You guys. The duck in my sister’s backyard had her babies. 🥰
June 4, 2026 at 10:47 PM
You guys. The duck in my sister’s backyard had her babies. 🥰
You guys don't get it. America needs more babies.
Also, we should deport babies.
Also, we should deport babies.
April 27, 2025 at 4:42 PM
You guys don't get it. America needs more babies.
Also, we should deport babies.
Also, we should deport babies.
Babies in a box
August 31, 2024 at 12:23 PM
Babies in a box
Someone just found out how babies work.
January 18, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Someone just found out how babies work.
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
February 17, 2026 at 4:00 PM
RFK Jr.: ‘Time In Hot Cars Helps Babies To Sweat Out Toxins’ https://theonion.com/rfk-jr-time-in-hot-cars-helps-babies-to-sweat-out-toxins/
Caught being goofy babies
February 3, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Caught being goofy babies
Proud parents with their babies.
April 27, 2026 at 1:01 AM
Proud parents with their babies.
these guys are the biggest babies in the world
February 17, 2025 at 8:04 PM
these guys are the biggest babies in the world
Somebody getting a mop and clean up these babies
September 27, 2026 at 7:30 AM
Somebody getting a mop and clean up these babies
This is an entirely new phenomenon because before the vaccine, most women who survived measles were immune because they had it when they were young. But now, idiots who refuse to get vaccinated are giving birth to babies with measles. Two babies have died. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
America had wiped out measles. Now babies are infected at birth.
Congenital measles has rarely been seen in the U.S. That’s changing as vaccination declines and more pregnant women become infected.
www.nbcnews.com
September 26, 2026 at 6:39 PM
This is an entirely new phenomenon because before the vaccine, most women who survived measles were immune because they had it when they were young. But now, idiots who refuse to get vaccinated are giving birth to babies with measles. Two babies have died. www.nbcnews.com/health/healt...
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
January 19, 2025 at 3:27 PM
oh, youre here from tik tok? (chuckle's lightly ) Is that like reddit for babies
We (the world at large) are making enough fucking babies. We're cool on the babies. We need to start FEEDING the babies and VACCINATING the babies and WELCOMING the babies to various places, but we have babies out the wazoo. They just might have different melanin levels
November 13, 2025 at 10:18 PM
We (the world at large) are making enough fucking babies. We're cool on the babies. We need to start FEEDING the babies and VACCINATING the babies and WELCOMING the babies to various places, but we have babies out the wazoo. They just might have different melanin levels
Y'alllll look at the monarch babies in my yard!!
September 26, 2026 at 10:49 PM
Y'alllll look at the monarch babies in my yard!!
September 16, 2026 at 10:16 AM