I NEVER LOST FAITH IN JACK SHORT!!!! #AstrosWin
July 13, 2025 at 2:54 AM
I NEVER LOST FAITH IN JACK SHORT!!!! #AstrosWin
BRYAN SOUSA! THAT’S MY DOGGGG!!! #AstrosWin
August 12, 2025 at 2:54 AM
BRYAN SOUSA! THAT’S MY DOGGGG!!! #AstrosWin
Never mind. That dude sucks! Lol. #AstrosWin
June 21, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Never mind. That dude sucks! Lol. #AstrosWin
No one needed this more than us. (No one has it worse!) #AstrosWin
August 9, 2025 at 2:28 AM
No one needed this more than us. (No one has it worse!) #AstrosWin
March 27, 2025 at 10:59 PM
When one Bryan lets us down, another Bryan lifts us up. That’s Houston Astros baseball! #AstrosWin
June 26, 2025 at 8:54 PM
When one Bryan lets us down, another Bryan lifts us up. That’s Houston Astros baseball! #AstrosWin
March 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
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April 1, 2026 at 8:49 PM
Dodgers fans had this game marked on their calendar, had trouble sleeping last night, and then the Astros bare-asses sat on their couch and gave them the worst beating in Dodger Stadium history. #AstrosWin
July 5, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Dodgers fans had this game marked on their calendar, had trouble sleeping last night, and then the Astros bare-asses sat on their couch and gave them the worst beating in Dodger Stadium history. #AstrosWin
April 3, 2025 at 10:49 PM
Happy Father’s Day, everyone! And a very special Father’s Day to my future stepdad, Glen (sorry for what I did to your CPAP)! #AstrosWin #AstrosGlen
June 15, 2025 at 8:53 PM
Happy Father’s Day, everyone! And a very special Father’s Day to my future stepdad, Glen (sorry for what I did to your CPAP)! #AstrosWin #AstrosGlen
That’s Paul Skenes? That’s the big bad wolf? Owned his ass! #AstrosWin
June 4, 2025 at 1:06 AM
That’s Paul Skenes? That’s the big bad wolf? Owned his ass! #AstrosWin