Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
Me: Jason
Barista: And your pronouns?
Me: What? Why do you need my pronouns???
Barista: We can't complete the order without them.
Me: Why????
Barista: Because the only service we provide here is fake outrage stories for engagement
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
cthulhu: (visibly incensed) i guess that's me
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
CHAPPELL ROAN: iced. for here
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
barista: that middle part you’re wearing makes you look like a founding father
Everything will be ok!
Everything will be ok!
For SunTattooWolf!
For SunTattooWolf!