who’s building ATlassian
September 30, 2024 at 11:21 PM
who’s building ATlassian
Atlassian
Just found out Sydney doesn’t have Off Ya Tree… where do Sydneysiders go to get impulse piercings?
July 3, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Atlassian
✍🏻 Atlassian Williams Racing
February 11, 2025 at 12:18 PM
✍🏻 Atlassian Williams Racing
Atlassian hat Vasilios Syrakis, den Ingenieur gefeuert, der ihre Infrastruktur aufgebaut hat.
Und seine Antwort darauf?
Er hat das gesamte Playbook in einem YouTube enthüllt.
Und seine Antwort darauf?
Er hat das gesamte Playbook in einem YouTube enthüllt.
I was laid off by Atlassian
YouTube video by Vasilios Syrakis
youtu.be
May 18, 2026 at 6:07 PM
Atlassian hat Vasilios Syrakis, den Ingenieur gefeuert, der ihre Infrastruktur aufgebaut hat.
Und seine Antwort darauf?
Er hat das gesamte Playbook in einem YouTube enthüllt.
Und seine Antwort darauf?
Er hat das gesamte Playbook in einem YouTube enthüllt.
Negative 80% ROI is the sort of maths you’d expect from the guys at Atlassian
For every $100 invested in data centres, $80 leaves Australia almost immediately www.smh.com.au/technology/f...
For every $100 in data centres, $80 leaves Australia almost immediately
Data centres are the infrastructure boom of the decade. But how much of the investment actually stays in the country?
www.smh.com.au
April 6, 2026 at 10:45 AM
Negative 80% ROI is the sort of maths you’d expect from the guys at Atlassian
out of all company it's atlassian
The Browser Company, maker of Arc and Dia, is being acquired
The company behind the Dia and Arc browsers is being acquired
$610 million is a pretty big number for a web browser
buff.ly
September 4, 2025 at 12:40 PM
out of all company it's atlassian
I predict Atlassian will write off this entire acquisition within five years techcrunch.com/2025/09/04/a...
Atlassian to buy Arc developer The Browser Company for $610M | TechCrunch
The Browser Company's CEO Josh Miller said that his company will operate independently under Atlassian and will continue to develop Dia, the browser it started working on last year after deciding to s...
techcrunch.com
September 5, 2025 at 10:19 AM
I predict Atlassian will write off this entire acquisition within five years techcrunch.com/2025/09/04/a...
February 26, 2025 at 8:49 AM
Atlassian Shrugged
July 7, 2026 at 3:09 AM
Atlassian Shrugged
Obviously Atlassian is investing heavily in making JIRA slower.
One of the biggest mind-bends is this:
Atlassian, the creator of JIRA, founded 23 years ago is NOT profitable. This is despite generating $4.6B in revenue (!!)
Linear, founded in 2019, building “the modern JIRA for startups/scaleups” IS profitable.
Make it make sense
Atlassian, the creator of JIRA, founded 23 years ago is NOT profitable. This is despite generating $4.6B in revenue (!!)
Linear, founded in 2019, building “the modern JIRA for startups/scaleups” IS profitable.
Make it make sense
February 21, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Obviously Atlassian is investing heavily in making JIRA slower.
will the person who wore the Atlassian hat to an orgy please return to either San Francisco or Sydney, we can’t handle this here
April 1, 2026 at 1:12 AM
will the person who wore the Atlassian hat to an orgy please return to either San Francisco or Sydney, we can’t handle this here
Goth strafe Atlassian
April 3, 2025 at 2:07 PM
Goth strafe Atlassian
Atlassian worried; vows to invest heavily in making Jira even slower and clunkier.
Linear, which makes software development and project planning tools that rival Atlassian's Jira, raised an $82M Series C led by Accel, valuing it at $1.25B (Anna Tong/Reuters)
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June 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Atlassian worried; vows to invest heavily in making Jira even slower and clunkier.
This isn't a Hallmark movie, this is an Atlassian Original Series.
Hallmark movie concept: a UX designer heading home to their small town for the holidays runs into their PM who turns out to be from the same town.
Unfortunately because their relationship is sequenced using Kanban, they never get to the point where they declare their feelings to one another.
Unfortunately because their relationship is sequenced using Kanban, they never get to the point where they declare their feelings to one another.
December 14, 2025 at 4:13 AM
This isn't a Hallmark movie, this is an Atlassian Original Series.
Atlassian should totally do Atlassian Original Films, it'd be hilarious.
December 14, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Atlassian should totally do Atlassian Original Films, it'd be hilarious.
Statement from Atlassian Williams F1 Team.
January 23, 2026 at 1:34 PM
Statement from Atlassian Williams F1 Team.
Atlassian Williams F1 Team reveal 2026 livery
www.f1network.net/main/william...
www.f1network.net/main/william...
February 3, 2026 at 2:52 PM
Atlassian Williams F1 Team reveal 2026 livery
www.f1network.net/main/william...
www.f1network.net/main/william...
That word is doing an Atlassian amount of lifting.
September 4, 2026 at 6:26 PM
That word is doing an Atlassian amount of lifting.
atlassian keeps moving the "be profitable" trello card to backlog
February 21, 2025 at 5:47 PM
atlassian keeps moving the "be profitable" trello card to backlog
looks like an atlassian product or something
the new app icon for this place sucks shit
November 2, 2025 at 2:46 PM
looks like an atlassian product or something
Tools Atlassian will implement:
+ AI to "adjust tone" of a single sentence you're writing
Tools Atlassian will not implement:
+ ability to export Confluence pages to Markdown
+ AI to "adjust tone" of a single sentence you're writing
Tools Atlassian will not implement:
+ ability to export Confluence pages to Markdown
September 5, 2024 at 1:55 PM
Tools Atlassian will implement:
+ AI to "adjust tone" of a single sentence you're writing
Tools Atlassian will not implement:
+ ability to export Confluence pages to Markdown
+ AI to "adjust tone" of a single sentence you're writing
Tools Atlassian will not implement:
+ ability to export Confluence pages to Markdown
"I work for Atlassian. If you don't know what Atlassian is
.... well, lucky you."
top notch banter @kawaiicon.bsky.social #kawaiicon
.... well, lucky you."
top notch banter @kawaiicon.bsky.social #kawaiicon
November 7, 2025 at 3:35 AM
"I work for Atlassian. If you don't know what Atlassian is
.... well, lucky you."
top notch banter @kawaiicon.bsky.social #kawaiicon
.... well, lucky you."
top notch banter @kawaiicon.bsky.social #kawaiicon