#BREED
RSPCA received a report of a starving Akita at my address, When the inspector came to see me, I must've been inside but Jas was out, he saw Jas and realised she was the wrong breed and slightly overweight.

He asked me if there's an Akita in the street and I said no.

We're fine.
October 14, 2026 at 11:28 PM
With a belly like that and a cock that thick, you can breed me any day
October 14, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Yeah, while the breed of starfish i based pluto on are traditionally orange [chocolate chip starfish], Zeus already has a lot of very very saturated colors in both of their outfits, so i felt something more desaturated and subdued would be best for Pluto for contrast
October 14, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Actually, no. I read that they are ranked 68th in terms of intelligence. You're probably thinking of Border Collies, who are probably the most intelligent breed.
October 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Biewer Terrier

The Biewer Terrier was once rejected because of its unusual white markings. Today, those same markings help define the breed.
October 14, 2026 at 11:17 PM
Chivalry is not found in this breed…
October 14, 2026 at 11:16 PM
🫒 Bernese
🌼 cat
🌹 beagle
🪻 samoyed
🌿 some kind of Coonhound/some other hunting breed
October 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
H-hello? Why is it so huge, jesus christ... literally breed me if you look like that please...
6 months HRT vs 16 months
October 14, 2026 at 11:15 PM
Some of this is AI. So unnecessary bc this breed is amazing enough.
October 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
"A Pendant for the Pineapple-Half-breed"

*crumples paper*
October 14, 2026 at 11:07 PM
A cattle farmer I knew used to call them “party cows”.
He kept Limousins, a haughty breed, probably on account of being mistaken for a fancy car.
October 14, 2026 at 11:06 PM
I don’t know what breed he is, but love him!
October 14, 2026 at 11:05 PM
All men are “one of us” deep down inside. Some of us are “hard wired” to our natural instincts, most are subverted by the female need to breed, only discovering their true nature and desires when younger breeders appear or the ability to breed ceases. Sex between men is just that, primal lust.
October 14, 2026 at 10:57 PM
Today's furcast pet is 1-year-old mixed breed Maple! She's potty trained, dog-friendly, smart, and affectionate. She also loves walks, car rides, and bunny watching!

Maple is looking for a loving family with a fenced yard, lots of toys, and endless adventures to share!

Maple's adoption info ->
October 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
This post is even better when you know a little dog named Soup
October 14, 2026 at 10:56 PM
Oooooh, I love a good mix up. breed wherever you like ^w^
October 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
big sis hovering you over her knot, hands wrapped around your body, slowly lowering you onto her tip...

whimpering as it pierces you, you feel yourself get fuller and fuller watching yourself wrap around her knot

she hilts you, growing dizzy and fading as she begins to breed you 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫
October 14, 2026 at 10:55 PM
might mix it up and breed you somewhere else this time....
October 14, 2026 at 10:54 PM
I’m ready to eat then breed
October 14, 2026 at 10:51 PM
Oooh fuck yeah let me eat and breed you Pup! 😈😈🥵🥵
October 14, 2026 at 10:50 PM
Apropos of nothing in particular....

I agree that bad laws are worse than no laws because they breed contempt for the institution. Nonetheless, you should expect that if you break a bad law and get caught, you will be face trial and possible punishment.

If you break the law repeatedly, well....
October 14, 2026 at 10:48 PM
The Elf queen keeps on killing any humans who don't find her The Fairest in the Land.

All sounds like standard stuff until you read the leaked documents and realise this is part of an Ancient Elf eugenics project to selectively breed Humans to Simp for Elvish overlords.
October 14, 2026 at 10:47 PM
i'm not good at sexting just hmu when you're in town and i'll breed it ok thank u
October 14, 2026 at 10:46 PM