I hate this bouncy castle safety first ass preschool of a website. Im sticking a fork into an un-babysafe outlet and theres nothing you all can do about it @moderation.bsky.app

installed babysafe netting to stop him from shoving pacifiers out the crib and he just did this to it and dropped 3 more out

Both! (About 2 seconds before being teleported she asked if this was babysafe and then when they stumbled out into Thavnair had to explain.)

Made a liddol cuddle friend for our cleaning lady's first grandchild ❤️🐰

(Crocheted with babysafe and machine washeable yarn and stuffing.)

realizing that there's no way anyone's getting out of the room with those babysafe doorknob-coverers and mittens on...

If he can find babysafe material :’D all his friends probably know he’s like that

Wenn ihr beim Frauenarzt fragt ob ihr das Baby schon to-go mitnehmen dürft und mit Babysafe auftaucht, lautet die Antwort trotzdem "Nein". Für euch getestet ✌🏻

Trying to make the living room and kitchen babysafe is going to be bloody hard with all those mischievous tentacles at the bairn’s disposal. And good luck trying to stop it levitating over the baby gate and watching you through the bedroom door with x-ray eyes while you sleep or attempt intimacy

Yeah sure. I mean. Or maybe different order. N of course wash out in between. I´d use bleach at some point because i only trust something smelly again if everything is DEAD!

babysafe enzyme cleaners work but. babysafe? not dead enough. Also i struggled to find that again.

If only the baby safe bouncing ball were made in larger sizes.

Not only is this OK, it could provide some allies we so sorely need right now. Surely SOMEONE in our movement is reaching out to these little dudes?

I've talked to 'em. They're READY for sapience. I'm thinkin' it might be time for mass-drops of babysafe educational toys in US forests. 🦝🎁

yeah there are definitely days when i feel like humanity's best option is "last ditch uplift program." we leave a bunch of babysafe educational toys for the raccoons and crows, and do our best to only take our species out when we go

NARRATOR: "The humans were cooked anyway."

I'm seriously at the point where my main plan for responsible political activism is "leave babysafe educational toys out for crows, raccoons, and possums, because it's going to be their turn real soon."

Bueno, y más tarde también. Este lo "heredé" de mi hermana, que lo usó con mi sobrina en 1995

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