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adrielmancy.bsky.social
surely the conses...

ehhh, meme time, because I said so (I missed my wizard)
#bg3memes #galedekarios #galeofwaterdeep #bg3gale
October 10, 2026 at 2:58 AM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
Look at my lawyer dawg, I’m going to jail 💀
It’s my brand, your honor! I know the first has been done but I can never find it, and the second is my personal favorite with a photo by @adrielmancy.bsky.social
#bg3memes #astarion #magistrate #lawyerstarion
October 13, 2026 at 6:01 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
here, take some #bloodweave memes in honor of more cowboy fic being released tomorrow 🤠 #bg3memes #astarion #galedekarios
Gale kneeling to kiss Astarion’s hand with meme text: Don't worry man we can probably photoshop the deep and enduring sadness out of your eyes later Astarion biting Gale’s neck, they’re both in western gear in a desert with meme text: a boyfriend is basically a guy you can just kind of bite or chew whatever Astarion in leather and sunglasses looking at Gale with meme text: i can tell that you're trying to look cool but my anaconda remains unimpressed Gale kissing Astarion amidst long grass with meme text: Would it be considered "gay" to go for a walk in the evening?
October 6, 2026 at 8:21 PM
chthonicvampire.bsky.social
Happy Kinktober 🔥

Gotta love cock obsessed vampires. My favorite pansexual icon.

#durgestarion #astarion #astarionmemes #bg3memes
A photo of Astarion an Ryllae (M!Durge) during the act one scene kissing up against the tree. The text post included says: “Vampire hunter” but it actually means hunting down vampires in the woods to have steamy gay sex with them
October 1, 2026 at 9:14 PM
onedarkfrill.bsky.social
🩸✨ #astarionposting #astarion #bg3 #bg3memes
September 28, 2026 at 2:37 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
Happy book release day. Here are some no spoilers referential memes. My unpopular opinion about the book is on tumblr
#bg3 #astarion #bg3memes

www.tumblr.com/thepalelawye...
Astarion smirking with blood on his face and meme text: “my ‘blood aroused me normal and not at all perverted amount’ tshirt is raising a lot of questions at the blood donor center that are already answered by the t-shirt Astarion grinning with meme text: call me OSHA the way I'm demanding a railing Astarion looking sad with meme text: once again i have been written up by HR Astarion looking pained with eyes closed and blood dripping down his chin and meme text: lets all critically misunderstand me A close up of Astarion’s trademark grinch smirk and meme text: im perverted but in a whimsical and elegant way
September 29, 2026 at 8:14 PM
adrielmancy.bsky.social
let's play a game: did I make these memes before & forgot, or were they just in my head the whole time 😁

including a pic from human Tavanna's playthrough when I triggered the kiss animation with him literally breathing down my neck🤣 (he would love their arguments, I'm sure)

#bg3memes #astarion
September 26, 2026 at 12:17 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
It’s feeling like #Minthara Monday #bg3memes
Minthara a little bloody gesticulating in the sunlight with meme text: If i ever have a son im gonna need a DNA test right away because i know he not mine cause I would never make a boy Minthara looking beautiful with a devious smirk and meme text: "Boys dont cry" not true. You just dont know how to make them cry, all of mine cried. Minthara scowling with meme text: if a man tells a joke and it's funny i'll wait until i get home to laugh Minthara in her underwear gesticulating with an unimpressed look and meme text: the hottest thing a man can be is a little afraid of me
September 21, 2026 at 7:58 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
since we were on the topic of trust no one #bg3memes #astarion
September 8, 2026 at 6:51 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
just a little bit of #yallstarion on main. Very subtle, very demure 🙂‍↕️ #bg3memes #astarion
Astarion jamming out on the drums with his cowboy hat and meme text: And if you see me popping my sht...l was depressed for 100 years straight! I DESERVE THIS Astarion looking through a fence with a cowboy hat on and the AA fit with meme text: It must have felt so good to shove open the saloon doors hard at Astarion scowling at the viewer at a side angle next to a fire in orange lighting and meme text: I don't have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done. Astarion grinch face with meme text: after no response, i love to say "yeah, thats what i was thinking."
September 2, 2026 at 6:26 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
‘Sup, it’s the covered in blood edition
#astarion #bg3memes #astarionbg3 #baldursgate3
August 27, 2026 at 6:23 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
It’s a #Minthara day for me and I don’t think I posted these here either #bg3memes
Tav: everything can be solved with violence Gale: except stupidity and ignorance Minthara: turn your location on "You're so competitive!" thanks we had to earn love in my household i hate when men agree with me makes me feel like a loser who told you misandry was bad? men?
August 25, 2026 at 9:38 PM
the-lunarvoid.bsky.social
when #astarion thinks he's so sneaky on #bitenight #bg3 #bg3memes
August 23, 2026 at 8:59 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
Healing doesn’t budge that sparkling personality ✨ 😁 bless
*stronger by Britney Spears starts playing*
#astarion #bg3memes #bg3
Astarion scowling at the viewer with his hand raised demonstratively and meme text: Done correcting straight people. In my "making it worse" era. Astarion lurking behind Cazador with a grimace and meme text: incredibly empathetic of me to not skin you alive btw Astarion looking radiant and adorable in the bg3 epilogue with meme text: if you don't like my peaches, keep the fuck away from my tree. Astarion backlit in red with a grimace and meme text: sometimes i'm like why am i irrationally angry and then i'm like oh there's an overhead light on
August 18, 2026 at 7:26 PM
thatguywasfly.bsky.social
showing them this video in the hope it causes a nervous brekky www.tiktok.com/@ariestornad...
A repost bc it is once again pride month #baldursgate3 #bg3 #baldursgate3memes #bg3memes #baldursgate #baldursgatememes #videogames #gaming #videogames #laezelbg3 #laezel #galedekarios #pride #pridemo...
TikTok video by Worlds Best Space Mom
www.tiktok.com
August 17, 2026 at 5:39 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
I’m crine I mean I’m FINE and also I’m very good at games and arguing and never have a meltdown about any of it

