here's today's post: "Taco Donny shits the bed in Iran" — bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!
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Taco Donny shits the bed in Iran
bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!
bit.ly
March 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
here's today's post: "Taco Donny shits the bed in Iran" — bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!
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"We’re dealing with Schrödinger’s Moron."
Taco Donny shits the bed in Iran
bawk bawk bawk bawk bawk!
open.substack.com
March 10, 2026 at 2:17 PM
"We’re dealing with Schrödinger’s Moron."
BAWK BAWK!
June 26, 2026 at 5:31 PM
BAWK BAWK!
Ba-BAWKKK ba-bawk BAWK bawk-a-BAAAAWK ba-BAAAA-BULK-BULK ba-gawk-gawk-gawk-ba-BAWKK! Nobody clucks like me! People are saying—lots of people—that my bawk is the biggest, best, absolutely tremendous. BAWK-bulk-bawk, believe me folks, believe me—this is not a normal chicken call, this is a historic
May 30, 2025 at 5:32 AM
Ba-BAWKKK ba-bawk BAWK bawk-a-BAAAAWK ba-BAAAA-BULK-BULK ba-gawk-gawk-gawk-ba-BAWKK! Nobody clucks like me! People are saying—lots of people—that my bawk is the biggest, best, absolutely tremendous. BAWK-bulk-bawk, believe me folks, believe me—this is not a normal chicken call, this is a historic
I'd like to wish a very happy "Thank you, Easter Bunny! BAWK! BAWK!" to any of my fellow Olds who celebrate.
April 20, 2025 at 8:35 PM
I'd like to wish a very happy "Thank you, Easter Bunny! BAWK! BAWK!" to any of my fellow Olds who celebrate.
Bawk-bawk-bawk
December 8, 2025 at 9:02 PM
Bawk-bawk-bawk
Next time Trump goes up on the White House roof someone HAS to tell him he’s too much of a coward to jump, he’s too weak to do it, bawk bawk bawk bawk chicken
August 5, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Next time Trump goes up on the White House roof someone HAS to tell him he’s too much of a coward to jump, he’s too weak to do it, bawk bawk bawk bawk chicken
chicken (bawk bawk)
November 13, 2024 at 9:23 PM
chicken (bawk bawk)
November 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump is a chickenshit coward" — bawk! bawk! bawk! bawk! thanks for reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
Donald Trump is a chickenshit coward
bawk! bawk! bawk! bawk! bawk! bawk! bawk!
bit.ly
December 11, 2023 at 3:54 PM
I wrote a thing: "Donald Trump is a chickenshit coward" — bawk! bawk! bawk! bawk! thanks for reading, and please sign up for my FREE newsletter to keep getting the good stuff —
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only):
September 24, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Repost with an image of your favorite James Bond (wrong answers only):
i will never apologize for a post
February 17, 2024 at 7:57 AM
i will never apologize for a post
I... hae no title for this. Bawk tuah.
July 26, 2025 at 6:24 AM
I... hae no title for this. Bawk tuah.
we deserve each other, me and BAWK
December 29, 2024 at 4:21 PM
we deserve each other, me and BAWK
something I've come to notice and worry about is the number of people out there who basically only listen to people talking. no music at all. they never just drive with music playing, or listen to music while working. it's just bawk bawk bawk bawk squarespace bawk
Streaming is really just talk radio for millennials and zoomers, and basically just as maladjusted
Talk radio but with a fraction of the audience and some of the bad guys swapped out
April 11, 2026 at 4:33 PM
something I've come to notice and worry about is the number of people out there who basically only listen to people talking. no music at all. they never just drive with music playing, or listen to music while working. it's just bawk bawk bawk bawk squarespace bawk
More like Marty McCAN’Tfly, you fuckin’ chicken! HIT ME!!!! DO IT, YOU CHICKEN! TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT, MARTY!!!! BAWK FUCKING BAWK.
May 28, 2026 at 2:16 AM
More like Marty McCAN’Tfly, you fuckin’ chicken! HIT ME!!!! DO IT, YOU CHICKEN! TAKE THE FUCKING SHOT, MARTY!!!! BAWK FUCKING BAWK.
I’m just going to set this here quietly & slowly bawk away:
May 31, 2025 at 10:47 PM
I’m just going to set this here quietly & slowly bawk away: