We don’t answer to alleged higher authorities 😉
January 25, 2025 at 2:37 AM
We don’t answer to alleged higher authorities 😉
Authorities Unearth Mass Grave Of Trump Advisors https://theonion.com/authorities-unearth-mass-grave-of-trump-advisors/
May 11, 2026 at 3:00 PM
Authorities Unearth Mass Grave Of Trump Advisors https://theonion.com/authorities-unearth-mass-grave-of-trump-advisors/
to keep functioning, society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
Trump lies: "Oil will come dropping down as soon as Iran gives up, as soon as the war is over, which will be soon. Prices for groceries have come way down for Biden. Almost every price has come way down. And remember one thing -- oil is less expensive now than it was under the Biden administration."
September 27, 2026 at 12:45 PM
to keep functioning, society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
December 8, 2024 at 1:32 AM
a cloak believed to belong to the shooter transformed into a dozen beautiful white doves and flew away, Authorities said,
(AFP) - A dozen Teslas were torched in France in what authorities are treating as an arson attack, the prosecutor's office said Monday.
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Dozen Teslas torched outside French dealership: authorities
A dozen Teslas were torched in France in what authorities are treating as an arson attack, the prosecutor's office said Monday.
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March 3, 2025 at 6:01 PM
(AFP) - A dozen Teslas were torched in France in what authorities are treating as an arson attack, the prosecutor's office said Monday.
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The Trump administration’s table of authorities in this filing:
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June 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
The Trump administration’s table of authorities in this filing:
Neil The Seal Killed In Shootout With Authorities https://theonion.com/neil-the-seal-killed-in-shootout-with-authorities/
July 10, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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Authorities first need to rule out light rain
(AFP) - A dozen Teslas were torched in France in what authorities are treating as an arson attack, the prosecutor's office said Monday.
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Dozen Teslas torched outside French dealership: authorities
A dozen Teslas were torched in France in what authorities are treating as an arson attack, the prosecutor's office said Monday.
www.france24.com
March 4, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Authorities first need to rule out light rain
Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:
March 13, 2025 at 8:28 PM
Notice to flat-Earthers all around the globe: Please alert the authorities if tonight’s Total Lunar Eclipse looks like this:
"Authorities say it is unclear why Klan member lit a cross."
April 19, 2025 at 6:32 PM
"Authorities say it is unclear why Klan member lit a cross."
NEW: Minnesota sues federal authorities over Good, Pretti investigations www.ms.now/news/minneso...
Minnesota sues federal authorities over Good, Pretti investigations
State and local law enforcement say the administration thwarted their attempts to review the killings by immigration officers.
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March 24, 2026 at 6:54 PM
NEW: Minnesota sues federal authorities over Good, Pretti investigations www.ms.now/news/minneso...
Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
December 3, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Authorities Abandon Search For Missing Girl After Finding Huge Bass While Dredging Lake
Breaking: South Korean authorities arrested President Yoon at 10:33 a.m.
January 15, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Breaking: South Korean authorities arrested President Yoon at 10:33 a.m.
Canadian authorities display 835 kilograms of seized drugs smuggled across the US border into Canada...🇨🇦
March 6, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Canadian authorities display 835 kilograms of seized drugs smuggled across the US border into Canada...🇨🇦
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Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Sabrina Carpenter made the White House delete their fuck ass tweet.
December 5, 2025 at 9:10 PM
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Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
Let me tell you kids about another carpenter who wasn’t very popular with the authorities
United States Supreme Court rules 5-4 that South Korean authorities cannot arrest President Yoon
Breaking: South Korean authorities arrested President Yoon at 10:33 a.m.
January 15, 2025 at 2:44 AM
United States Supreme Court rules 5-4 that South Korean authorities cannot arrest President Yoon
to keep functioning a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
Stephen Miller: "There has never in history been a more total asymmetric one-sided annihilation of the enemy than what is unfolding right now in Iran"
August 1, 2026 at 12:58 PM
to keep functioning a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
The incident is under investigation, but authorities do not believe the men were actually associated with DOGE. If you are in local government and encounter a similar situation, please contact authorities directly, as was done in this case.
February 15, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The incident is under investigation, but authorities do not believe the men were actually associated with DOGE. If you are in local government and encounter a similar situation, please contact authorities directly, as was done in this case.
to keep functioning a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
After the FBI denied "children were zip-tied or hit with rubber bullets" in a raid in Wilder, Idaho, the FBI said no "young" children were.
The updated statement came after KIVI-TV sent FBI photo reportedly showing 14-year-old U.S. citizen in zip ties.
The updated statement came after KIVI-TV sent FBI photo reportedly showing 14-year-old U.S. citizen in zip ties.
FBI backtracks on denying children were zip tied in Idaho raid, saying instead no ‘young’ kids were • Idaho Capital Sun
After the FBI denied "children were zip-tied or hit with rubber bullets" in raid in Wilder, Idaho, FBI says no "young" children were.
idahocapitalsun.com
October 23, 2025 at 10:04 AM
to keep functioning a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
a society that would like to keep functioning must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
Mike Johnson on Trump: "His approval ratings are skyrocketing. CNN had a story a day or two ago -- he was at a 90 percent approval rating! There's never been a president that high."
July 18, 2025 at 1:30 PM
a society that would like to keep functioning must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
to keep functioning, a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
Sen. Roger Marshall: "Who didn't have a friend who took this vaccine and had some time of complication? A stroke, a blood clot, a young man getting some type of heart inflammation. That's what destroyed the trust in the American people for our government."
July 29, 2026 at 12:33 PM
to keep functioning, a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
Authorities are baffled when the potential backpack shooter pulls out his ‘Get out of jail free’ card.
December 9, 2024 at 5:30 PM
Authorities are baffled when the potential backpack shooter pulls out his ‘Get out of jail free’ card.
How Deportation Works
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to keep functioning, a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities
NEW: I reviewed a text chain provided by an acquaintance of Graham Platner where the person discussed with others Platner’s Nazi-like tattoo months before the story became public, undercutting claims Platner only recently learned of it.
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Graham Platner’s claims that he didn’t know tattoo was Nazi-linked undercut by new evidence | CNN Politics
A KFile investigation has uncovered mounting evidence that Platner — a Marine veteran— was aware of and defended the use of Nazi symbolism that had come to be embraced by some members of the military.
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October 25, 2025 at 1:20 AM
to keep functioning, a society must discourage baldfaced lying, especially by authorities