#bg3memes #galedekarios #galeofwaterdeep
Gale staring somewhat vacantly down with meme text: i just threw up everywhere (Looking at a text that says: Also by the way I want to tell you something) Gale holding up a finger with a scowl, lit up in purple and blue light. Meme text reads: no more "in my humble opinion", from now on it's "from my grandiose and objectively correct deductions" Gale holding up his hands protectively with meme text: uno is based on luck unless i win then it's based on strategy and i'm a genius Gale again gesturing with outstretched hands and meme text: (to my executioner) i wish we had met before this. you seem cool
August 13, 2026 at 5:33 PM
adrielmancy.bsky.social
long time no meme
#bg3memes #astarion #astarionmemes #bg3
August 12, 2026 at 12:31 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
he doesn’t care (liar)
#bg3memes #astarion
Astarion gesticulating awkwardly in green armor with meme text; + _valaree_ "are you a top or bottom?" a pancake ain't done until it's flipped on both sides dude Astarion in a purple shirt looking up nervously as if coming up with a lie with meme text: re-branding "not knowing how to drive" into "climate activism" Astarion scowling with his arms crossed and meme text: it sure is fun being private and closed off but just once or twice i would like to submit to the mortifying ordeal of being known without it being such a mortifying fucking ordeal Astarion scowling and turning up his pretty nose with meme text: I don't want to practice mindfulness. If get any more aware of what's going on around me I'm gonna start blacking out and speaking in riddles
August 10, 2026 at 4:57 PM
goddessgeisha.bsky.social
Bars of wisdom from the Man, the Myth, the Legend!
Very fitting, Astarion, thank you!
#Astarion #BaldursGate3 #BG3 #BG3Memes
foxxycanuck.bsky.social FoxxyCanuck 💖🩸💖 Hello darlings... @foxxycanuck.bsky.social · Aug 7
I HAD to share this. Another awesome meme by Shadowkira on FB... 🤣🤣🤣

#Astarion #AstarionAncunin #BG3 #BG3Memes
August 8, 2026 at 12:19 PM
foxxycanuck.bsky.social
I HAD to share this. Another awesome meme by Shadowkira on FB... 🤣🤣🤣

#Astarion #AstarionAncunin #BG3 #BG3Memes
August 7, 2026 at 11:28 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
Sometimes it’s hard out there for the best girl #karlach #bg3memes
Karlach covered in blood with a glam hair style looking disappointed with meme text: g•+° 今。十 boob is too funny... tit is too aggressive... breast is too formal. Karlach snarling on a red background with meme text: you should fight them - me as a therapist Karlach looking forlornly to the viewer in side profile with meme text: i promise i'm not ignoring you it's just that sometimes i am so awestruck by terrifying beauty of it all that i forget to check my phone Karlach with her glamorous hair looking sad and afraid in closeup with meme text: I hate getting upset I feel insane and it takes me several years to calm down again and Feel normal again
August 5, 2026 at 7:38 PM
foxxycanuck.bsky.social
It's Meme Monday, darlings.

The first meme is by Shadowkira on Facebook. The rest are by me.

#Astarion #Shadowheart #Baldursgate3 #BG3 #BG3Memes
August 3, 2026 at 2:40 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
Happy Ascended Astarion August from mister lord & me 🔪🩸 #ascendedastarion #baldursgate3 #astarion #bg3memes
Astarion gesticulating with his hand and meme text: heyyy i noticed u arent saying what i want Astarion holding a giant knife menacingly with meme text: maybe we clicked because we are both fucking psychotic Astarion side profile smirk covered in blood with meme text: A lot of people woud benefit from bieng under my control with no free will Astarion squinting at the viewer with meme text: The lion wasn't paying attention could you repeat that
August 3, 2026 at 6:57 PM
adrielmancy.bsky.social
fell asleep trying to post these on insta yesterday lol .. but I'm including bonus content for the 3 webweave fans that exist

#bg3memes #gale #galeofwaterdeep #galememes
July 30, 2026 at 8:25 PM
thepalelawyer.bsky.social
A couple memes for the my radiant (divine soul) sorcerer with a complex about vulnerability, to go along with the amazing portrait by @scarebluetales.bsky.social
There’s gonna be a lot more of this guy around here, sorry and you’re welcome #CiroOC #bg3tav #bg3memes #bg3fanart
Ciro drawn by scarebluetales Ciro squinting at the viewer cryptically with meme text: a therapist would have to cut me down and count the rings of repressed emotion to figure me out Ciro looking forlorn with meme text: 2 moods: • I CANNOT BE KNOWN!!!! 🤪 😈 🤪 • i cannot be known....:(
July 27, 2026 at 6:46 PM