Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
August 31, 2026 at 2:57 PM
Are you Siri? Because you autocomplete me.
I'm putting together a slide illustrating how generative AI is being forced on people even though they don't want it, and this is sort of funny.
Here's are Google's autocomplete suggestions for "google gemini how to", and Bing's autocomplete suggestions for for "microsoft copilot how to".
Here's are Google's autocomplete suggestions for "google gemini how to", and Bing's autocomplete suggestions for for "microsoft copilot how to".
March 2, 2025 at 6:41 PM
I'm putting together a slide illustrating how generative AI is being forced on people even though they don't want it, and this is sort of funny.
Here's are Google's autocomplete suggestions for "google gemini how to", and Bing's autocomplete suggestions for for "microsoft copilot how to".
Here's are Google's autocomplete suggestions for "google gemini how to", and Bing's autocomplete suggestions for for "microsoft copilot how to".
dude you took autocomplete and fed it cocaine and magic mushrooms calm down
BREAKING: Heads of major AI firms warn the UN that without intervention, "AI could be a risk to humanity as a whole".
Heads of AI firms tell UN Security Council that it could be a risk to all humanity
The heads of major artificial intelligence firms pleaded with the United Nations to set controls over the burgeoning technology they are designing in order to save the world — or at least its people.
bit.ly
September 23, 2026 at 11:56 PM
dude you took autocomplete and fed it cocaine and magic mushrooms calm down
Gonna start calling ChatGPT Grand Theft Autocomplete
December 23, 2023 at 2:49 PM
Gonna start calling ChatGPT Grand Theft Autocomplete
it is easier to imagine death by autocomplete than death by capitalism
I don't even know what to make of AI Doom anymore. Ezra Klein out there, a true believer, "agnostic about the possibility of human extinction." Jeez Louise, is all I say
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/o...
www.nytimes.com/2026/09/20/o...
Opinion | There Is Something We Have to Do Right Now About A.I. (Gift Article)
Letting A.I. patrol its own frontier is like asking Jesse James to patrol the Wild West.
www.nytimes.com
September 22, 2026 at 2:42 AM
it is easier to imagine death by autocomplete than death by capitalism
autocomplete has fallen.
February 10, 2025 at 5:07 AM
autocomplete has fallen.
Autocomplete should be functioning as usual now!
Autocomplete suggestions on search, posting, and other forms aren't working at the moment. We're looking into it.
February 22, 2025 at 6:56 AM
Autocomplete should be functioning as usual now!
thanks autocomplete i did mean bitches and gravy
October 21, 2023 at 1:33 PM
thanks autocomplete i did mean bitches and gravy
fancy autocomplete (derogatory) vs fancy autocomplete (laudatory)
September 20, 2026 at 5:57 PM
fancy autocomplete (derogatory) vs fancy autocomplete (laudatory)
we're weeks away from "only a good guy with autocomplete on cocaine and magic mushrooms can stop a bad guy with autocomplete on cocaine and magic mushrooms"
September 23, 2026 at 11:58 PM
we're weeks away from "only a good guy with autocomplete on cocaine and magic mushrooms can stop a bad guy with autocomplete on cocaine and magic mushrooms"
Nothing to see here, just autocorrect suggesting the word "wrong" to autocomplete "Obviously scientists are"....
I tried dozens of occupations. Lawyers, bankers, politicians, farmers, accountants, you name it.
Only "scientists" and "epidemiologists" get "wrong" as a suggested auto-completion.
I tried dozens of occupations. Lawyers, bankers, politicians, farmers, accountants, you name it.
Only "scientists" and "epidemiologists" get "wrong" as a suggested auto-completion.
March 8, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Nothing to see here, just autocorrect suggesting the word "wrong" to autocomplete "Obviously scientists are"....
I tried dozens of occupations. Lawyers, bankers, politicians, farmers, accountants, you name it.
Only "scientists" and "epidemiologists" get "wrong" as a suggested auto-completion.
I tried dozens of occupations. Lawyers, bankers, politicians, farmers, accountants, you name it.
Only "scientists" and "epidemiologists" get "wrong" as a suggested auto-completion.
I cannot imagine bragging that your engineers don't do their job and get an environment-destroying autocomplete to do it for them instead. Wow.
March 30, 2026 at 11:17 PM
I cannot imagine bragging that your engineers don't do their job and get an environment-destroying autocomplete to do it for them instead. Wow.
LLMs are not “fancy autocomplete.”
September 22, 2026 at 10:58 PM
LLMs are not “fancy autocomplete.”
No, fuck you. You don’t get to suddenly decide that copyright matters when folks suddenly have access to the source code of your spicy autocomplete due to your own incompetence.
Anthropic is racing to contain the fallout after accidentally leaking Claude Code source code, issuing copyright takedown requests to remove 8,000+ copies.
Anthropic Races to Contain Leak of Code Behind Claude AI Agent
Developer issues copyright takedown request in bid to prevent competitors from cloning coding tool’s features
www.wsj.com
April 2, 2026 at 2:09 AM
No, fuck you. You don’t get to suddenly decide that copyright matters when folks suddenly have access to the source code of your spicy autocomplete due to your own incompetence.
I just wanted to find out if newspapers still print horoscopes, and I was greeted by this extremely bleak and apparently common autocomplete.
August 15, 2026 at 5:31 PM
I just wanted to find out if newspapers still print horoscopes, and I was greeted by this extremely bleak and apparently common autocomplete.
Me: detective
Autocomplete: twink?
Me: DETECTIVE
Autocomplete: DETECTIVE Twink
Autocomplete: twink?
Me: DETECTIVE
Autocomplete: DETECTIVE Twink
January 5, 2025 at 3:54 AM
Me: detective
Autocomplete: twink?
Me: DETECTIVE
Autocomplete: DETECTIVE Twink
Autocomplete: twink?
Me: DETECTIVE
Autocomplete: DETECTIVE Twink
“AI is seductive as hell” “spellcheck is really hot” “I am uncontrollably sexually attracted to autocomplete”
May 28, 2026 at 3:46 PM
“AI is seductive as hell” “spellcheck is really hot” “I am uncontrollably sexually attracted to autocomplete”
TIL Xcode autocomplete works with initials 🥺
October 20, 2024 at 7:01 PM
TIL Xcode autocomplete works with initials 🥺
I don’t think the tool that produced this should be considered “fancy autocomplete”
New animation from Opus 5.5!
September 22, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I don’t think the tool that produced this should be considered “fancy autocomplete”
“spicy autocomplete” is still the best way I’ve heard anyone summarize it and I wish we could get that to catch on
July 21, 2025 at 1:28 AM
“spicy autocomplete” is still the best way I’ve heard anyone summarize it and I wish we could get that to catch on
It’s not even a search engine
It’s autocomplete
It’s autocomplete
July 23, 2025 at 5:43 PM
It’s not even a search engine
It’s autocomplete
It’s autocomplete
Autocomplete overestimates how interesting my life is.
October 16, 2025 at 7:46 AM
Autocomplete overestimates how interesting my life is.
O no some fans of the Super Autocomplete Plagiarism Machine are unhappy with me. Whatever will I do. How will I live.
May 1, 2025 at 1:12 AM
O no some fans of the Super Autocomplete Plagiarism Machine are unhappy with me. Whatever will I do. How will I live.