#BEPETTY
October 10, 2026 at 3:40 PM
Life’s too short to make time for those who don’t do the same for you! #bepetty
May 27, 2026 at 9:41 PM
Cut everyone who doesn’t wish you a happy birthday from your life BUT wish them a happy birthday before that so they feel bad about it #BEPETTY
February 4, 2026 at 4:11 AM
There was a dude at The Jewels stocking shelves talking shit to Bears fans today. I’m going looking for him tomorrow. #bepetty #ftp
no matter what happens next, i am going to talk so much shit about the packers all offseason. i have waited for this. you will not take it away from me
January 11, 2026 at 5:08 AM
#SEROTONINinducingVID
Fudgesicles, to make an #MPRgif.🧙‍♂️
#TEALrevolution
#PEACE #politicsISlife #NOkingHERE #VOTE #Science
#🚫THEFT🍑TRADEb/cEXCHANGINGaMPRgif
#ParaphrasingDalisoChaponda
#BePetty
#YouCanBeMeanWhenWarrentedToDefendUSA

BIB‼️
SMIB‼️
PBW/Y‼️
AM(ÉEI)N‼️
TRUST GOD‼️‼️‼️
🥸🛐🧠🦅🗺️🫖🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️🎭🪬🏳️‍🌈⚖️🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲
December 31, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Hilarious∵The Validity of your statement's Out-Standing.🎦
#Fudgesicles
#TEALrevolution
#PEACE #politicsISlife #NOkingHERE #VOTE #Science
#🚫THEFT🍑TRADEb/cEXCHANGINGaMPRgif
#ParaphrasingDalisoChaponda
#BePetty
#HolyPettyToDefendUS,eh🧙‍♂️

BIB‼️
SMIB‼️
PBW/Y‼️
AM(ÉEI)N‼️
TRUST GOD‼️‼️‼️
🥸🛐🦅🗺️🫖🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️🎭🏳️‍🌈⚖️🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲
December 31, 2025 at 6:02 AM
#SEROTONINinducingVID
Fudgesicles, to make an #MPRgif.🧙‍♂️
#TEALrevolution
#PEACE #politicsISlife #NOkingHERE #VOTE #Science
#🚫THEFT🍑TRADEb/cEXCHANGINGaMPRgif
#ParaphrasingDalisoChaponda
#BePetty
#YouCanBeMeanWhenWarrentedToDefendUSA

BIB‼️
SMIB‼️
PBW/Y‼️
AM(ÉEI)N‼️
TRUST GOD‼️‼️‼️
🥸🛐🧠🦅🗺️🫖🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️🎭🪬🏳️‍🌈⚖️🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲
December 30, 2025 at 5:32 PM
#SEROTONINinducingPIC
Fudgesicles, to make an #MPRgif.🧙‍♂️
#TEALrevolution
#PEACE #politicsISlife #NOkingHERE #VOTE #Science
#🚫THEFT🍑TRADEb/cEXCHANGINGaMPRgif
#ParaphrasingDalisoChaponda
#BePetty
#YouCanBeMeanWhenWarrentedToDefendUSA

BIB‼️
SMIB‼️
PBW/Y‼️
AM(ÉEI)N‼️
TRUST GOD‼️‼️‼️
🥸🛐🧠🦅🗺️🫖🌺🐝🎼⚛️❤️‍🔥✡️🌟🦁✝️☪️🐦‍🔥🕉️🎭🪬🏳️‍🌈⚖️🩵🌊🗽🪃🧲
judy you are simply the best is written on a picture of a drag queen
ALT: judy you are simply the best is written on a picture of a drag queen
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 5:21 PM
October 29, 2025 at 6:01 PM
Wake up guys. New insult just dropped. Instead of "you have a face for radio", it's now like "it looks like you stalk people in bushes for a living"
#bepetty
#kindofabitch
#kindofsuperstoned
October 20, 2025 at 3:25 AM
That’s scary.

New Orleans folks rarely retreat.

I’m sorry I’ve been given word she actual hails from Metairie, so yea flight is in her genes.

#bepetty
July 20, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Charlotte is correct. Make fascists uncomfortable or, even better, miserable.

#BePetty
I said this a few months ago, and I'll say it again:

Part of our job as citizens is to make ICE as uncomfortable and frustrated as possible. Not just non-cooperation but actively looking for any way to increase their anxiety.

Make life as difficult as possible for them.

(thread)
April 19, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Melania looks orange

MTG - take off the hat!

Glad to not hear loud clapping throughout the chamber

Where are the lip readers? What’s he saying to the Justices?

#bepetty #sotu
March 5, 2025 at 2:17 AM
Can I be petty?

Vance needs to bottom his suit jacket

The girl next to Melania needs to stop chomping on her gum

Musk needs to just go away

#sotu #bepetty
March 5, 2025 at 2:12 AM
I'm no longer on Shitter anymore, but if you are, 'twould be a real shame if you posted this and tagged him in it over there over and over again...
#Twitter #Musk #X #Trump #bepetty
March 4, 2025 at 6:41 PM
sometimes, people underestimate the lengths i am willing to go to make things uncomfortable. honestly, i love that for them. 💅🏼
#bepetty #lowroad #igotthetime
February 6, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Even though these tariffs have been delayed for a month - I still think Canada 🇨🇦 🍁 should cut the power to US states before Superbowl Sunday. Lol
#BePetty
#CutTheLights
February 4, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Late on my good morning but here it is! #bepetty #petty #morningsunshine
February 3, 2025 at 3:48 PM
I don't know who needs to hear this, but be petty. No one is paying you to take the high road, so go as low as you need to. Waste ICE's time. Commit acts of civil disobedience. #Resist. Be petty.

#BePetty #Revoltution #Dystopia #CivilDisobedience
January 24, 2025 at 3:14 AM
January 4, 2025 at 1:47 PM
January 4, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Hey #Swifties !! Leave that “X” of your…
”get well soon or don’t”😚 #BePetty #PettyPearl
November 26, 2024 at 6:09 PM
Okay, I don't know why I haven't been listening to The Petty Herbalist podcast all along.

#stayready #bepetty
December 28, 2023 at 3:44 PM
I get to bepetty and enraged . Because years of bullshit. Years of being jerked around etc .

With a special side of Jack singling me out to tell em he never heard of me while screaming
https://www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2023/04/29/elon-musk-twitter-jack-dorsey/
May 2, 2023 at 1:20 PM