Rising Cost Of Living Forcing More Buddhists To Continue Working Years Into Reincarnation https://theonion.com/rising-cost-of-living-forcing-more-buddhists-to-continue-working-years-into-reincarnation/
June 19, 2026 at 9:00 PM
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July 17, 2025 at 3:00 PM
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'Buddhists don't believe in gods.'
'Judaism has no hell' and 'Judaism doesn't have a concept of faith' gotta have some of the worst ratios of truth to respectability out there
January 4, 2026 at 12:42 AM
'Buddhists don't believe in gods.'
Happy Hanukkah to all — including Christians, Muslims, Hindus, and Buddhists. And Merry Christmas to all — including Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, and Hindus. And Happy Holidays to Agnostics and Atheists. Whom have I left out? All best to them as well. Spreading the cheer can’t hurt!
December 25, 2024 at 4:45 PM
Happy Hanukkah to all — including Christians, Muslims, Hindus, and Buddhists. And Merry Christmas to all — including Jews, Muslims, Buddhists, and Hindus. And Happy Holidays to Agnostics and Atheists. Whom have I left out? All best to them as well. Spreading the cheer can’t hurt!
“I hope Jesus saves her from the Buddhists.” What a great line! 🤣 #TheWhiteLotus
March 31, 2025 at 2:55 AM
“I hope Jesus saves her from the Buddhists.” What a great line! 🤣 #TheWhiteLotus
Unless they're obviously dedicated Jains, Buddhists, or Hindus.
October 4, 2026 at 1:09 AM
Unless they're obviously dedicated Jains, Buddhists, or Hindus.
"It was a Roman salute" is an updated version of "actually, the Buddhists also used swastikas." If you are using it post-1945, you know very well that the association has changed.
January 20, 2025 at 8:56 PM
"It was a Roman salute" is an updated version of "actually, the Buddhists also used swastikas." If you are using it post-1945, you know very well that the association has changed.
“Maybe Jesus will save her from those Buddhists” Parker Posey I’m so excited for your Emmy speech #TheWhiteLotus
March 31, 2025 at 3:35 AM
“Maybe Jesus will save her from those Buddhists” Parker Posey I’m so excited for your Emmy speech #TheWhiteLotus
At least God loves me.
Buddhists: ummmmmmmm
Buddhists: ummmmmmmm
March 16, 2025 at 9:59 AM
At least God loves me.
Buddhists: ummmmmmmm
Buddhists: ummmmmmmm
white buddhists walk the Avenged Sevenfold Path
June 28, 2025 at 3:22 AM
white buddhists walk the Avenged Sevenfold Path
Buddhists for bike lanes
May 20, 2026 at 10:46 PM
Buddhists for bike lanes
Except for Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims, Sikhs, ....
October 5, 2026 at 11:49 PM
Except for Hindus, Buddhists, Muslims, Sikhs, ....
The Tibetan Buddhists are now on the clock.
May 8, 2025 at 4:53 PM
The Tibetan Buddhists are now on the clock.
Buddhists in Myanmar too
April 23, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Buddhists in Myanmar too
THIS IS HUGE FOR US BUDDHISTS :D
Virginia Enacts Law To Ban Nazi Symbols, Protects Sacred Swastika From Misrepresentation
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Virginia Enacts Law To Ban Nazi Symbols, Protects Sacred Swastika From Misrepresentation
The final version of the Bill marks a major victory for minority communities in Virginia, particularly after a strong advocacy effort led by the CoHNA and allied groups.
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July 3, 2025 at 12:59 AM
THIS IS HUGE FOR US BUDDHISTS :D
Republican officials have now asked us to disregard material things, sacrifice for the nation, and contemplate that death is inevitable. We have been taken over by a secret cadre of militant Buddhists.
May 30, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Republican officials have now asked us to disregard material things, sacrifice for the nation, and contemplate that death is inevitable. We have been taken over by a secret cadre of militant Buddhists.
"Buddhists would never do that, it's the *real* religion of peace"
And now to the Bamar Buddhist majority in Myanmar
And now to the Bamar Buddhist majority in Myanmar
Honestly militant Buddhism is very underrepresented in Western discourse.
August 27, 2026 at 7:47 PM
"Buddhists would never do that, it's the *real* religion of peace"
And now to the Bamar Buddhist majority in Myanmar
And now to the Bamar Buddhist majority in Myanmar
Cowboy Buddhists believe in re-in-tarnation.
July 30, 2025 at 4:16 AM
Cowboy Buddhists believe in re-in-tarnation.
Zen Buddhists are like: “try sending that email again without attachments”
April 13, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Zen Buddhists are like: “try sending that email again without attachments”
the point being that Buddhists are humans like everybody else and humans are real fucking shitlords sometimes
December 4, 2025 at 10:38 PM
the point being that Buddhists are humans like everybody else and humans are real fucking shitlords sometimes
Merry Christmas to everyone in the world who is Christian, and to others who celebrate it — just for the heaven of it.
As for the rest of everybody, including Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, Animists, & Jews, Happy Thursday!
As for the rest of everybody, including Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, Animists, & Jews, Happy Thursday!
December 25, 2025 at 1:00 PM
Merry Christmas to everyone in the world who is Christian, and to others who celebrate it — just for the heaven of it.
As for the rest of everybody, including Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, Animists, & Jews, Happy Thursday!
As for the rest of everybody, including Muslims, Atheists, Hindus, Buddhists, Animists, & Jews, Happy Thursday!
I love Buddhists.
November 9, 2025 at 2:21 AM
I love Buddhists.
they are doing so as Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, atheists, agnostics, pagans, many others, all prepared to sacrifice themselves for their neighbour.
January 24, 2026 at 9:22 PM
they are doing so as Christians, Jews, Buddhists, Muslims, atheists, agnostics, pagans, many others, all prepared to sacrifice themselves for their neighbour.