Which subatomic particles are into BDSM?

Top and bottom quarks

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Why don’t candles ever get punished in the dungeon?

Because they always melt under the heat.

Now, who’s ready to drip for Daddy?

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I am not that into leather, but I suppose I could be suede

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@6punk6peach6.bsky.social

I was always 100% submissive. I was a heavy bottom.

Then I tried topping someone using electro-stim play.

Now I consider myself a light switch.

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(in hopes of making @6punk6peach6.bsky.social smile)

Oldie but goodie:

....it was when i got arrested for spanking statues in the art museum that i knew i had a kink-addiction; i had truely hit rock bottom.

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Kinky Jokes: BDSM Gardeners, Coffee & More! Links in bio!! #BDSMJokes #KinkyHumor #AdultHumor #ComedyReels #DarkHumor #NSFWJokes #RelationshipHumor #FunnyReels #FYP #GayPodcast #LGBTPodcast

me_domme_irl

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BDSM joke:

Q: how does a Domme keep track of all her slaves?

A: Collar ID!

(Inspired by @misscassie020.bsky.social post about necks!)

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