#BackfiredOnBarbie
#BackfiredOnBarbie

Writing a Nancy Drew book
December 16, 2024 at 8:35 PM
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Having me as the Antler Barbie spokesperson
December 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
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Cut rate wrapping paper
December 16, 2024 at 8:43 PM
Cultural appropriation #BackfiredOnBarbie
December 16, 2024 at 8:16 PM
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Turning down the chance to tour with The Rolling Stones on their 1972 “Party Tour.”
December 16, 2024 at 8:29 PM
His numerous war crimes eventually #BackfiredOnBarbie
December 16, 2024 at 8:12 PM
December 17, 2024 at 9:37 PM
#BackfiredOnBarbie
Her BDSM video. Her fans prefer classy porn.
December 16, 2024 at 8:31 PM
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Suffering vaginal frostbite in her Canadian Topless Sunbathing video even if it was a bestselling video.
December 16, 2024 at 8:33 PM
It really #BackfiredOnBarbie when she accepted the invitation because they only wanted her to be the designated driver!
December 16, 2024 at 8:06 PM
Thinking she was above the law in LEGO Land really #BackfiredOnBarbie
December 16, 2024 at 8:25 PM
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Topless biking at Disney World did not go over very well
December 16, 2024 at 8:45 PM
#BackfiredOnBarbie buying a trusty motor from this guy
a man is in a boxing ring with the words " poetic justice innit " above him
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December 16, 2024 at 8:11 PM
She was shopping in a shady type of establishment, and found the perfect dinette set. She had no cash and asked if she could pay with plastic...It cost her an arm and a leg.
#BackfiredOnBarbie
December 16, 2024 at 8:21 PM
#BackfiredOnBarbie is doctors call removing a plastic doll from someone's butt
December 16, 2024 at 9:04 PM
The shart #BackfiredOnBarbie 's underwear.

If she was commando that day, she might have killed someone behind her.
December 17, 2024 at 1:52 AM
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Due to typos she didn't get a tall man she got a doll man instead.
a man wearing a cowboy hat and fringed jacket stands in front of a building that says jrc
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December 16, 2024 at 8:54 PM
Going to the casting call #BackfiredOnBarbie because she ended up paired alongside Leonardo DiCaprio.
December 16, 2024 at 8:11 PM
Telling @acidicblonde.bsky.social to “Go back to Toronto because you have no future in the adult film industry.”

#BackfiredOnBarbie
December 16, 2024 at 8:36 PM
Releasing a black doll with a snack food tie-in back in 1997 REALLY #BackfiredOnBarbie
December 16, 2024 at 8:27 PM
During an experiment in pegging, Ken #BackfiredOnBarbie
December 16, 2024 at 8:19 PM
Hooking up with Alan #BackfiredOnBarbie

Turns out the movie kenwashed that Alan and Midge are still Married with 3 kids. She also was not aware that Midge is a black belt in Toy Kwan Do and is a Master of Jeet Kun Doll. Midge lost her mind and Barbie nearly lost her head
a woman laying on the grass with the words " this is the lowest i 've ever been "
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December 16, 2024 at 8:48 PM