When you forget to switch to your burner account
December 12, 2024 at 1:04 AM
When you forget to switch to your burner account
Shrek's burner
seriously? we're just calling Dems ogres now?
why would a Dem vote for someone who calls Dems ogres?
why would a Dem vote for someone who calls Dems ogres?
July 29, 2026 at 12:54 AM
Shrek's burner
use a burner email for this
Note that anyone can email the snitch line, DEIAtruth@opm.gov. So if you’ve got any, uh, thoughts or information you’d like to share about this initiative, fire off that email today!
January 23, 2025 at 12:18 AM
use a burner email for this
Texas Politicians Used Burner Email To Request FEMA Funds
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July 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Texas Politicians Used Burner Email To Request FEMA Funds
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found my cat's burner
I would die for scratch
September 26, 2026 at 10:19 AM
found my cat's burner
February thaw burner of a sunset tonight.
Middlefield, CT. USA
Middlefield, CT. USA
February 26, 2026 at 11:19 PM
February thaw burner of a sunset tonight.
Middlefield, CT. USA
Middlefield, CT. USA
BACK BURNER 🔥🟪
October 9, 2025 at 2:56 AM
BACK BURNER 🔥🟪
Breaking news: The European Commission is issuing burner phones and basic laptops to some US-bound staff to avoid the risk of espionage — a measure traditionally reserved for trips to China www.ft.com/content/20d0...
April 14, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Breaking news: The European Commission is issuing burner phones and basic laptops to some US-bound staff to avoid the risk of espionage — a measure traditionally reserved for trips to China www.ft.com/content/20d0...
Tim, I know a burner account when I see one
December 8, 2024 at 4:39 AM
Tim, I know a burner account when I see one
I don't trust anyone who doesn't have a preferred burner on the stove.
December 14, 2024 at 11:53 AM
I don't trust anyone who doesn't have a preferred burner on the stove.
Governor Walz, reveal your burner
Walz: “He calls himself Norm … I follow him on social media and he usually posts about sports”
April 29, 2026 at 1:19 AM
Governor Walz, reveal your burner
Tim definitely has a Twitter burner and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s got a Bluesky burner too
Tim Walz takes a shot at Susan Collins: "She's always 'deeply concerned' about things. Well do something then, about being 'deeply concerned.'"
May 31, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Tim definitely has a Twitter burner and I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s got a Bluesky burner too
taylor lorenz burner verified
September 25, 2026 at 1:45 AM
taylor lorenz burner verified
Whiskey Pete Hegseth has a Russian burner phone which he uses to communicate in secret with someone. 👊🇺🇸🔥
March 27, 2025 at 2:09 PM
Whiskey Pete Hegseth has a Russian burner phone which he uses to communicate in secret with someone. 👊🇺🇸🔥
My twitter is dead. I don’t wanna a burner. All I want is 27K bluski subs
July 31, 2025 at 12:56 PM
My twitter is dead. I don’t wanna a burner. All I want is 27K bluski subs
Oops — Elon slips up and says “I” while whining about loomer from his “Adrian” burner account
December 28, 2024 at 9:19 PM
Oops — Elon slips up and says “I” while whining about loomer from his “Adrian” burner account
Found John Roberts’s Bluesky burner.
March 4, 2025 at 6:16 PM
Found John Roberts’s Bluesky burner.
Hey if you are this guy on a burner here on the antifa app please please tell Marisa something funny
September 29, 2026 at 6:34 PM
Hey if you are this guy on a burner here on the antifa app please please tell Marisa something funny
Today, I cooked on the back left stove burner
just to feel something different.
Thanks for following my journey.
just to feel something different.
Thanks for following my journey.
February 7, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Today, I cooked on the back left stove burner
just to feel something different.
Thanks for following my journey.
just to feel something different.
Thanks for following my journey.
Pro Tip: When boiling water for pasta, make sure to turn the burner on. The water will heat up much faster this way.
April 6, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Pro Tip: When boiling water for pasta, make sure to turn the burner on. The water will heat up much faster this way.