HINOJOSA BEATS ABBOTT!
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November 4, 2026 at 4:04 AM
HINOJOSA BEATS ABBOTT!
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UPSET CITY! DR. ANNIE ANDREWS BEATS DARLINE GRAHAM IN SOUTH CAROLINA!
November 4, 2026 at 3:05 AM
UPSET CITY! DR. ANNIE ANDREWS BEATS DARLINE GRAHAM IN SOUTH CAROLINA!
Tea and books. Nothing beats that.
what is a satisfying purchase as an adult
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
for me it was realizing i could just buy candy at any time
There is no adult purchase less satisfying than new tires.
November 3, 2026 at 1:49 AM
Tea and books. Nothing beats that.
A crude photoshop beats AI slop every day of the week
November 4, 2026 at 4:23 AM
A crude photoshop beats AI slop every day of the week
MAGA REPUBLICAN SENATOR ASHLEY MOODY BEATS ANGIE NIXON TO SERVE FULL TERM
l am gutted 💔
l am gutted 💔
November 4, 2026 at 1:20 AM
MAGA REPUBLICAN SENATOR ASHLEY MOODY BEATS ANGIE NIXON TO SERVE FULL TERM
l am gutted 💔
l am gutted 💔
Texas 2018: If Beto beats Cruz we’ll finally have one elected statewide Democrat
Texas 2026:
Texas 2026:
Its crazy but true that Ted Cruz is the only elected statewide Republican right now
Not a single Democrat has won statewide in Texas in 32 years. Until last night.
November 5, 2026 at 12:04 AM
Texas 2018: If Beto beats Cruz we’ll finally have one elected statewide Democrat
Texas 2026:
Texas 2026:
If Hinojosa beats Abbott that is extremely bad for Elon Musk in particular. Dude moved everything to Texas because he was certain it would forever be a safe haven for his corruption, white nationalism, and misogyny. Whoops!
Trump hasn’t tweeted in over 2.5 hours. Musk hasn’t tweeted in over 5.5 hours.
November 4, 2026 at 2:46 AM
If Hinojosa beats Abbott that is extremely bad for Elon Musk in particular. Dude moved everything to Texas because he was certain it would forever be a safe haven for his corruption, white nationalism, and misogyny. Whoops!
NBC projects Annie Andrews beats Darline Graham. Lol. Lmao.
November 4, 2026 at 2:59 AM
NBC projects Annie Andrews beats Darline Graham. Lol. Lmao.
YES. YES. Goodness beats Evil, beats Racism, beats Islamophobia, beats Hatred.
November 4, 2026 at 7:17 AM
YES. YES. Goodness beats Evil, beats Racism, beats Islamophobia, beats Hatred.
Trump views pardons like Bart playing Rock Paper Scissors thinking nothing beats rock
President Trump told an interviewer he would pardon his aides if Democrats win control of Congress and begin investigating him.
Which .... wouldn't stop Congress from investigating him but would make it harder for witnesses to take the fifth?
Which .... wouldn't stop Congress from investigating him but would make it harder for witnesses to take the fifth?
November 3, 2026 at 12:56 AM
Trump views pardons like Bart playing Rock Paper Scissors thinking nothing beats rock
Rock paper scissors power scaling logic:
- Scissors beats paper
- Paper beats rock
- It logically follows that scissors also beats rock
- Scissors beats paper
- Paper beats rock
- It logically follows that scissors also beats rock
November 3, 2026 at 4:43 PM
Rock paper scissors power scaling logic:
- Scissors beats paper
- Paper beats rock
- It logically follows that scissors also beats rock
- Scissors beats paper
- Paper beats rock
- It logically follows that scissors also beats rock
My heart is beating happy beats today. ❤️
November 4, 2026 at 2:35 PM
My heart is beating happy beats today. ❤️
Amy Acton beats Ramaswamy.
November 4, 2026 at 3:51 AM
Amy Acton beats Ramaswamy.
Tonight is the best election of my life. Beats 2006 beats 2018. Holy shit.
November 4, 2026 at 4:20 AM
Tonight is the best election of my life. Beats 2006 beats 2018. Holy shit.
feels like the intro to 'hot nigga' right now. siren rolling. ah ah ah. jahil beats, holla at me.
November 4, 2026 at 4:28 AM
feels like the intro to 'hot nigga' right now. siren rolling. ah ah ah. jahil beats, holla at me.
Acton beats RamaSLIMY.*
*Genius election night wordplay.
*Genius election night wordplay.
November 4, 2026 at 4:03 AM
Acton beats RamaSLIMY.*
*Genius election night wordplay.
*Genius election night wordplay.
Beats per Feieramd!
November 3, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Beats per Feieramd!
November 4, 2026 at 1:32 PM
Andrews beats Graham in SC!!
November 4, 2026 at 3:00 AM
Andrews beats Graham in SC!!
Life will find a way but they’re going to miss a few beats, the executive class in Texas is dumb as hell.
November 4, 2026 at 3:16 PM
Life will find a way but they’re going to miss a few beats, the executive class in Texas is dumb as hell.
And now CNN’s calling it—
Jackson beats Collins
Jackson beats Collins
November 4, 2026 at 5:19 AM
And now CNN’s calling it—
Jackson beats Collins
Jackson beats Collins
Democrat J.D. Ford beats Spartz in major upset for Indiana House seat #TheHill
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Democrat J.D. Ford beats Spartz in major upset for Indiana House seat
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November 4, 2026 at 2:53 AM
Democrat J.D. Ford beats Spartz in major upset for Indiana House seat #TheHill
Last minute round of joyous cheers in the WV watch party as Amy Acton beats Vivek.
November 4, 2026 at 3:50 AM
Last minute round of joyous cheers in the WV watch party as Amy Acton beats Vivek.
Nothing beats this
November 4, 2026 at 4:42 AM
Nothing beats this