MAGA brains to explode in 5, 4…
BREAKING: President Biden has officially pardoned his son, Hunter Biden. His full statement is below. I fully agree with this decision!
December 2, 2024 at 12:37 AM
MAGA brains to explode in 5, 4…
It's True ! Thankfully, Obama Has Brains.......
August 17, 2025 at 8:16 AM
It's True ! Thankfully, Obama Has Brains.......
Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:
Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
November 15, 2024 at 2:12 AM
Let me say something that is controversial because our brains are broken:
Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
Vaccines are a miracle and amazing
Folks. These brains are broken.
it is a design flaw that this guy walked away without a scratch after he hit a pole because he was playing candy crush during fsd
![from @MrChallinger on Twitter:
Soooooo my cybertruck crashed into a curb and then a light post on v13.2.4 (self-driving mode).
Thank you Tesla for engineering the best passive safety in the world. I walked away without a scratch.
It failed to merge out of a land that was ending (there was no one on my left) and [text continues below SHOW MORE but the upshot is that it hopped the curb and drove straight into a pole in full-self driving mode while he, as the driver, was not paying attention to the road]
Attached image is a cybertruck literally wrapped around a pole with the front end split like a Y](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zltqtmydso6kikzw7wafpj4p/bafkreidhcmwn3palwqynwsiotdsszmksiagqueecf6jm6awya3a5i3xiw4)
February 10, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Folks. These brains are broken.
those poor, splattered brains
i think el-sayed winning the michigan senate primary will permanently break the brains that were being held together by string since mamdani
August 5, 2026 at 5:42 PM
those poor, splattered brains
alright this guy absolutely has scrambled eggs for brains
Gov. Jared Polis, fresh off being censured by the Colorado Democratic Party for letting Tina Peters out of prison early, showed up today to a private, internal party call like this #copolitics
May 27, 2026 at 4:01 PM
alright this guy absolutely has scrambled eggs for brains
actual shit for brains
April 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
actual shit for brains
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
December 20, 2025 at 4:33 AM
billionaire: i have 3 brains. in my skull
interviewer: incredible
interviewer: incredible
"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
Trump job approval rating by news platform
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
🟢 Twitter/X: +9
🔴 Facebook: -7
🔴 Cable TV: -10
🔴 Podcasts/YouTube: -14
🔴 Local TV: -17
🔴 Instagram: -21
🔴 Broadcast TV: -28
🔴 TikTok: -28
🔴 Newspapers/news sites: -33
🔴 Reddit: -40
www.theargumentmag.com/p/twitter-is...
February 6, 2026 at 1:15 PM
"Twitter is cooking their brains" theory looking pretty strong
Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm
March 18, 2026 at 2:00 PM
Beautiful Dream About Blowing Own Brains Out Interrupted By Work Alarm
Zohran Mamdani has broken the brains of all the worst people.
Excellent.
Excellent.
October 23, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Zohran Mamdani has broken the brains of all the worst people.
Excellent.
Excellent.
TWO BRAINS? YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TWO BRAINS?
September 21, 2026 at 11:55 PM
TWO BRAINS? YOU'RE TELLING ME I HAVE TWO BRAINS?
If brains were black powder, Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn’t even blow her nose.
January 13, 2025 at 4:39 PM
If brains were black powder, Marjorie Taylor Greene couldn’t even blow her nose.
My “Hey don’t kill people” brand is really breaking people’s brains it seems
You have a brand. Congratulations!
January 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
My “Hey don’t kill people” brand is really breaking people’s brains it seems
(Glances nervously at the closet where I keep my extra brains)
September 23, 2026 at 9:03 PM
(Glances nervously at the closet where I keep my extra brains)
Genuinely what is happening to people’s brains
April 7, 2025 at 7:33 PM
Genuinely what is happening to people’s brains
Brains Brains, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified 🎵🎶
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified 🎵🎶
June 30, 2026 at 9:26 PM
Brains Brains, I won't lie
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified 🎵🎶
I'll eat their brains 'til they're zombified 🎵🎶
Beyoncé broke so many brains last night, and I’m here for it.
December 26, 2024 at 4:54 PM
Beyoncé broke so many brains last night, and I’m here for it.
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
September 9, 2026 at 12:45 PM
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
Happy Perade Day smooth brains….
June 14, 2025 at 2:19 PM
Happy Perade Day smooth brains….
"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25.
A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
this is why it's my pet peeve fake science fact. It's absolute bs! nothing happens to brains at age 25, they do not "fully mature". you will notice that many societies have an age of majority or coming-of-age or whatever and none of them have ever chosen mid-20s.
Many people seem to be confused on this point.
The GOP is passing/intro'ing bills banning GAC up to & including the age of 25 on the theory that brains don't fully mature til then.
In public they call them bans on "minor" care.
It's a deliberate GOP strategy to make themselves seem less radical.
The GOP is passing/intro'ing bills banning GAC up to & including the age of 25 on the theory that brains don't fully mature til then.
In public they call them bans on "minor" care.
It's a deliberate GOP strategy to make themselves seem less radical.
September 16, 2026 at 10:18 AM
"Your brains stop developing at age 25" was a press misrepresentation of a study. They wanted to see if brains continued to develop after adolescence, so the study was capped at age 25.
A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
A later study with a wider subject pool showed that brains are ALWAYS developing our whole lives.
Everyone should say it:
The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.
Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.
But that's not what's interesting about Miller.
It's not brains. It's bile.
The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.
Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.
But that's not what's interesting about Miller.
It's not brains. It's bile.
June 8, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Everyone should say it:
The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.
Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.
But that's not what's interesting about Miller.
It's not brains. It's bile.
The thing about Stephen Miller is not that he is the brains behind Trumpism.
Yes, he is one of the people who conceptualizes the impulses of the Trumpist movement and translates them into policy.
But that's not what's interesting about Miller.
It's not brains. It's bile.
TOMMY TUBERVILLE: “America needs more God.”
AMERICA: “Tommy Tuberville needs more brains.”
AMERICA: “Tommy Tuberville needs more brains.”
August 31, 2026 at 3:41 PM
TOMMY TUBERVILLE: “America needs more God.”
AMERICA: “Tommy Tuberville needs more brains.”
AMERICA: “Tommy Tuberville needs more brains.”