#therapist
He needs food or likely a therapist….
October 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
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November 2, 2026 at 9:41 AM
Therapist: “What would a healthy relationship look like to you?”
Me: “Two adults being honest about their feelings.”
Therapist: “Good.”
Me: “Your turn.”
October 31, 2026 at 10:41 AM
I told my therapist that I've been hearing voices.
She told me I don't have a therapist.
October 29, 2026 at 2:50 PM
Therapist: [holding up an inkblot] “What do you see?”
Me: “A man desperately trying to maintain professional boundaries with a woman he finds irresistible.”
Therapist: “It's a butterfly.”
Me: “Is that what we're calling it?”
October 31, 2026 at 10:37 AM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.

Me: *opens up*

Therapist:
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ALT: Kikshannon's Playful Lip Bite
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November 2, 2026 at 1:16 AM
Hug all the dogs 🐾❤️🐾
November 1, 2026 at 5:37 PM
I've been seeing a new therapist recently for anxiety and OCD and I told her about vtubing!

And then I showed her my model and she told me she thought the model was hot LMAOOO

Absolutely based therapist fr 😂
November 2, 2026 at 2:11 AM
in short: someone else's therapist cannot diagnose you and, in normal circumstances, shouldn't judge your actions based solely on their account

if someone says their therapist did that, then either their therapist sucks or they misled you

(obviously, exceptions exist for cases of obvious abuse)
November 1, 2026 at 6:54 PM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.

Me: *opens up*

Therapist:
November 2, 2026 at 6:22 PM
me: i am fundamentally opposed capitalist power structures and dehumanizing labor. history is a record of their atrocities

my therapist: that's fair

me: but i love it when the big boss or manager eats their unruly employees and calls it "downsizing"

my therapist: who doesn't
November 2, 2026 at 5:42 PM
If an individual therapist did this, they’d lose the right to practice and the same should apply to Sam Altman
October 28, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.

Me: *opens up*

Therapist:
November 2, 2026 at 8:59 AM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.

Me: *opens up*

Therapist:
November 2, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Paying my therapist fee with one dollar bills because he hasn't solved all my problems.
November 2, 2026 at 4:22 AM
MY THERAPIST WILL BE HEARING ABOUT THIS IM THROWING UP
October 31, 2026 at 3:39 AM
therapist: why do you keep destabilizing yourself

me:

🧠: say “enrichment,” it’ll be funny
October 31, 2026 at 12:33 AM
Therapist off work for a few months unexpectedly.
November 2, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Squirter? I prefer the term “hydro therapist”
October 29, 2026 at 2:37 PM
I and my therapist were talking* about this earlier this week.

* I was venting
November 2, 2026 at 3:04 AM
therapist: why do you suppose you feel so alienated?

me: probably because I’ve never met anyone I’d want to be in the same species with

therapist:

me: no offense
October 31, 2026 at 5:39 PM
My therapist said to do what makes me happy so I filled his car with bees
October 29, 2026 at 9:34 PM
Therapist: You need to open up more or this isn't going to work.

Me: *opens up*

Therapist:
November 2, 2026 at 1:28 AM
She needs a therapist
November 1, 2026 at 6:47 PM
October 30, 2026 at 7:00 PM