#Assuming
So we're just assuming that a spy would only date someone to get their secrets? Spies aren't human and can't fall in love??
November 10, 2026 at 6:49 PM
You're assuming he has any courage.
November 10, 2026 at 1:38 PM
Assuming this is the same bill

bsky.app/profile/riog...
A vote is set for tomorrow, Mon. 11/9 on BAAJA, a 494 page bill authored in the R-controlled Senate. It would slash bedrock laws under the pretext they are “red tape.”

“But these laws are not red tape. They are the core of a healthy democracy that respects people and place.”
Opinion: Permitting reform bill spells danger for wildlife, acequias
As leaders dedicated to a thriving, resilient future for all New Mexicans, we are united in our opposition to the Bipartisan American Affordability and Jobs Act.
www.santafenewmexican.com
November 9, 2026 at 1:28 AM
assuming mjh is "Mister Jensen Huang"
November 10, 2026 at 12:47 PM
Banning online sports gambling.

Or lock sports books out of the credit card transactional system, assuming that the former isn’t possible.
What is an unsexy policy that if passed would immediately help millions of people?
November 10, 2026 at 6:33 PM
Why are we all assuming Jensen Huang pulled a spy baddie by giving her sensitive information and not with his awesome jacket?
November 8, 2026 at 8:20 PM
Assuming there’s enough votes to impeach, what matters is the conviction phase.
November 9, 2026 at 4:24 PM
I’m assuming that link passing the joint picture.
November 9, 2026 at 4:38 AM
assuming a spherical coin of uniform density, it would be impossible to land on "heads" or "tails". QED, ...
most awesome politics tweet of all time?
November 6, 2026 at 7:56 PM
At this point just assuming that every single cis man who talks about "gender ideology" is doing a "look, squirrel!" to distract from something else is going to be a very safe bet
Jimmy Carr is an anti-trans bigot, who also uses his anti-trans attitudes as a cover for his reactionary anti-feminism stances.

Anyway, just leaving this here.
November 8, 2026 at 11:06 AM
I'm assuming his name is Len
November 7, 2026 at 12:14 AM
correction: xbox has had gifting for almost a decade, I apologize for assuming they were lame and backwards in every way instead of just most of them
November 10, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Their mistake assuming geese can't read.
November 9, 2026 at 6:19 PM
If Dana Bash didn't immediately slap this nonsense down — and I’m assuming she didn’t — she should be removed from this role immediately.

The host of a Sunday political news show should have a passing understanding of the basics
November 8, 2026 at 3:11 PM
I’m assuming Bernie gets a pass?
November 8, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Folks: If you're not already, Impeachment Week is a good day to follow @ringwiss.bsky.social for details like ... Mike Johnson won't get to pick impeachment managers (assuming he'll vote against), the pro-impeachment majority will.

So Massie can hypothetically lead this.
Managers are appointed by the House.
November 10, 2026 at 4:18 PM
I'm assuming you accidentally found out right?
November 10, 2026 at 6:26 PM
lmao. I'm assuming the shade is intentional but 🤷
Q: Have you spoken to Sen. McConnell about this effort?

MASSIE: I have not, but if it were possible to have a conversation with McConnell ...
November 9, 2026 at 9:25 PM
Not casting aspersions, not assuming the worst. Just watch out for easily avoidable banana peels, people!
Very important for every progressive Democrat in the blue wave to keep it in their pants. I remember the years after 08 far too well
November 10, 2026 at 4:37 AM
I'm assuming she applied under a fake name such as Dana Extremely White
November 10, 2026 at 12:38 AM
there are 21 different FBS stadiums that could hold Every Cybertruck Owner In Existence (and that's assuming each purchaser only bought one cybertruck)
Just to put a bow on this:

When Musk announced the Cybertruck in 2019 he said it would available in late 2021 and cost $40k.
He and Tesla bulls hyped the 1.5 million “waiting list”.
He projected 250-500 k sales/year.

It showed up in late 2023
It cost $100k

Lifetime sales (wait for it)

71k
November 6, 2026 at 4:25 PM
You're assuming that I'm super jazzed about existing.
November 10, 2026 at 8:13 AM
Assuming no one is mad at me all day today, as a little treat
November 10, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Assuming the Democrats get 260 incoming House members? Jeffries only needs 131 votes to win. He'll get waaay more than that. Assuming 55 Senate seats (Independents Angus King and Bernie Sanders get to vote) Schumer need 28 votes. It might be tighter for Schumer but he'll get the votes. 16/17
November 9, 2026 at 4:35 PM