Backwoods Dietitians Recommend Squirrel As Essential Part Of Good Eatin’ https://theonion.com/backwoods-dietitians-recommend-squirrel-as-essential-pa-1849543305/
September 24, 2025 at 8:00 PM
Backwoods Dietitians Recommend Squirrel As Essential Part Of Good Eatin’ https://theonion.com/backwoods-dietitians-recommend-squirrel-as-essential-pa-1849543305/
Dolly Parton again 💕🦋
September 25, 2026 at 11:41 PM
Dolly Parton again 💕🦋
Still feel like ICE suiting up like some random backwoods militia dudes is intentional.
May 13, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Still feel like ICE suiting up like some random backwoods militia dudes is intentional.
Backroads and Backwoods
March 7, 2025 at 2:56 PM
Backroads and Backwoods
June 21, 2026 at 7:48 PM
backwoods bators @harris-sinn.bsky.social
May 18, 2026 at 4:56 PM
backwoods bators @harris-sinn.bsky.social
Backwoods fire pit.
April 8, 2026 at 7:52 PM
Backwoods fire pit.
finally got my hands on them
September 27, 2026 at 9:26 PM
finally got my hands on them
Breed me in the backwoods?
February 27, 2026 at 3:10 PM
Breed me in the backwoods?
Hillbilly Diplomacy
Backwoods bad boy JD made more money than Jed Clampett, but yesterday’s White House walloping was like a scene out of Deliverance.
by Maureen Dowd
Backwoods bad boy JD made more money than Jed Clampett, but yesterday’s White House walloping was like a scene out of Deliverance.
by Maureen Dowd
March 1, 2025 at 1:12 PM
Hillbilly Diplomacy
Backwoods bad boy JD made more money than Jed Clampett, but yesterday’s White House walloping was like a scene out of Deliverance.
by Maureen Dowd
Backwoods bad boy JD made more money than Jed Clampett, but yesterday’s White House walloping was like a scene out of Deliverance.
by Maureen Dowd
Fallen trees with moss growing in the backwoods.
July 8, 2025 at 3:39 AM
Fallen trees with moss growing in the backwoods.
French? you mean backwoods provincial Latin gone bad??
Sorry, dude, but Chinese has already claimed dibs on English as a particularly remote dialect, so you’re SOL…
March 15, 2026 at 12:55 AM
French? you mean backwoods provincial Latin gone bad??
SILENCE. THE COUNCIL IS MEETING AROUND THE TABLE TO DISCUSS SHIT OR WHATEVER
September 27, 2026 at 12:06 AM
SILENCE. THE COUNCIL IS MEETING AROUND THE TABLE TO DISCUSS SHIT OR WHATEVER
Yokel. Jared from my new book BACKWOODS
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www.paulfreeman.com.au/book-store/b...
July 5, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Yokel. Jared from my new book BACKWOODS
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www.paulfreeman.com.au/book-store/b...
Markwayne Mullin looks and sounds like some backwoods ding-dong that Raylan Givens has to throw in his car trunk on JUSTIFIED
March 5, 2026 at 7:06 PM
Markwayne Mullin looks and sounds like some backwoods ding-dong that Raylan Givens has to throw in his car trunk on JUSTIFIED
Real Banjee Backwoods Louisiana Shit
July 8, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Real Banjee Backwoods Louisiana Shit
Now I’m just a backwoods small town hyperchicken, but it seems to me that if a company is big enough to existentially threaten the government then you don’t actually have a functioning government anymore.
📬 REUTERS EXCLUSIVE: Amazon reaches a multi-billion dollar deal with USPS on package deliveries
Amazon had previously threatened to pull its parcels from USPS and build a rival delivery network, which would have been an existential crisis for the post office.
www.reuters.com/business/ret...
Amazon had previously threatened to pull its parcels from USPS and build a rival delivery network, which would have been an existential crisis for the post office.
www.reuters.com/business/ret...
Exclusive: Amazon says it has reached deal with US Postal Service on package deliveries
Amazon.com said Monday it has reached a new agreement with the U.S. Postal Service on package deliveries.
www.reuters.com
April 6, 2026 at 11:11 PM
Now I’m just a backwoods small town hyperchicken, but it seems to me that if a company is big enough to existentially threaten the government then you don’t actually have a functioning government anymore.
good morning 😸 backwoods pond acrylic mixed media on watercolor paper, 48x42"
May 8, 2025 at 11:41 AM
good morning 😸 backwoods pond acrylic mixed media on watercolor paper, 48x42"
Speedo check backwoods Barbie edition 🙂↕️
November 13, 2024 at 10:03 PM
Speedo check backwoods Barbie edition 🙂↕️
backwoods hill cottage
June 7, 2025 at 9:05 AM
backwoods hill cottage
Fuck you, you ignorant racist, misogynistic, backwoods, cowardly, hypocritical, pussy grabbing, lard assed, duck dynasty watching, KFC chicken bucket eating, selfish, lazy, wannabe dictator, simpleton, pedophile fuck.
Your ignorance is unbounded.
Not even Jesus loves you.
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Your ignorance is unbounded.
Not even Jesus loves you.
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April 27, 2026 at 8:06 PM
Fuck you, you ignorant racist, misogynistic, backwoods, cowardly, hypocritical, pussy grabbing, lard assed, duck dynasty watching, KFC chicken bucket eating, selfish, lazy, wannabe dictator, simpleton, pedophile fuck.
Your ignorance is unbounded.
Not even Jesus loves you.
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Your ignorance is unbounded.
Not even Jesus loves you.
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backwoods lover
ephemeral stream
lemon zest on a bed of leaves
ephemeral stream
lemon zest on a bed of leaves
May 3, 2026 at 3:45 PM
backwoods lover
ephemeral stream
lemon zest on a bed of leaves
ephemeral stream
lemon zest on a bed of leaves
Backwoods wayfinding.
November 17, 2024 at 7:16 PM
Backwoods wayfinding.
Banjos, because backwoods death needs a soundtrack too.
December 13, 2024 at 9:44 PM
Banjos, because backwoods death needs a soundtrack too.
