:52 PM
The Assploded Head: A Star Wars Story
"papa, mein favoritin pödkastische ich ein assploded"
September 12, 2025 at 5:40 PM
"papa, mein favoritin pödkastische ich ein assploded"
just treating bird flu as if it has already assploded everywhere since they’re definitely gonna be handling that in a criminally negligent way
January 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
just treating bird flu as if it has already assploded everywhere since they’re definitely gonna be handling that in a criminally negligent way
Was me speeding the wife home before she assploded about an hour ago.
June 6, 2024 at 2:26 AM
Was me speeding the wife home before she assploded about an hour ago.
My brane haz assploded
March 4, 2026 at 3:24 AM
My brane haz assploded
I opened a bottle of sriracha the other day and it assploded and some of it got on my EYELID. I managed to wash it off without killing my mucous membranes jfc that was a close one.
June 13, 2025 at 2:23 AM
I opened a bottle of sriracha the other day and it assploded and some of it got on my EYELID. I managed to wash it off without killing my mucous membranes jfc that was a close one.
He assploded for our sins
July 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
He assploded for our sins
And that's when Dan Bongino's fat head assploded...
February 12, 2026 at 4:37 AM
And that's when Dan Bongino's fat head assploded...
I was all, wow it assploded but my son said, that was rocket number 8, he's fully expecting to have to blow up nearly 100 rockets before he gets it right. Guess that's were the kids' cancer research, veterans, school lunches money etc is going
March 7, 2025 at 6:27 AM
I was all, wow it assploded but my son said, that was rocket number 8, he's fully expecting to have to blow up nearly 100 rockets before he gets it right. Guess that's were the kids' cancer research, veterans, school lunches money etc is going
The genetics part of my brain also just assploded. And I'm a geneticist.
July 23, 2025 at 10:55 AM
The genetics part of my brain also just assploded. And I'm a geneticist.
Is this bad? This seems bad. Funny how he's never gone up in one of his own rockets yet 🤔
January 16, 2025 at 11:07 PM
Is this bad? This seems bad. Funny how he's never gone up in one of his own rockets yet 🤔
The wheels on my 15 year old suitcase from MEC finally met a gap they couldn't span (Line 4 train to platform) and basically assploded omw home from Bayview. Literally the only thing wrong with the suitcase.
I feel like suitcase wheels should be made of steel, and not plastic.
I feel like suitcase wheels should be made of steel, and not plastic.
September 4, 2025 at 2:01 AM
The wheels on my 15 year old suitcase from MEC finally met a gap they couldn't span (Line 4 train to platform) and basically assploded omw home from Bayview. Literally the only thing wrong with the suitcase.
I feel like suitcase wheels should be made of steel, and not plastic.
I feel like suitcase wheels should be made of steel, and not plastic.
It's so cold my hotdogs aren't assploded and burnt from the microwave the way I like. This is blasphemy against me.
January 16, 2026 at 9:55 PM
It's so cold my hotdogs aren't assploded and burnt from the microwave the way I like. This is blasphemy against me.
okay just saw 1 example and it cost more than glass.
And it might yellow over time or get cloudy if you use the wrong cleanser...
My thought was why wouldn't I want it to be cloudy for privacy.
My shower curtain has never assploded.
And it might yellow over time or get cloudy if you use the wrong cleanser...
My thought was why wouldn't I want it to be cloudy for privacy.
My shower curtain has never assploded.
May 5, 2026 at 1:49 PM
okay just saw 1 example and it cost more than glass.
And it might yellow over time or get cloudy if you use the wrong cleanser...
My thought was why wouldn't I want it to be cloudy for privacy.
My shower curtain has never assploded.
And it might yellow over time or get cloudy if you use the wrong cleanser...
My thought was why wouldn't I want it to be cloudy for privacy.
My shower curtain has never assploded.
first day of the new year n a cybertruck gets assploded in front of vegas’ trump tower, incredible start
January 1, 2025 at 9:22 PM
first day of the new year n a cybertruck gets assploded in front of vegas’ trump tower, incredible start
OMG, a woman of color had the AUDACITY to sue Trump in court and WON!
No wonder his head assploded last night on Truth Social.
No wonder his head assploded last night on Truth Social.
Thank you, Rep Joyce Beatty! Nobody else tried to do it. I appreciate it very much!👏👏👏
May 30, 2026 at 7:46 PM
OMG, a woman of color had the AUDACITY to sue Trump in court and WON!
No wonder his head assploded last night on Truth Social.
No wonder his head assploded last night on Truth Social.
Oh no he assploded!
January 1, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Oh no he assploded!
Ya mean assploded
July 3, 2026 at 6:01 PM
Ya mean assploded
Oh wow! My brain just assploded!!!
November 26, 2025 at 5:47 AM
Oh wow! My brain just assploded!!!
…spent several intervening years in the seemingly smaller, quainter european tech orbit, but quickly became disillusioned. I plotted my path away gradually, though the industry assploded and hastened my exit. Happy to be outside all that now, especially seeing the developments over the last decade.
September 17, 2026 at 8:12 AM
…spent several intervening years in the seemingly smaller, quainter european tech orbit, but quickly became disillusioned. I plotted my path away gradually, though the industry assploded and hastened my exit. Happy to be outside all that now, especially seeing the developments over the last decade.
My mind has just assploded too. Eish (as we say round these parts)!
June 3, 2026 at 1:29 PM
My mind has just assploded too. Eish (as we say round these parts)!
i had a rude kitty-initiated wakeup (he knocked a glass bottle off the kitchen counter and it assploded), but other than that it's been pretty good so far!
August 11, 2024 at 3:24 PM
i had a rude kitty-initiated wakeup (he knocked a glass bottle off the kitchen counter and it assploded), but other than that it's been pretty good so far!
One for me. The day before the Challenger assploded. Haven't been in one since as the responsibility is too great.
April 10, 2026 at 3:28 PM
One for me. The day before the Challenger assploded. Haven't been in one since as the responsibility is too great.