#Assplow
Tyler Assplow
April 6, 2025 at 6:25 PM
5 things you will probably find in most of my books:

- Trans people! Usually going through some stuff
- Creative swearing ("assplow", "turdcano" etc)
- The possible end of the world
- Tortured queer romance
- Oh god, what happened to that guy's head
5 things you will probably find in most of my books:

- a late-bloomer lesbian (seriously how did I not see this pattern until after I came out)
- a scrappy futch with anxiety
- angst over a dead/dying parent
- moments of sweeping interiority where I break the rules about no run-on sentences
- CATS
5 things you will probably find in most of my books:

- quiet moments of comfort
- complicated family and friendship dynamics
- wry humor
- witty dialogue
- diverse casts of characters with a lot to say

Tell me your 5 things!
June 16, 2026 at 2:36 AM
And obviously hahaha take that Simeon you Pee Wee Herman looking assplow
December 16, 2025 at 11:37 PM