Bombing Iran is a great way to distract from how your administration is bombing elsewhere.
June 23, 2025 at 6:03 PM
Bombing Iran is a great way to distract from how your administration is bombing elsewhere.
And like clockwork… markets close, back to bombing Iran
June 26, 2026 at 8:50 PM
And like clockwork… markets close, back to bombing Iran
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
July 19, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.
June 22, 2025 at 2:47 AM
Just to be crystal clear: bombing Iran is completely illegal.
americans are about to start suicide bombing mcdonalds
McDonalds is removing self-serve soda fountains from its dining rooms nationwide, with all fountains expected to be gone by 2032
May 5, 2026 at 7:17 PM
americans are about to start suicide bombing mcdonalds
The people who oppose bombing a country into democracy also appease bombing a country into autocracy.
November 29, 2024 at 10:10 AM
The people who oppose bombing a country into democracy also appease bombing a country into autocracy.
April 18, 2026 at 11:10 PM
Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing
September 3, 2026 at 1:57 PM
Hardly surprised to see an Israeli bombing
Bombing Iran won’t make us forget about the Epstein files
February 28, 2026 at 9:28 PM
Bombing Iran won’t make us forget about the Epstein files
The civilians we're bombing are begging us to keep bombing them.
Q: Why would Iranians want you to blow up their infrastructure, to cut off their power?
TRUMP: They would be willing to suffer that in order to have freedoms. We've had numerous intercepts -- 'Please keep bombing. Do it.' These are people that are living where the bombs are exploding
TRUMP: They would be willing to suffer that in order to have freedoms. We've had numerous intercepts -- 'Please keep bombing. Do it.' These are people that are living where the bombs are exploding
April 6, 2026 at 6:47 PM
The civilians we're bombing are begging us to keep bombing them.
In order to prevent terrorists from bombing hospitals, shooting men, women and children, and torturing civilians, netanyahu is bombing hospitals, shooting men, women and children, and torturing civilians.
Netanyahu is a terrorist.
Netanyahu is a terrorist.
September 24, 2026 at 11:46 AM
In order to prevent terrorists from bombing hospitals, shooting men, women and children, and torturing civilians, netanyahu is bombing hospitals, shooting men, women and children, and torturing civilians.
Netanyahu is a terrorist.
Netanyahu is a terrorist.
Pope Leo condemns US bombing Iran
June 23, 2025 at 12:03 AM
Pope Leo condemns US bombing Iran
Midwest Peace Talks Shattered By Illinois Toll-Booth Bombing
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January 4, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Midwest Peace Talks Shattered By Illinois Toll-Booth Bombing
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Has he ever pressed his friend Putin to stop bombing civilians in Ukraine every day?
September 21, 2026 at 11:12 AM
Has he ever pressed his friend Putin to stop bombing civilians in Ukraine every day?
Bombing for peace is like burning books to promote literacy.
June 22, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Bombing for peace is like burning books to promote literacy.
These Epstein files are pretty bad.
Time for some distraction bombing?
Time for some distraction bombing?
January 30, 2026 at 9:47 PM
These Epstein files are pretty bad.
Time for some distraction bombing?
Time for some distraction bombing?
Bombing Nigeria won’t make us forget about the Epstein files.
December 26, 2025 at 3:07 AM
Bombing Nigeria won’t make us forget about the Epstein files.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
July 18, 2026 at 8:02 AM
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
Israel is still bombing Gaza.
And yesterday Trump demanded that Ukraine stop bombing Russian refineries.
September 14, 2026 at 9:50 AM
And yesterday Trump demanded that Ukraine stop bombing Russian refineries.
Turkey bombing Syria while telling Israel to stop bombing Syria. Israel bombing Syria while telling Turkey to stop bombing Syria.
December 10, 2024 at 4:31 PM
Turkey bombing Syria while telling Israel to stop bombing Syria. Israel bombing Syria while telling Turkey to stop bombing Syria.
Have shown my willingness for peace by bombing Chernobyl nuclear plant.
February 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Have shown my willingness for peace by bombing Chernobyl nuclear plant.
It seems like it should be a much bigger deal that Trump just completely fabricated a “deal” that he supposedly brokered between Putin and Zelenskyy to stop bombing energy infrastructure when both Russia and Ukraine denied it and never stopped bombing.
September 20, 2026 at 12:59 PM
It seems like it should be a much bigger deal that Trump just completely fabricated a “deal” that he supposedly brokered between Putin and Zelenskyy to stop bombing energy infrastructure when both Russia and Ukraine denied it and never stopped bombing.
Seems like every new Epstein files event results in the US bombing or invading someone.
January 6, 2026 at 3:08 AM
Seems like every new Epstein files event results in the US bombing or invading someone.
MacCALLUM: Trump wants to prevent war
CROW: Really? Bombing Iran. Bombing the Houthis. Bombing boats in the Caribbean
MacCALLUM: Did you have a problem with taking out Iranian nuclear facilities?
CROW: Really? Bombing Iran. Bombing the Houthis. Bombing boats in the Caribbean
MacCALLUM: Did you have a problem with taking out Iranian nuclear facilities?
November 19, 2025 at 9:15 PM
MacCALLUM: Trump wants to prevent war
CROW: Really? Bombing Iran. Bombing the Houthis. Bombing boats in the Caribbean
MacCALLUM: Did you have a problem with taking out Iranian nuclear facilities?
CROW: Really? Bombing Iran. Bombing the Houthis. Bombing boats in the Caribbean
MacCALLUM: Did you have a problem with taking out Iranian nuclear facilities?
A president bombing a foreign country without congressional approval is ILLEGAL.
June 22, 2025 at 3:15 AM
A president bombing a foreign country without congressional approval is ILLEGAL.